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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48503923) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:51 AM Author: scarlet corner rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48503949) Date: November 11th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49422159) Date: November 13th, 2025 2:40 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49425607) Date: November 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49428348) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49428430) Date: November 14th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49430743) Date: December 14th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49508059) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: ebony cracking selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: ebony cracking selfie Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: slippery grizzly box office Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: ebony cracking selfie Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship I'm enjoying this plotline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Kink-friendly Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: titillating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Federal Balding Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Kink-friendly Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Goal In Life School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: motley set Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: hideous spectacular kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: motley set Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Vigorous cocky whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: purple electric coffee pot base “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Vigorous cocky whorehouse lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: titillating rehab JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Cerebral police squad bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: titillating rehab toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Iridescent Bearded Dilemma Becky Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: slippery grizzly box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: titillating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: Swashbuckling senate Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: chocolate flickering range Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: motley set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Ruby Deep Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Impressive Property Trump Supporter Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669529) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you choose to celebrate this festive season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: Awkward church building is this work just as important as what surgeons do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43672577) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:49 PM Author: Insecure pungent headpube More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44077345) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Cerebral police squad bawdyhouse Incredibly disturbing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668730) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:03 PM Author: thriller windowlicker quadroon thread needs a trigger warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668787) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674346) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Stimulating magical lay partner This thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668849) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668874) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Stimulating magical lay partner Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668903) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he unleashes subtle negs and casually "requests" (i.e. tells you in a way ensuring you have know you have no other option other than to comply) unfathomably sociopathic and cruel things is just 100% spot on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668934) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for money," the senior associate mutters to himself again and again throughout this email exchange. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668991) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from local TTT at bar at 1pm in santa hat handing out business cards and buying rounds) "Heh. Loser." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669010) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: hideous spectacular kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669191) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship Actually 180 biz development opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674353) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: Effete chapel I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668883) Date: November 4th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48279803) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: beta fragrant theater insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, but a jew observing a regular shabbat this evening wouldnt get placed on this assignment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668894) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:22 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668899) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: navy principal's office its downright meshuggah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669783) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: 180 philosopher-king There is way more direction and instruction by the partner in this thread than I ever received. And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: 180 philosopher-king Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! (Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: hideous spectacular kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Wonderful hospital whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: judgmental irate den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: talented fortuitous meteor affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Crawly lascivious university wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Peach Pocket Flask Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: Big center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: titillating rehab JFC.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45782344) Date: November 20th, 2024 1:07 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48358945) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#49146076) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669008) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:50 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Hi Senior Associate X, I'm LaShonda's assigned partner. She called me several minutes ago saying you contacted her off normal working hours and while she is on PTO. Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours. Please advise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: Lemon Heaven Laser Beams Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669827) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also you know that tons of biglol partners are wasp faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669849) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:28 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum in Brooklyn, New York on September 4, 1950) is a former AUSA and senior litigation partner who currently serves as the 8th Chairman of Cohen & Cohen LLP, a prominent New York corporate defense firm founde..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43670012) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:31 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Russian and German-born Jewish Parents. His father, Moeshe Goldbaum (died 1996), was a prominent Manhattan banker who immigrated from Russia is 1918. His mother, Sarah Rothchild (died 2002), immigrated from Germany in 1921, and was a distant relative of the Rothchild banking family. Robert L. Smith graduated from Yestiva University magna cum laude with a B.A. in Political Science in 1972. Afterwards, Smith graduated cum laude from Columbia University Law School. Before becoming an AUSA, Smith clerked for Phillip Goldstein on the... 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It all falls under drafting responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43670696) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for this. The amount of hours billed for "drafting responses" is not going to fly with this client. As I mentioned in prior correspondence, the client is very cost sensitive. We're going to have to shave a lot of your hours on this. This type of work is something that we should be delegated to firm staff, and I recommend you use them in the future. It's important that you learn how to delegate these tasks. 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You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? 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(Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: thriller windowlicker quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: dark parlour god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: adventurous crystalline alpha plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: maize provocative sneaky criminal main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: costumed trip stead private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: transparent locus queen of the night i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: Awkward church building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: territorial laughsome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: maize provocative sneaky criminal main people This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: territorial laughsome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: brilliant vibrant market "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Goal In Life School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: talented fortuitous meteor affirmative action this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Ruddy Comical Forum Sandwich Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: talented fortuitous meteor affirmative action indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: purple electric coffee pot base You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: maize provocative sneaky criminal main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Bateful seedy telephone Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Stimulating magical lay partner 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Crawly lascivious university wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: navy principal's office this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: plum ratface lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: slippery grizzly box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Aromatic Useless Brakes Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Goal In Life School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: titillating rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: plum ratface lettuce I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: razzmatazz institution Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: dark parlour *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: demanding french meetinghouse generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Gold Violent Newt Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: harsh razzle-dazzle space mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: Appetizing fishy legal warrant hominid I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: jet dog poop pisswyrm I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: Ruddy Comical Forum Sandwich Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: territorial laughsome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: Bateful seedy telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: brilliant vibrant market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: At-the-ready sanctuary place of business Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: dark parlour Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: frisky submissive cruise ship I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: Bateful seedy telephone (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: passionate bisexual area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: Claret famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Ruddy Comical Forum Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: charismatic site internal respiration Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Kink-friendly Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Primrose Supple Station Water Buffalo this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: titillating rehab WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! 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Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: racy incel death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: floppy therapy cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: jet dog poop pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: Stirring up-to-no-good church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: ...,....,,........ 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I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Will do. 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Teewinot included. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47868629) Date: July 20th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: Elite Keepsake Machete Public Bath re: Regarding your upcoming July out of office time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47870412) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48102942) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48188651) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:29 AM Author: pea-brained gas station crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#47873030) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48102943) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48188501) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:07 PM Author: Carnelian Shrine Mood Checking to confirm you received the email. Any first impressions? What is your availability to discuss Monday morning? Client is based in London so let's please plan to be available 7 or 8am on Monday. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...#48188515) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: Slap-happy mischievous theatre doctorate Hi Partner X, I'm just finishing Christmas Eve dinner with my family. It should wrap up at my parents house around 9:00 PM EST. The drive home takes about 30 minutes, and then I’ll put the kids to bed before reviewing the email you mentioned. I’ll make sure to respond tonight, in the spirit of Christmas. And, yes, I’ll be there Monday at 7 AM sharp — if not in body, certainly in spirit. 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