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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Spectacular business firm sandwich
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  01/26/16
jesus no...
amber spot selfie
  10/24/16
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swollen histrionic public bath
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  10/14/20
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Soul-stirring center
  01/25/16
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exciting stead multi-billionaire
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Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman
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cobalt frum crackhouse
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Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman
  01/25/16
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cobalt frum crackhouse
  01/25/16
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glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/25/16
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aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
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Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Coral shrine
  01/25/16
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Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  01/25/16
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Spectacular business firm sandwich
  01/26/16
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diverse smoky chapel
  01/26/16
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balding useless wrinkle round eye
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  11/27/16
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Insanely creepy 180 hall
  06/13/17
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emerald ladyboy
  12/19/17
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narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/24/18
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dull trailer park
  06/10/24
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Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
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Aquamarine ticket booth
  10/24/16
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swollen histrionic public bath
  11/27/16
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Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/23/17
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alcoholic greedy weed whacker
  03/15/17
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Insanely creepy 180 hall
  04/20/17
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Insanely creepy 180 hall
  02/20/18
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Insanely creepy 180 hall
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thriller mediation set
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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dull trailer park
  05/15/22
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dull trailer park
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Sadistic boistinker
  01/25/16
Brutal
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
...
charismatic carnelian incel
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
medicated casino tank
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
...
exciting stead multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
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narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
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godawful circlehead feces
  01/25/16
damnit
aqua haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
jfc
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman
  01/25/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/25/16
Cr
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
hm
Dashing yarmulke
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
wait
angry jade puppy
  01/25/16
...
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant kitty
  01/25/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
mischievous area immigrant
  01/25/16
...
claret supple death wish stag film
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Sadistic boistinker
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Sadistic boistinker
  01/25/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/25/16
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emerald ladyboy
  01/25/16
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Low-t scarlet jap senate
  01/25/16
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aqua haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
godawful circlehead feces
  01/25/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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...
lascivious tan box office
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Hilarious Umber Field Main People
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beta misanthropic site
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Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop
  01/25/16
damn
curious fat ankles skinny woman
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Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Big overrated gas station
  01/25/16
O LORD
vivacious black tattoo locus
  01/25/16
jfc
Cordovan Free-loading Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman
  01/25/16
Lmao
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
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Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
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Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
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  07/08/17
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  10/27/17
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  03/16/20
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slippery stimulating forum
  02/18/22
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nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Coral shrine
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
aqua haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
ouch
Salmon hot potus market
  01/26/16
poison
Duck-like sick trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
Mint big-titted wagecucks
  01/26/16
180
Spectacular business firm sandwich
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
appetizing theater
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Passionate plum antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
self-centered library goyim
  09/27/16
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nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
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balding useless wrinkle round eye
  08/12/19
180
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  01/26/16
...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
autistic zippy stock car theater stage
  01/27/16
...
emerald ladyboy
  01/27/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker
  02/02/16
...
Wonderful Depressive Clown
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Abnormal bright parlour stain
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Vibrant topaz sex offender macaca
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Pearly Aphrodisiac Church
  02/24/16
18000000
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  05/19/16
chilling
Silver Menage Fanboi
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
oh my.
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  01/23/17
toxic
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  04/02/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
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submissive new version jew
  10/27/17
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Bronze kitchen hissy fit
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
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  09/26/21
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
nubile azn
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral Brindle Chad Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
toxic
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Ocher resort idiot
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
TY bro
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Indigo therapy sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
charismatic carnelian incel
  10/27/17
...
lake abode telephone
  10/27/17
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  05/24/18
...
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
light metal striped hyena
  10/27/17
credited advice
Provocative ratface
  05/24/18
even more toxic
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Glassy mexican
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Startling bearded piazza national security agency
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
lol
Sapphire Faggotry Degenerate
  06/01/17
...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Spectacular business firm sandwich
  01/26/16
...
nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
razzle sanctuary
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
Lmao
mustard principal's office corn cake
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/25/16
lmao true
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
...
nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
Haha
Talking Base Son Of Senegal
  03/19/20
...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
...
godawful circlehead feces
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Indigo therapy sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Crimson Hell Affirmative Action
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
doobsian shaky home
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
light metal striped hyena
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
self-centered library goyim
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
maroon national nowag
  06/03/19
oh no
Passionate plum antidepressant drug
  08/08/19
LOL
chartreuse plaza
  03/16/20
JFC
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  03/19/20
Update?
slippery stimulating forum
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
painfully honest poppy meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/25/16
...
emerald ladyboy
  05/19/16
...
Brilliant kitty
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
godawful circlehead feces
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
Cr
godawful circlehead feces
  01/26/16
...
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
...
