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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Gaped Heady Theatre
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Gay marketing idea hissy fit
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
hideous half-breed
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
passionate site potus
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Slippery mind-boggling toaster corn cake
  08/30/25
...
Sick Citrine Faggotry
  09/05/25
, he lisped
seedy fluffy church building chad
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Vibrant Cuckoldry
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Gaped Heady Theatre
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Vibrant Cuckoldry
  08/31/25
...
Appetizing dark keepsake machete state
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
hideous half-breed
  08/31/25
delusional take
Appetizing dark keepsake machete state
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
hideous half-breed
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Violent blood rage
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
hideous half-breed
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Provocative Maize Property
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
hideous half-breed
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Gaped Heady Theatre
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
hideous half-breed
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Gaped Heady Theatre
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Provocative Maize Property
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
hideous half-breed
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
hideous half-breed
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
hideous half-breed
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Provocative Maize Property
  09/05/25
...
hideous half-breed
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
green bossy halford location
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Provocative Maize Property
  09/05/25
...
hideous half-breed
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
hideous half-breed
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Provocative Maize Property
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
wine zombie-like stain personal credit line
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
hideous half-breed
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
wine zombie-like stain personal credit line
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
hideous half-breed
  09/05/25
Kenny
Provocative Maize Property
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/06/25
...
Boyish kitty
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
hideous half-breed
  09/06/25
...
Boyish kitty
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
hideous half-breed
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
excitant regret queen of the night
  09/07/25
Explain
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
talented indian lodge
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
hideous half-breed
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Gaped Heady Theatre
  09/07/25
...
Violent blood rage
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
hideous half-breed
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
hideous half-breed
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
hideous half-breed
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
hideous half-breed
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
hideous half-breed
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
hideous half-breed
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
hideous half-breed
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Provocative Maize Property
  01/18/26
...
hideous half-breed
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Adventurous overrated range coldplay fan
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
hideous half-breed
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
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  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
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  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Gay marketing idea hissy fit

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: passionate site potus

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Slippery mind-boggling toaster corn cake

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sick Citrine Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: seedy fluffy church building chad

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Cuckoldry

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Cuckoldry

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Appetizing dark keepsake machete state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Appetizing dark keepsake machete state

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Violent blood rage

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hideous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: green bossy halford location

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hideous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wine zombie-like stain personal credit line

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: wine zombie-like stain personal credit line

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: excitant regret queen of the night

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: talented indian lodge

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: hideous half-breed

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped Heady Theatre

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Provocative Maize Property

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hideous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Adventurous overrated range coldplay fan

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: hideous half-breed

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49632584)