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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
vibrant boistinker
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Histrionic Twinkling Cuckold Boiling Water
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Gaped Fluffy Location Reading Party
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
vibrant boistinker
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Cracking Awkward Stage Black Woman
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
scarlet hell goyim
  04/28/26
...
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  04/29/26
...
sticky idiotic casino hissy fit
  04/29/26
Seems so
obsidian organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
...
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Senior Ethics Official
  05/06/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
marvelous macaca
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
Floppy area new version
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Up-to-no-good motley theatre
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
sticky idiotic casino hissy fit
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
obsidian organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
oomox
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Mustard Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button
  04/29/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
vibrant boistinker
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
sticky idiotic casino hissy fit
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
medicated appetizing sanctuary
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Fear-inspiring Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Mustard Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Dark excitant trailer park friendly grandma
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Misanthropic nofapping pisswyrm
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
obsidian organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
big hunting ground
  04/30/26
U drunk?
obsidian organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
big hunting ground
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
...
Massive Penile Appendage
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/02/26
Majestic
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Hello, World!
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
oomox
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
oomox
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
who told you that, Mike Fart?
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Cave Johnson
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
oomox
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Cave Johnson
  05/04/26
...
oomox
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
oomox
  05/06/26
...
Candy Ride
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/06/26
^^the author
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/06/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Cave Johnson
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
LathamTouchedMe
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: vibrant boistinker

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Twinkling Cuckold Boiling Water

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Gaped Fluffy Location Reading Party

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: vibrant boistinker

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Cracking Awkward Stage Black Woman

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: scarlet hell goyim

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: sticky idiotic casino hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: marvelous macaca

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy area new version

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good motley theatre

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: sticky idiotic casino hissy fit

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: oomox

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Mustard Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850603)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: vibrant boistinker

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: sticky idiotic casino hissy fit

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: medicated appetizing sanctuary

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Haunted Graveyard

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Mustard Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Dark excitant trailer park friendly grandma

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic nofapping pisswyrm

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: big hunting ground

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: big hunting ground

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hello, World!

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: oomox

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: oomox

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: who told you that, Mike Fart? ((zurich is stained))

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: oomox

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: oomox

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Cave Johnson

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...#49871448)