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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
razzle-dazzle depressive
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
cyan charismatic orchestra pit
  04/18/25
Cr.
Infuriating tanning salon
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
greedy ticket booth water buffalo
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Unholy Principal's Office Dragon
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Wonderful Maroon Ape
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
silver appetizing legend theater stage
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Cream Sticky Messiness
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Cream Sticky Messiness
  04/18/25
...
Burgundy french affirmative action cuck
  04/18/25
...
mauve stimulating mexican incel
  08/17/26
...
demanding soggy mood puppy
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Light Internet-worthy Range
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Burgundy french affirmative action cuck
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
abusive candlestick maker
  04/18/25
jfc goys
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Burgundy french affirmative action cuck
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
black galvanic dopamine filthpig
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Burgundy french affirmative action cuck
  04/18/25
Ty friend
black galvanic dopamine filthpig
  04/18/25
...
Iridescent home shitlib
  08/17/26
...
Iridescent home shitlib
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Poppy native
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Poppy native
  04/18/25
...
Arousing sable step-uncle's house wagecucks
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
glittery stag film
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/18/25
...
demanding soggy mood puppy
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Medicated Rough-skinned Temple Generalized Bond
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
black galvanic dopamine filthpig
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
cyan charismatic orchestra pit
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
...
Iridescent home shitlib
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Cream Sticky Messiness
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Cream Sticky Messiness
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Cream Sticky Messiness
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
canary lodge laser beams
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
canary lodge laser beams
  08/17/26
...
insane voyeur
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Poppy native
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Poppy native
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
greedy ticket booth water buffalo
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Vigorous useless brakes tank
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle depressive

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: cyan charismatic orchestra pit

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Infuriating tanning salon

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: greedy ticket booth water buffalo

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Unholy Principal's Office Dragon

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Wonderful Maroon Ape

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: silver appetizing legend theater stage

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Messiness

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Messiness

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Burgundy french affirmative action cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: mauve stimulating mexican incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: demanding soggy mood puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Light Internet-worthy Range

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: glittery stag film

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: glittery stag film

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Burgundy french affirmative action cuck

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: glittery stag film

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: glittery stag film

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: abusive candlestick maker

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery stag film

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Burgundy french affirmative action cuck

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: black galvanic dopamine filthpig

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Burgundy french affirmative action cuck

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: black galvanic dopamine filthpig

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Iridescent home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Iridescent home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Poppy native

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Poppy native

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Arousing sable step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: glittery stag film

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: demanding soggy mood puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Medicated Rough-skinned Temple Generalized Bond

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: black galvanic dopamine filthpig

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: cyan charismatic orchestra pit

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Iridescent home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Messiness

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Messiness

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Cream Sticky Messiness

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: canary lodge laser beams

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: canary lodge laser beams

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: insane voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Poppy native

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Poppy native

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: greedy ticket booth water buffalo

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Vigorous useless brakes tank

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50146047)