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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Wild Irradiated Hell
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talented native cuckold
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Black son of senegal
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
talented native cuckold
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Exciting hissy fit
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
misanthropic spot really tough guy
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Misunderstood casino
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fuchsia candlestick maker
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green heady goal in life
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Insanely creepy slippery hairy legs jew
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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Racy Mischievous Orchestra Pit
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sooty alcoholic ticket booth circlehead
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
bateful red theatre
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Misunderstood casino
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Vigorous topaz theater coffee pot
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
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sooty alcoholic ticket booth circlehead
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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wine ape
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fuchsia candlestick maker
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Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Wild Irradiated Hell
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Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Black son of senegal
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Bright Floppy University
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
thriller dull philosopher-king space
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thriller dull philosopher-king space
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
scarlet institution mother
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Wild Irradiated Hell
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Purple nighttime stage messiness
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Demanding aromatic toaster
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Amber boyish national dog poop
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
crimson crackhouse blood rage
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Cruel-hearted lilac background story legal warrant
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Demanding aromatic toaster
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Confused heaven place of business
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
pale corner milk
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
misanthropic spot really tough guy
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
Wonderful grizzly quadroon old irish cottage
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Bright Floppy University
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Wild Irradiated Hell
  11/14/19
historically important thread
scarlet institution mother
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lime vivacious boiling water
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
Wild Irradiated Hell
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Candy Ride
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: talented native cuckold



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Black son of senegal

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: talented native cuckold

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Exciting hissy fit

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: misanthropic spot really tough guy

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood casino



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: fuchsia candlestick maker



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: green heady goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy slippery hairy legs jew



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: pale corner milk

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: sooty alcoholic ticket booth circlehead



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Racy Mischievous Orchestra Pit



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: sooty alcoholic ticket booth circlehead



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bateful red theatre

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood casino



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz theater coffee pot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: sooty alcoholic ticket booth circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: maize self-centered stock car

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: wine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: fuchsia candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Black son of senegal

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bright Floppy University

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: thriller dull philosopher-king space

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: thriller dull philosopher-king space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: scarlet institution mother

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Purple nighttime stage messiness

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Demanding aromatic toaster



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Amber boyish national dog poop

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: crimson crackhouse blood rage

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted lilac background story legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Demanding aromatic toaster

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Confused heaven place of business

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: pale corner milk

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: misanthropic spot really tough guy

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Wonderful grizzly quadroon old irish cottage

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Bright Floppy University



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: scarlet institution mother

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: lime vivacious boiling water



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Wild Irradiated Hell

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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