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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
diverse theater
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Black hell haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Alcoholic dysfunction boistinker
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Floppy Wrinkle National Security Agency
  08/30/25
...
sienna karate public bath
  09/05/25
, he lisped
obsidian mad cow disease preventive strike
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Ruby weed whacker goyim
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
diverse theater
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Ruby weed whacker goyim
  08/31/25
...
swashbuckling overrated striped hyena
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  08/31/25
delusional take
swashbuckling overrated striped hyena
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
vigorous locale french chef
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Self-centered snowy gaping
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Self-centered snowy gaping
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
diverse theater
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Self-centered snowy gaping
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
diverse theater
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  09/05/25
...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Razzle-dazzle swollen azn step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  09/05/25
...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
diverse theater
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
pungent concupiscible jewess
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
pungent concupiscible jewess
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/05/25
Kenny
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
diverse theater
  09/06/25
...
Indigo stimulating resort boiling water
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/06/25
...
Indigo stimulating resort boiling water
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
diverse theater
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
curious sexy liquid oxygen lodge
  09/07/25
Explain
diverse theater
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Brindle anal rigor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
diverse theater
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
diverse theater
  09/07/25
...
vigorous locale french chef
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria
  01/18/26
...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
blue address roast beef
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Self-centered snowy gaping
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: diverse theater

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Black hell haunted graveyard

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic dysfunction boistinker

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Floppy Wrinkle National Security Agency

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sienna karate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: obsidian mad cow disease preventive strike

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Ruby weed whacker goyim

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: diverse theater

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Ruby weed whacker goyim

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling overrated striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling overrated striped hyena

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: vigorous locale french chef

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: diverse theater

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: diverse theater

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle swollen azn step-uncle's house

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: diverse theater

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: pungent concupiscible jewess

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: pungent concupiscible jewess

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: diverse theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Indigo stimulating resort boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Indigo stimulating resort boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: diverse theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: curious sexy liquid oxygen lodge

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: diverse theater

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Brindle anal rigor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: diverse theater

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: diverse theater

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: vigorous locale french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: 180 Autistic Athletic Conference School Cafeteria

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: blue address roast beef

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Self-centered snowy gaping

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626057)