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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Tan dilemma community account
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Was it a babby tree?
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Tan dilemma community account

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Medicated factory reset button

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Tan dilemma community account

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Medicated factory reset button

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: histrionic cream lodge



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Deranged School Water Buffalo

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: vigorous sanctuary dog poop



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Tan dilemma community account



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Chocolate house-broken ticket booth



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Charcoal Submissive Tanning Salon Alpha



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: histrionic cream lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored Idiot Boiling Water



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling coffee pot preventive strike

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Tan dilemma community account

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Soggy Hideous Church

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Bipolar big masturbator weed whacker

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Tan dilemma community account

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: splenetic nighttime stain hospital

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: floppy meetinghouse



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: transparent vivacious love of her life



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: cerise address



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: buck-toothed purple nibblets stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: salmon gas station trump supporter



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Vibrant maroon set

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Soggy Hideous Church

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: histrionic cream lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Nubile home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Provocative box office

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: confused brindle institution



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Comical circlehead chad

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Soggy Hideous Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: cerise address

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring piazza scourge upon the earth

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Soggy Hideous Church

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy field

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Stirring obsidian theater roast beef

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: floppy meetinghouse

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Bistre thriller national

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: histrionic cream lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: appetizing lime principal's office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: cerise address



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: beta casino



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Idiot Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Insanely creepy field



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: hairraiser black woman menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: useless space stock car

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy field



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Stirring obsidian theater roast beef

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted twisted prole

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: self-centered charismatic french chef hissy fit

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Bonkers Crackhouse Genital Piercing

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: buck-toothed purple nibblets stage

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: beta casino

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored Idiot Boiling Water

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Soggy Hideous Church

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: cerise address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461972)



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