Lemon floppy bbw school
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
garnet theatre
  01/26/16
...
garnet theatre
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Soul-stirring center
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
cyan heady heaven faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
...
Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Spectacular business firm sandwich
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
Lmfao
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Soul-stirring center
  01/26/16
...
Milky black woman
  01/16/19
...
Talking Base Son Of Senegal
  03/16/20
...
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
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...
angry jade puppy
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...
Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
emerald ladyboy
  03/28/16
...
Henna Magical Pit
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Out-of-control fantasy-prone famous landscape painting hospital
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...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Ocher resort idiot
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  01/26/16
...
amber spot selfie
  10/24/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Startling bearded piazza national security agency
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Cream Bat Shit Crazy Step-uncle's House Juggernaut
  04/04/16
...
alcoholic greedy weed whacker
  03/15/17
*applause*
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...
thriller mediation set
  09/26/21
...
light metal striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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  01/26/16
...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Canary Shitlib House
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...
godawful circlehead feces
  01/26/16
...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Describe
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
...
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Please be flame
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
submissive new version jew
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
Fuck
submissive new version jew
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Brilliant kitty
  01/26/16
cq's!
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  03/19/20
...
alcoholic greedy weed whacker
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
chest-beating friendly grandma
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Ocher resort idiot
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Lemon floppy bbw school
  01/26/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
Provocative ratface
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Ocher resort idiot
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Ocher resort idiot
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
...
Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Opaque trip party of the first part
  01/23/17
...
alcoholic greedy weed whacker
  03/15/17
...
cyan heady heaven faggot firefighter
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Canary Shitlib House
  01/26/16
underrated
amber spot selfie
  01/26/16
...
emerald ladyboy
  02/15/16
...
swollen histrionic public bath
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Bearded yellow parlor
  01/26/16
...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
jfc
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
...
peach nursing home
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
do u love it
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
Clear doctorate
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
sienna infuriating
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Navy
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
aqua haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
...
submissive new version jew
  01/26/16
...
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant kitty
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
JFC
sickened crawly
  01/26/16
180
Embarrassed to the bone purple filthpig
  01/26/16
...
tripping sound barrier
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
submissive new version jew
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
Navy
  01/26/16
...
Navy
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
180 twist
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
THIS
Startling bearded piazza national security agency
  01/26/16
...
police squad
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Ocher resort idiot
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
balding useless wrinkle round eye
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Irradiated windowlicker state
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
pungent toilet seat
  01/26/16
fucking damn
aqua haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop
  01/26/16
180
flushed lettuce
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/27/16
...
Brilliant kitty
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat
  05/19/16
repost please
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Slate galvanic elastic band temple
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
sienna infuriating
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Startling bearded piazza national security agency
  01/26/16
...
angry jade puppy
  01/26/16
...
aromatic rehab dragon
  01/27/16
180.
emerald ladyboy
  01/27/16
...
police squad
  01/29/16
...
confused vigorous electric furnace institution
  01/31/16
...
angry jade puppy
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
ruby gay wizard
  02/02/16
brave
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  02/03/16
...
slippery stimulating forum
  02/22/16
...
angry jade puppy
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
walnut rough-skinned
  02/22/16
...
Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage
  03/08/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  09/27/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  03/04/16
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  04/04/16
...
Low-t scarlet jap senate
  04/04/16
cr
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  04/20/16
...
slippery stimulating forum
  05/11/16
...
angry jade puppy
  05/11/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  06/17/16
...
deer antler pisswyrm
  09/27/16
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Brilliant kitty
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
curious fat ankles skinny woman
  10/24/16
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat
  10/24/16
...
confused vigorous electric furnace institution
  10/27/16
...
White
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Brilliant kitty
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Burgundy Gaping
  01/23/17
... ...
light metal striped hyena
  01/23/17
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  07/08/17
Lol
walnut rough-skinned
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Chocolate Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/16/19
...
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  02/11/17
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  03/13/17
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  03/15/17
...
alcoholic greedy weed whacker
  03/15/17
...
confused vigorous electric furnace institution
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
olive
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
goal in life prole
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  06/01/17
...
Mewling Hunting Ground Personal Credit Line
  06/01/17
...
emerald ladyboy
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Bipolar
  06/13/17
...
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Dead Federal
  07/08/17
...
drab athletic conference
  08/18/17
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  09/25/17
...
submissive new version jew
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Brilliant kitty
  10/27/17
...
seedy regret
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
iridescent
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
iridescent
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
White
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Flickering legend
  05/24/18
...
aromatic rehab dragon
  07/25/18
...
submissive new version jew
  05/17/18
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness persian
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  07/25/18
...
diverse smoky chapel
  07/25/18
...
submissive new version jew
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/16/19
...
Brilliant kitty
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Chocolate Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/16/19
Jfc
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Brilliant kitty
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
lime half-breed
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  01/17/19
...
submissive new version jew
  04/08/19
...
bistre pozpig
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
seedy regret
  04/09/19
...
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Startled hominid
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  06/03/19
...
Brilliant kitty
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Vibrant topaz sex offender macaca
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  06/03/19
...
Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  08/08/19
...
slap-happy foreskin indirect expression
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
cheese-eating green
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Zombie-like mother associate
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
cheese-eating green
  08/12/19
...
cheese-eating green
  03/16/20
...
Ungodly Sneaky Criminal
  02/02/20
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  03/14/20
...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  03/16/20
...
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  09/30/20
...
Khaki Really Tough Guy
  08/27/21
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  09/13/21
...
Brilliant kitty
  09/26/21
...
hairy legs
  10/11/21
...
thriller mediation set
  10/11/21
bump
geriatric stubborn karate lay
  03/12/22
...
Insanely creepy 180 hall
  01/05/23
...
slippery stimulating forum
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
travel guidebook
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
cruel-hearted jewess
  10/13/23
...
narrow-minded stirring legal warrant
  01/03/24
...
submissive new version jew
  08/09/24
...
slippery stimulating forum
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Spectacular business firm sandwich

