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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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lol bro you never forget that.
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Hairless fragrant senate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cowardly Location Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Pungent geriatric university

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Dun irradiated church building death wish

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Hairless fragrant senate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Erotic well-lubricated tanning salon persian



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: ungodly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: opaque twinkling uncleanness gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: nudist fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Violent Costumed Locale Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: territorial bawdyhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: twisted dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged theatre immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: domesticated at-the-ready crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Free-loading thriller pisswyrm



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: green galvanic cruise ship personal credit line

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Fluffy roast beef resort

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Fluffy roast beef resort

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Hairless fragrant senate fat ankles

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: magenta slimy toaster

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Wild charcoal trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: crawly coiffed school cafeteria

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Hairless fragrant senate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Headpube

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: twisted dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: translucent thirsty cuckoldry

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: territorial bawdyhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Red home

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: twisted dilemma

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sapphire diverse gaming laptop rehab

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward Ratface Station

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hairless fragrant senate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Haunting blue halford

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz indecent heaven karate

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: flesh odious site

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134975)