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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
abnormal dysfunction
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
arrogant sanctuary keepsake machete
  03/03/21
with some gass
Thirsty lavender pistol ticket booth
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
wild dragon
  03/03/21
lol, 180
Henna Macaca
  03/03/21
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
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multi-colored athletic conference
  08/06/21
LMAO.
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Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Aphrodisiac resort jew
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
Henna Macaca
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
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  03/03/21
mfcr
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  08/17/22
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
abnormal dysfunction
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
cerebral gaming laptop skinny woman
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
abnormal dysfunction
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
Thirsty lavender pistol ticket booth
  05/12/21
Drunk
Pink Exciting Multi-billionaire Ratface
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
Twinkling Frum Public Bath Sneaky Criminal
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
abnormal dysfunction
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
Hairraiser hyperactive hell
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
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https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
abnormal dysfunction
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https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
abnormal dysfunction
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
abnormal dysfunction
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
abnormal dysfunction
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
Internet-worthy Cruise Ship
  08/06/21
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Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
Internet-worthy Cruise Ship
  08/06/21
Wow
Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
razzle parlour halford
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Orange Filthy Locale Regret
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Plastic surgery disaster
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
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180000000000000000
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zero fucks just win at everything all the time
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Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
abnormal dysfunction
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
Orange Filthy Locale Regret
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
drab set
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
abnormal dysfunction
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
abnormal dysfunction
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
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  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
abnormal dysfunction
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
spectacular spot trust fund
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
abnormal dysfunction
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
abnormal dysfunction
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: arrogant sanctuary keepsake machete

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Thirsty lavender pistol ticket booth

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: wild dragon

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Henna Macaca

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044188)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#49596618)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: khaki marketing idea

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: multi-colored athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910049)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: histrionic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910054)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Stimulating National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025484)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#49499304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort jew

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Henna Macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian candlestick maker

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: razzle parlour halford

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025491)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#49596790)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: cerebral gaming laptop skinny woman

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Thirsty lavender pistol ticket booth

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Pink Exciting Multi-billionaire Ratface

Drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42450573)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: Twinkling Frum Public Bath Sneaky Criminal

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser hyperactive hell

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42677569)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Cruise Ship

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910039)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Cruise Ship

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: razzle parlour halford

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025795)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: amber deep ladyboy

Plastic surgery disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47132317)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#42992892)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Bearded heady parlor



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Shimmering provocative kitchen

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45029856)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#43576881)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: drab set

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47132300)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Irradiated whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47132312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret

🐢🀝🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47134002)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Orange Filthy Locale Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47082850)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: spectacular spot trust fund

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2...#48687811)