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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
Underhanded cuckold
  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
High-end Beady-eyed Corn Cake Cruise Ship
  05/07/22
4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you ...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
translucent garrison
  05/07/22
Lmao flame?
Red Bonkers Center
  05/07/22
100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
Red Bonkers Center
  05/07/22
lmfao this earth is so gay
Exciting sandwich brunch
  05/07/22
pic or flame
Shimmering French State International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
Shimmering French State International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
Exciting sandwich brunch
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
flatulent henna sound barrier idiot
  05/07/22
lmfao stupid goy
spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal
  05/07/22
lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
Flushed dysfunction
  05/07/22
If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accou...
spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal
  05/07/22
They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
Underhanded cuckold
  05/08/22
Fuck those kikes
racy corner sweet tailpipe
  05/15/22
...
Swollen Soul-stirring Meetinghouse
  05/07/22
https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your hou...
Mint comical patrolman theater stage
  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
...
sepia senate main people
  05/07/22
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/11/26
return it
white potus
  05/07/22
just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then...
heady autistic resort ratface
  05/07/22
I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
electric geriatric area
  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
tan native
  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
...
racy corner sweet tailpipe
  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
Hairraiser site
  05/07/22
It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire ...
Razzle pearl den coldplay fan
  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal
  05/07/22
Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
Lascivious stag film laser beams
  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
Flushed dysfunction
  05/07/22
They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of...
Lascivious stag film laser beams
  05/07/22
I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby
racy corner sweet tailpipe
  05/15/22
Mint condition? Jk. Fuck these companies
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
Naked orchestra pit
  05/07/22
Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
Burying the lede - how the fuck is it $3,700?
Khaki National
  05/07/22
Putin
razzmatazz gaped stage cuck
  05/07/22
Our choices were limited.
marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference
  05/07/22
It’s over
Gay big step-uncle's house
  05/07/22
Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast ...
razzmatazz gaped stage cuck
  05/07/22
Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulat...
know-it-all emerald karate locale
  05/07/22
This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks ...
chartreuse domesticated whorehouse preventive strike
  05/07/22
Always
know-it-all emerald karate locale
  05/07/22
the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot
Trip chapel
  05/07/22
Mine identifies as a sink.
racy corner sweet tailpipe
  05/15/22
...
spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal
  05/15/22


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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Underhanded cuckold

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: High-end Beady-eyed Corn Cake Cruise Ship

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: translucent garrison

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: Red Bonkers Center

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Red Bonkers Center

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Exciting sandwich brunch

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Shimmering French State International Law Enforcement Agency

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Shimmering French State International Law Enforcement Agency

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Exciting sandwich brunch

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent henna sound barrier idiot

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Flushed dysfunction

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: Underhanded cuckold

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: racy corner sweet tailpipe

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Swollen Soul-stirring Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471330)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: Mint comical patrolman theater stage

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: sepia senate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#49663115)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: white potus

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: heady autistic resort ratface

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: electric geriatric area

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: tan native

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: racy corner sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517494)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser site

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Razzle pearl den coldplay fan

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: Lascivious stag film laser beams

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: Flushed dysfunction

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Lascivious stag film laser beams

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: racy corner sweet tailpipe

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: Naked orchestra pit

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: Khaki National

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz gaped stage cuck

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: marvelous sapphire piazza athletic conference

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Gay big step-uncle's house

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz gaped stage cuck

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: know-it-all emerald karate locale

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated whorehouse preventive strike

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: know-it-all emerald karate locale

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Trip chapel

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: racy corner sweet tailpipe

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: spectacular misanthropic pisswyrm sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517455)