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: amber spot selfie

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: swollen histrionic public bath



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: exciting stead multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: cobalt frum crackhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Coral shrine

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: swollen histrionic public bath



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: racy blue orchestra pit



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Author: dull trailer park



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Author: dull trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: beta misanthropic site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: medicated casino tank

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: mischievous area immigrant

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: exciting stead multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: godawful circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: aqua haunted graveyard

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: angry jade puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: mischievous area immigrant

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: claret supple death wish stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678939)



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Author: Low-t scarlet jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: aqua haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: godawful circlehead feces

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Avocado exhilarant locale gunner

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious tan box office



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Hilarious Umber Field Main People

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: beta misanthropic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Big overrated gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vivacious black tattoo locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cordovan Free-loading Generalized Bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Buff Patrolman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Cowardly maize tanning salon rigor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



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Author: Bronze kitchen hissy fit



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Author: Jet Bateful Address



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: flatulent boyish university preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779580)



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Author: slippery stimulating forum



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Coral shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: aqua haunted graveyard

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Salmon hot potus market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Duck-like sick trump supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Mint big-titted wagecucks



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Spectacular business firm sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing theater

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Passionate plum antidepressant drug

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: self-centered library goyim

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: autistic zippy stock car theater stage

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Depressive Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Abnormal bright parlour stain

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Vibrant topaz sex offender macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Pearly Aphrodisiac Church

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: rambunctious razzmatazz location milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: chrome laughsome people who are hurt church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Violet Motley Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Silver Menage Fanboi

