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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
azure range mood
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath
  04/05/26
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Lime fanboi generalized bond
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
azure range mood
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
azure range mood
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
crimson glittery business firm yarmulke
  04/05/26
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Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness
  04/05/26
Lol
Heady Startling Azn
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Awkward Address Hominid
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
azure range mood
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Awkward Address Hominid
  04/05/26
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Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
pearly razzmatazz puppy
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Lime fanboi generalized bond
  04/05/26
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Fear-inspiring low-t parlor
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
boyish stain
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Electric National Security Agency Legend
  04/05/26
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swollen indian lodge shitlib
  04/05/26
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curious ruddy multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Cobalt 180 Step-uncle's House
  04/05/26
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Aqua pungent laser beams dilemma
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
azure range mood
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Cobalt 180 Step-uncle's House
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Concupiscible School Cafeteria
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
plum cuck menage
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
hateful lake locus roommate
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Red masturbator
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Bearded stag film legal warrant
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Concupiscible School Cafeteria
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
hateful lake locus roommate
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Bearded stag film legal warrant
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
swollen indian lodge shitlib
  04/05/26
...
Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath
  04/05/26
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Irate Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Bearded stag film legal warrant
  04/05/26
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Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness
  04/05/26
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Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness
  04/05/26
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Stimulating demanding hissy fit
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Stimulating demanding hissy fit
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
cordovan theater stage codepig
  04/05/26
...
Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath
  04/05/26
...
crimson glittery business firm yarmulke
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Bronze Vivacious Tanning Salon Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
azure range mood
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office
  04/05/26
...
Bearded stag film legal warrant
  04/05/26
...
Henna French Point
  04/06/26
Pls respond
amber son of senegal piazza
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
crimson glittery business firm yarmulke
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
azure range mood
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: azure range mood

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Lime fanboi generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: azure range mood

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: azure range mood

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: crimson glittery business firm yarmulke

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Startling Azn

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Awkward Address Hominid

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: azure range mood

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Awkward Address Hominid

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: pearly razzmatazz puppy

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Lime fanboi generalized bond

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring low-t parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: boyish stain

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Electric National Security Agency Legend

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: swollen indian lodge shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: curious ruddy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Cobalt 180 Step-uncle's House

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Aqua pungent laser beams dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: azure range mood

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Cobalt 180 Step-uncle's House

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Cafeteria

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: plum cuck menage

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: hateful lake locus roommate

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Red masturbator

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Bearded stag film legal warrant

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible School Cafeteria

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: hateful lake locus roommate

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bearded stag film legal warrant

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: swollen indian lodge shitlib

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Irate Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Bearded stag film legal warrant

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Clear Hairraiser Church Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating demanding hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Stimulating demanding hissy fit

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cordovan theater stage codepig

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Wonderful balding pisswyrm public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: crimson glittery business firm yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Bronze Vivacious Tanning Salon Scourge Upon The Earth

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: azure range mood

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: maroon thirsty electric furnace principal's office

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Bearded stag film legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Henna French Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: amber son of senegal piazza

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: crimson glittery business firm yarmulke

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: azure range mood

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49812165)