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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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  01/25/16
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr
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hm
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180
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  01/26/16
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180
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toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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Death gotta be easy
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
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TY bro
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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i lol'd
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We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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...
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you are slaying this thread
carmine locus
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
carmine locus
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
carmine locus
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
carmine locus
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Excitant vengeful genital piercing
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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Lmao
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  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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LOL
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JFC
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Update?
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Devastating. Fuck my life.
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
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  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Galvanic Half-breed
  01/26/16
Cr
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...
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1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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...
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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Describe
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  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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God damn brutal
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...
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...
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Please be flame
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Ruby diverse french chef
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Pearl Base Becky
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
Fuck
Pearl Base Becky
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
Excitant vengeful genital piercing
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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...
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...
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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except for your autism
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...
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Dun temple ceo
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
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...
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LOL fair
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
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Titillating Idiot Principal's Office
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...
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...
electric transparent gay wizard friendly grandma
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
rough-skinned mentally impaired dysfunction
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...
mint drunken double fault dopamine
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Heady Abode
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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sepia irradiated address
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...
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
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jfc
Ruby diverse french chef
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...
swashbuckling reading party pit
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
emerald dragon
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
do u love it
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
sepia irradiated address
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...
embarrassed to the bone shitlib
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
emerald dragon
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
...
costumed menage toilet seat
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Ruby diverse french chef
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Ruby diverse french chef
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
emerald dragon
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Ruby diverse french chef
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
...
White thriller blood rage site
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
smoky startled indian lodge
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Pearl Base Becky
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...
silver misunderstood location athletic conference
  01/26/16
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Disturbing red really tough guy church
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...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
vibrant seedy hissy fit
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JFC
Overrated bawdyhouse jew
  01/26/16
180
Insanely creepy kitty cat jewess
  01/26/16
...
Drab alcoholic striped hyena mental disorder
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Pearl Base Becky
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
sepia irradiated address
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
180 twist
costumed menage toilet seat
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...
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
  01/26/16
THIS
Saffron antidepressant drug partner
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...
Fantasy-prone telephone
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
charcoal stead persian
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
soggy codepig
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
charcoal stead persian
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Excitant vengeful genital piercing
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
hairraiser plaza voyeur
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Charismatic bearded tanning salon
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
soggy codepig
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Excitant vengeful genital piercing
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Vermilion mind-boggling wrinkle school
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fucking damn
smoky startled indian lodge
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...
Black chapel kitty
  01/26/16
180
Nubile Arousing Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
fragrant stag film
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
costumed menage toilet seat
  01/27/16
...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Cobalt Nighttime Forum Dog Poop
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Underhanded cruise ship filthpig
  05/19/16
repost please
fragrant stag film
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
sepia irradiated address
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Underhanded cruise ship filthpig
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
White thriller blood rage site
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tyft brother
Saffron antidepressant drug partner
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...
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
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...
Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area
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180.
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...
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...
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
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brave
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Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
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Ruby diverse french chef
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cr
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...
self-centered idea he suggested university
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...
Godawful weed whacker yarmulke
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...
costumed menage toilet seat
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frum public bath
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Ruby diverse french chef
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mods please delete
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Excitant vengeful genital piercing
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...
costumed menage toilet seat
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Underhanded cruise ship filthpig
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...
Blue pervert
  10/27/16
...
Hyperactive lodge degenerate
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
costumed menage toilet seat
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Doobsian fortuitous meteor
  01/23/17
... ...
bat-shit-crazy chestnut liquid oxygen
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...
costumed menage toilet seat
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Lol
awkward light theater
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Holy shit.
Pale exciting alpha
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...
silver misunderstood location athletic conference
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...
costumed menage toilet seat
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...
Ruby diverse french chef
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...
stubborn cerise set
  03/15/17
...
Blue pervert
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Confused primrose death wish
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Misanthropic ocher corn cake
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
hilarious sanctuary skinny woman
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...
Bonkers
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...
mint drunken double fault dopamine
  06/01/17
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Cerebral Tan Cuckoldry
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hilarious sanctuary skinny woman
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where is corporate slave?
regret karate
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...
obsidian milk
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...
Ruby diverse french chef
  09/25/17
...
Pearl Base Becky
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
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...
Unhinged casino
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
maniacal abnormal hominid
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
costumed menage toilet seat
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
maniacal abnormal hominid
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Hyperactive lodge degenerate
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area
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...
Pearl Base Becky
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...
costumed menage toilet seat
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
boltzmann
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The signs were, sadly, all there
costumed menage toilet seat
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...
appetizing black woman trailer park
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...
Pearl Base Becky
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
costumed menage toilet seat
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...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Pale exciting alpha
  01/16/19
Jfc
costumed menage toilet seat
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
tattoo
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
charcoal stead persian
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Indigo boistinker
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Indigo boistinker
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
emerald dragon
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Indigo boistinker
  01/17/19
...
Pearl Base Becky
  04/08/19
...
infuriating mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Unhinged casino
  04/09/19
...
Indigo boistinker
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Indigo boistinker
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
costumed menage toilet seat
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Garnet hateful cuck
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
costumed menage toilet seat
  06/03/19
...
Bat shit crazy curious hall
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
sable range nowag
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Indigo boistinker
  06/03/19
...
silver misunderstood location athletic conference
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Indigo boistinker
  08/08/19
...
Indigo boistinker
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
zombie-like community account
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Grizzly Cowardly Multi-billionaire
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
zombie-like community account
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...
zombie-like community account
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sapphire tank
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Ruby diverse french chef
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emerald dragon
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emerald dragon
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Ruby diverse french chef
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Bat shit crazy curious hall
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apoplectic bbw
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buck-toothed brunch hairy legs
  10/11/21
bump
emerald dragon
  03/12/22
...
Ruby diverse french chef
  01/05/23
...
self-centered idea he suggested university
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Rigpig
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Plum people who are hurt
  10/13/23
...
costumed menage toilet seat
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Pearl Base Becky
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self-centered idea he suggested university
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: amethyst beta resort faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: motley field philosopher-king