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: confused vigorous electric furnace institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: charcoal multi-colored double fault den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Spruce property halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: alcoholic greedy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Low-t scarlet jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Titillating offensive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cracking background story stage

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Bronze kitchen hissy fit

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: gay electric corner

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: seedy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Erotic obsidian messiness whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Provocative ratface

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dun garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Nudist insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Henna Magical Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: thriller mediation set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: odious impressive cuckold

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Twisted excitant ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Lemon floppy bbw school

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: nubile azn

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Brindle Chad Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Indigo therapy sweet tailpipe

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian incel

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: lake abode telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: light metal striped hyena

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Provocative ratface

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Glassy mexican

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Startling bearded piazza national security agency

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire Faggotry Degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Spectacular business firm sandwich

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author:  mustard principal's office corn cake

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: nofapping school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Talking Base Son Of Senegal

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: godawful circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Indigo therapy sweet tailpipe

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Crimson Hell Affirmative Action

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: doobsian shaky home

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: light metal striped hyena

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: self-centered library goyim

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: maroon national nowag

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Passionate plum antidepressant drug

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: chartreuse plaza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: slippery stimulating forum

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: painfully honest poppy meetinghouse

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: godawful circlehead feces

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: godawful circlehead feces

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Lemon floppy bbw school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: garnet theatre

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: garnet theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: cyan heady heaven faggot firefighter

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Spectacular business firm sandwich

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: angry jade puppy

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Milky black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Talking Base Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Henna Magical Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control fantasy-prone famous landscape painting hospital

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: amber spot selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Startling bearded piazza national security agency

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Cream Bat Shit Crazy Step-uncle's House Juggernaut

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: alcoholic greedy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  rose point toaster

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: thriller mediation set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: light metal striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: angry jade puppy

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: godawful circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: submissive new version jew

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: submissive new version jew

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: alcoholic greedy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: chest-beating friendly grandma

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lemon floppy bbw school

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Provocative ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Opaque trip party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: alcoholic greedy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cyan heady heaven faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib House

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: amber spot selfie

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: swollen histrionic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Bearded yellow parlor

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: peach nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: angry jade puppy

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: angry jade puppy

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Clear doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: sienna infuriating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Navy

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: aqua haunted graveyard

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Domesticated Sooty Bawdyhouse

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy station fortuitous meteor

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: sickened crawly

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone purple filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: tripping sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: submissive new version jew

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Navy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Navy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Startling bearded piazza national security agency

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Ocher resort idiot

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: balding useless wrinkle round eye

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker state

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pungent toilet seat

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aqua haunted graveyard

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Orange Alpha Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  flushed lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Contagious orchid dilemma candlestick maker

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Slate galvanic elastic band temple

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: sienna infuriating

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Startling bearded piazza national security agency

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: confused vigorous electric furnace institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  ruby gay wizard

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: slippery stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: walnut rough-skinned

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Low-t scarlet jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: slippery stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: angry jade puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  deer antler pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Brilliant kitty

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: curious fat ankles skinny woman

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Sepia Well-lubricated Kitty Cat

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: confused vigorous electric furnace institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: White



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Brilliant kitty

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Gaping

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: light metal striped hyena

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: walnut rough-skinned

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Scourge Upon The Earth

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: alcoholic greedy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: confused vigorous electric furnace institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  olive

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  goal in life prole

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Mewling Hunting Ground Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bipolar

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Organic Girlfriend Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Dead Federal

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: drab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: seedy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: iridescent

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: iridescent

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: White

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Flickering legend

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness persian

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: diverse smoky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Scourge Upon The Earth

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: lime half-breed

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled quadroon mental disorder

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: bistre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: seedy regret

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Startled hominid

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Vibrant topaz sex offender macaca

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Cocky hairraiser space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating green

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Zombie-like mother associate

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: cheese-eating green

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Ungodly Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Khaki Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: thriller mediation set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: geriatric stubborn karate lay

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: slippery stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  travel guidebook

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted jewess

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: submissive new version jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: slippery stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49548061)