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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
galvanic insane patrolman
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Vigorous messiness
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
dark swashbuckling brethren university
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Vigorous messiness
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Charismatic feces menage
  09/22/23
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Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Vigorous messiness
  09/22/23
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lascivious idea he suggested knife
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
out-of-control hell sandwich
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
stirring haunted graveyard
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Pungent Disrespectful Lay
  09/22/23
Yes
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
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histrionic soggy base sweet tailpipe
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very tactful people who are hurt
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Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes
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lascivious idea he suggested knife
  09/23/23
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Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes
  09/27/23
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khaki windowlicker
  10/01/23
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cerebral violent kitty cat friendly grandma
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
boyish clear temple jewess
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes
  09/22/23
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Curious duck-like striped hyena hunting ground
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Idiotic dilemma
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Thriller shaky goal in life personal credit line
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Fishy old irish cottage
  09/22/23
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Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
fighting cyan idiot center
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
dark swashbuckling brethren university
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
fighting cyan idiot center
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Fishy old irish cottage
  09/27/23
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Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Hairless giraffe
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Hairless giraffe
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Hairless giraffe
  09/27/23
lol 😂
ruddy orchestra pit
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Thirsty light library
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Crystalline nofapping boistinker
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Thirsty light library
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Coral ratface ticket booth
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
alcoholic jade regret gas station
  09/27/23
Ungh
azure hot plaza karate
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alcoholic jade regret gas station
  10/02/23
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Coral ratface ticket booth
  10/01/23
Yes
beady-eyed translucent property puppy
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
razzle-dazzle range
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: galvanic insane patrolman

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Vigorous messiness

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling brethren university

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Vigorous messiness

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Charismatic feces menage

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Vigorous messiness

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: out-of-control hell sandwich

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Pungent Disrespectful Lay

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: histrionic soggy base sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: very tactful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: khaki windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: cerebral violent kitty cat friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: boyish clear temple jewess

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Wonderful ruby parlor useless brakes

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Curious duck-like striped hyena hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Idiotic dilemma

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Thriller shaky goal in life personal credit line

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Fishy old irish cottage

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: fighting cyan idiot center

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling brethren university

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: fighting cyan idiot center

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Fishy old irish cottage

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Hairless giraffe

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Hairless giraffe

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Hairless giraffe

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: ruddy orchestra pit

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Thirsty light library

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Crystalline nofapping boistinker

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Thirsty light library

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: alcoholic jade regret gas station

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: azure hot plaza karate

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: alcoholic jade regret gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Coral ratface ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed translucent property puppy

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle range

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894111)