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678509)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678518)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678964)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: balding den deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678706)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678811)



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Author: amethyst beta resort faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679005)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679333)



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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: marvelous lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679796)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: soggy codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683275)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Titillating Idiot Principal's Office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683299)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696500)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683525)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684217)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509905)



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Author: jade police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690331)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Nighttime Forum Dog Poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740482)



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Author: sable range nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: contagious property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29909715)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287948)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818287)



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Author: Milky Deranged Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: dashing jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Garrison

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: useless stage

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: floppy dilemma

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring center

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Unhinged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: frozen rusted senate gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Dun temple ceo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Opaque quadroon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Canary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Insecure hell associate

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: comical cyan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: aromatic windowlicker locale

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Flickering Spruce Spot Macaca

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Black chapel kitty

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: house-broken step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: fragrant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: spectacular mewling goyim box office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bronze vigorous boiling water coffee pot

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: maize international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: hilarious sanctuary skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chestnut liquid oxygen

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Dun temple ceo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: big bistre haunted graveyard

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Saffron antidepressant drug partner

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: violent knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Swollen Trip Feces

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: erotic home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: carmine locus

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: carmine locus

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: carmine locus

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: carmine locus

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: carmine locus

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cumskin

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: erotic home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: poppy native

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: aquamarine stimulating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular mewling goyim box office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: flirting heaven

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible point mood

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chestnut liquid oxygen

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Cracking Aggressive Crotch

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Talented Sticky Psychic Main People

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse adventurous travel guidebook business firm

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Fishy Hospital

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: hilarious sanctuary skinny woman

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: self-centered idea he suggested university

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: brindle meetinghouse newt

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: mint drunken double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: aquamarine stimulating school cafeteria

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: aquamarine stimulating school cafeteria

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Titillating Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: aromatic windowlicker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: low-t brilliant theatre pocket flask

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: low-t brilliant theatre pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Racy stage

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: electric transparent gay wizard friendly grandma

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: emerald dragon

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant seedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Swollen Trip Feces

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: emerald dragon

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Racy stage

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Blathering henna pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: poppy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant seedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: mint drunken double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Canary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Cream House

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned mentally impaired dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Saffron antidepressant drug partner

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cocky national digit ratio

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: stubborn cerise set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Filthy brethren kitchen

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chestnut liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: aquamarine stimulating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: hilarious sanctuary skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: stubborn cerise set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: bateful crimson orchestra pit puppy

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: aromatic windowlicker locale

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Dun temple ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: emerald dragon

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: vibrant seedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Titillating Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: stubborn cerise set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: electric transparent gay wizard friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned mentally impaired dysfunction

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: mint drunken double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Heady Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Shivering pozpig

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling reading party pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: emerald dragon

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: emerald dragon

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: emerald dragon

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: White thriller blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: smoky startled indian lodge

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Disturbing red really tough guy church

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: vibrant seedy hissy fit

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Overrated bawdyhouse jew

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitty cat jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Drab alcoholic striped hyena mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Aqua Turdskin Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: soggy codepig

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sepia irradiated address

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Saffron antidepressant drug partner

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: soggy codepig

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: soggy codepig

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: soggy codepig

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: charcoal stead persian

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: soggy codepig

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: charcoal stead persian

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: soggy codepig

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza voyeur

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded tanning salon

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: soggy codepig

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Vermilion mind-boggling wrinkle school

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: smoky startled indian lodge

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Black chapel kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Nubile Arousing Ticket Booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: fragrant stag film

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Nighttime Forum Dog Poop

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Underhanded cruise ship filthpig

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: fragrant stag film

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: sepia irradiated address

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Underhanded cruise ship filthpig

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: White thriller blood rage site

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Saffron antidepressant drug partner

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: mint drunken double fault dopamine

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Blue pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Ungodly nibblets circlehead

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: self-centered idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: awkward light theater

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Milky Deranged Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: emerald dragon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: self-centered idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Godawful weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: frum public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Excitant vengeful genital piercing

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Underhanded cruise ship filthpig

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Blue pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Doobsian fortuitous meteor

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chestnut liquid oxygen

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: awkward light theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Pale exciting alpha

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: stubborn cerise set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Blue pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Confused primrose death wish

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Misanthropic ocher corn cake

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: hilarious sanctuary skinny woman

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Bonkers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: mint drunken double fault dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Tan Cuckoldry

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: hilarious sanctuary skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  regret karate

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: obsidian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Unhinged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: maniacal abnormal hominid

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: maniacal abnormal hominid

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge degenerate

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  mustard new version coldplay fan

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  boltzmann

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: appetizing black woman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Pale exciting alpha

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  tattoo

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: charcoal stead persian

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: emerald dragon

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Indigo boistinker

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  infuriating mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Unhinged casino

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Garnet hateful cuck

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: sable range nowag

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: silver misunderstood location athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Indigo boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: zombie-like community account

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Grizzly Cowardly Multi-billionaire

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: zombie-like community account

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: zombie-like community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: sapphire tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: emerald dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: emerald dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Impressive depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy curious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: apoplectic bbw



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: emerald dragon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ruby diverse french chef



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: self-centered idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  Rigpig

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Plum people who are hurt

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: costumed menage toilet seat



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Pearl Base Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: self-centered idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49548061)