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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Embarrassed To The Bone Vigorous Old Irish Cottage Piazza
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
At-the-ready center
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
lake spectacular institution
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
At-the-ready center
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
passionate bossy house hunting ground
  09/22/23
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exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
At-the-ready center
  09/22/23
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stirring set
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
bateful smoky multi-billionaire crackhouse
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
aquamarine bearded cruise ship
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
glittery senate puppy
  09/22/23
Yes
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
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pontificating organic girlfriend
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aphrodisiac church building generalized bond
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Soggy useless brakes
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stirring set
  09/23/23
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Soggy useless brakes
  09/27/23
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Harsh odious internal respiration property
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Primrose dragon
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
flatulent dark stage
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Soggy useless brakes
  09/22/23
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provocative rose parlour regret
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Stimulating Amber Pervert Kitchen
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Honey-headed Theater Indirect Expression
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
free-loading territorial dilemma
  09/22/23
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exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
garnet comical bawdyhouse
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
lake spectacular institution
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
garnet comical bawdyhouse
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
free-loading territorial dilemma
  09/27/23
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exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
light mexican lay
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
light mexican lay
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
light mexican lay
  09/27/23
lol 😂
charismatic den
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Exciting hilarious karate brunch
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Thriller overrated business firm
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Exciting hilarious karate brunch
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
burgundy rigpig electric furnace
  09/27/23
Ungh
Judgmental Unhinged Ticket Booth
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burgundy rigpig electric furnace
  10/02/23
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exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole
  10/01/23
Yes
Supple chest-beating library reading party
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
purple filthpig stag film
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Vigorous Old Irish Cottage Piazza

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready center

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: lake spectacular institution

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready center

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: passionate bossy house hunting ground

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: At-the-ready center

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: bateful smoky multi-billionaire crackhouse

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: aquamarine bearded cruise ship

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: glittery senate puppy

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: pontificating organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church building generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Soggy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Soggy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Harsh odious internal respiration property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Primrose dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: flatulent dark stage

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Soggy useless brakes

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: provocative rose parlour regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Amber Pervert Kitchen

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed Theater Indirect Expression

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: free-loading territorial dilemma

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: garnet comical bawdyhouse

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: lake spectacular institution

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: garnet comical bawdyhouse

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: free-loading territorial dilemma

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: light mexican lay

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: light mexican lay

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: light mexican lay

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic den

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Exciting hilarious karate brunch

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Thriller overrated business firm

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Exciting hilarious karate brunch

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig electric furnace

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Unhinged Ticket Booth

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful shrine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Supple chest-beating library reading party

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: purple filthpig stag film

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894111)