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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
yellow useless brakes main people
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
spruce parlor
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
spruce parlor
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
spruce parlor
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
spruce parlor
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
floppy stage
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
laughsome yapping temple
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
razzle-dazzle medicated spot degenerate
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
razzle-dazzle medicated spot degenerate
  03/06/26
180
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
Shaky peach mad-dog skullcap state
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
Sticky Rehab Ape
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
Mint costumed cuck set
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
tan theatre partner
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
tan theatre partner
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
Slap-happy Base
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
Chest-beating point
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
bisexual pearl locale boistinker
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
Chest-beating point
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
bisexual pearl locale boistinker
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
out-of-control adventurous piazza striped hyena
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
glittery reading party orchestra pit
  03/06/26
...
Fuchsia disrespectful karate indian lodge
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
offensive sick stead boiling water
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
pink frozen juggernaut
  03/06/26
its really bad for your gut bacteria from what i remember ...
Curious lavender dilemma
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
Maroon wonderful tanning salon
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
Maroon wonderful tanning salon
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
Maize trip windowlicker death wish
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: yellow useless brakes main people

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: spruce parlor

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: spruce parlor

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: spruce parlor

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: spruce parlor

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: floppy stage

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Slap-happy Base

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: floppy stage

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy Base

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: floppy stage

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: floppy stage

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy Base

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: floppy stage

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Base

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: floppy stage

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy Base

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: floppy stage

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: laughsome yapping temple

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle medicated spot degenerate

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle medicated spot degenerate

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Shaky peach mad-dog skullcap state

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Sticky Rehab Ape

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Mint costumed cuck set

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: tan theatre partner

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: tan theatre partner

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy Base

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Base

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: hyperactive chapel multi-billionaire

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy Base

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating point

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: bisexual pearl locale boistinker

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating point

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bisexual pearl locale boistinker

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: out-of-control adventurous piazza striped hyena

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: glittery reading party orchestra pit

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia disrespectful karate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: offensive sick stead boiling water

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: pink frozen juggernaut

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Curious lavender dilemma

its really bad for your gut bacteria from what i remember

i was addicted to it and had my own machine and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful tanning salon

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Maroon wonderful tanning salon

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Maize trip windowlicker death wish

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2...#49722420)