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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
| domesticated irradiated piazza roommate | 07/16/16 |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Big Turquoise Trailer Park Immigrant hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Big Turquoise Trailer Park Immigrant Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Big Turquoise Trailer Park Immigrant Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Submissive Queen Of The Night lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Laughsome Sinister Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: carmine rigpig range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: learning disabled persian useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: heady seedy tanning salon depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: passionate khaki gaming laptop faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Electric Azure Elastic Band Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: metal abode milk FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: fantasy-prone parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: exhilarant place of business first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: black station death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Aromatic lodge did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: jet dopamine Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Aromatic lodge no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: mildly autistic titillating ladyboy This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Cordovan office incel going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: avocado cruel-hearted library hissy fit Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Self-absorbed Brass Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: fantasy-prone parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: dull swashbuckling prole weed whacker http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Submissive Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Aromatic lodge how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: fantasy-prone parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Aromatic lodge oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Cordovan office incel Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: exhilarant place of business Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: black station death wish also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: exhilarant place of business ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: dull swashbuckling prole weed whacker lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Chocolate theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Chocolate theater stage he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: histrionic dead laser beams link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: odious know-it-all market Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Glittery hyperventilating cuckoldry hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: lascivious arrogant twinkling uncleanness LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: charismatic striped hyena macaca Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: vivacious quadroon Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: metal abode milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Red skinny woman Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Excitant lime shrine (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: exhilarant place of business this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: exhilarant place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Glittery hyperventilating cuckoldry hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: domesticated irradiated piazza roommate Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Vengeful background story dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2...#50095683) |