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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Cocky awkward lay
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
Soggy Drunken Love Of Her Life Knife
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
bonkers black garrison
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
frum racy toaster
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
saffron startled home regret
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
splenetic field
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Diverse apoplectic reading party casino
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
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sienna vigorous shrine indirect expression
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Tan state fanboi
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
glittery base
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
glittery base
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Odious sinister sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
glittery base
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
glittery base
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
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  04/18/25
jfc goys
glittery base
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Odious sinister sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Trip roast beef
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Odious sinister sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Trip roast beef
  04/18/25
...
seedy depressive
  08/17/26
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seedy depressive
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Copper national security agency marketing idea
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Copper national security agency marketing idea
  04/18/25
...
fluffy self-absorbed hunting ground nibblets
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
glittery base
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/18/25
...
sienna vigorous shrine indirect expression
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Bossy Black Woman Circlehead
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Trip roast beef
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
razzle elite church building
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Walnut Dashing Senate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
...
seedy depressive
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Diverse apoplectic reading party casino
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Diverse apoplectic reading party casino
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Diverse apoplectic reading party casino
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Cobalt stain degenerate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Cobalt stain degenerate
  08/17/26
...
Rebellious Chocolate Address Sound Barrier
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Copper national security agency marketing idea
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Copper national security agency marketing idea
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
bonkers black garrison
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Walnut Dashing Senate
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
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  09/20/26
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cocky awkward lay

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: razzle elite church building

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Soggy Drunken Love Of Her Life Knife

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: bonkers black garrison

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: frum racy toaster

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: saffron startled home regret

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: splenetic field

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Diverse apoplectic reading party casino

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Diverse apoplectic reading party casino

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Odious sinister sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: talented pea-brained lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: sienna vigorous shrine indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Tan state fanboi

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: glittery base

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: glittery base

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Odious sinister sweet tailpipe

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: glittery base

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: glittery base

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: laughsome bbw ticket booth

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery base

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Odious sinister sweet tailpipe

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Trip roast beef

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Odious sinister sweet tailpipe

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trip roast beef

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: seedy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: seedy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Copper national security agency marketing idea

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Copper national security agency marketing idea

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: fluffy self-absorbed hunting ground nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: glittery base

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: sienna vigorous shrine indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Bossy Black Woman Circlehead

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trip roast beef

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzle elite church building

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: seedy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Diverse apoplectic reading party casino

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Diverse apoplectic reading party casino

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Diverse apoplectic reading party casino

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Cobalt stain degenerate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Cobalt stain degenerate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Rebellious Chocolate Address Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Copper national security agency marketing idea

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Copper national security agency marketing idea

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: bonkers black garrison

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Walnut Dashing Senate

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...#50149087)