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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Canary supple stock car yarmulke
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Stirring Circlehead
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Canary supple stock car yarmulke
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Translucent Boltzmann Milk
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
Shivering mad cow disease meetinghouse
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Canary supple stock car yarmulke
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
electric pearly wrinkle
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
learning disabled godawful weed whacker selfie
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
Canary supple stock car yarmulke
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180, love this twist.
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obsidian messiness
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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Spruce Soul-stirring Internal Respiration
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(Mitch McConnell)
Fragrant bronze sound barrier
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electric pearly wrinkle
  03/04/24
this thread just got like 10 times better
Odious reading party
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Exciting Aqua Gaping
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
electric pearly wrinkle
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
Autistic private investor
  03/03/24
I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
chestnut zombie-like stage
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
Autistic private investor
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
Out-of-control Trip Gas Station
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
laughsome lettuce
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
flushed impertinent brunch
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
aromatic den
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Stirring Circlehead

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Stirring Circlehead

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Translucent Boltzmann Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: azure very tactful cuckoldry spot

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated puce site masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459730)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459871)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Self-centered disrespectful place of business native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459874)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Translucent Boltzmann Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Contagious roommate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: carmine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Shivering mad cow disease meetinghouse

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: electric pearly wrinkle

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: learning disabled godawful weed whacker selfie

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: jade cracking station

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Racy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Odious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Contagious roommate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: aromatic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: pontificating insecure area turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Light Stead

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: electric pearly wrinkle

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Translucent Boltzmann Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: obsidian messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Heady Mauve Crotch

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Spruce Soul-stirring Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Fragrant bronze sound barrier

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: electric pearly wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Odious reading party

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Exciting Aqua Gaping

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: electric pearly wrinkle

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Autistic private investor

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like stage

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hilarious nowag

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Translucent Boltzmann Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: exhilarant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Odious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Contagious roommate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: vivacious chest-beating community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: carmine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: thriller ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Pink international law enforcement agency

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: charismatic slippery party of the first part ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Autistic private investor

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control Trip Gas Station

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: laughsome lettuce

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: flushed impertinent brunch

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: aromatic den

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: vivacious chest-beating community account

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: carmine school cafeteria

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: electric pearly wrinkle

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Odious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Canary supple stock car yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#49683964)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: lime boyish sweet tailpipe



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