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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851058) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851068) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:45 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851074) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851084) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851099) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: caitlin clark literally almost none
If we had gotten married when I was fuck, idk, an annoying 23 year old, I definitely would have made him THING-DO. AND THING-DO. And when we were done THING-DOING, we would have THING-DONE some more. But I'm middle-aged now and long ago figured out that it's all a fucking scam.
It also helps a lot that we have an insane amount of overlap in our personal and professional interests. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851101) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851152) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851154) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: caitlin clark my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but like almost every other 23 y/o slimepit in the US, i was insufferable at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851157) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp slimepit in the US tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851176) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Pics?
Describe your insufferableness. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: caitlin clark i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;)
idk, i was a typical dumb 23 y/o cunt. was arrogant, thought i knew it all, thought i was too good for everything and everyone even though objectively at the time i was kind of a loser. valued all the wrong things. idk, i was just a fucking retard. i grew up a lot in my late 20s. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851192) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a borderline hermit who only hangs out with our kids and my two bike friends. makes me MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851196) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: caitlin clark what about friend-having?
maybe its because we were both FUCKING OLD when we got married but... i dont feel the need to drag him around to hang out with every person i'm friends with. i outgrew that phase more than a decade ago. he's met all of my friends that actually matter to me and vice versa.
generally speaking, we don't need to be stuck up each others asses 24/7. we have a few friends that we hang out with maybe once or twice a month and spend a fair amount of time with his sister and her husband whenever we can. but other than that we're both quite happy to do our own thing. he travels a fair amount for lessons/gigs/concerts (he's a musician- a real one, not a greasy hippie guitarist faggot) and my work schedule keeps me at home mostly, but i work a combo of days and nights. when we're both home we enjoy hanging out with each other and see friends when we can.
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much stuff through the lens of our kids’ activities and the local social circle (established and maintained by my wife) that I’m just sort of expected to be friends with this other pile of husbands/dads that I have very little interest in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851253) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: 345 (🧐) absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851255) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: caitlin clark yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting married young.
i think one of the positives of getting married when you are OLD AS FUCK is that you have naturally grown past all of the stages of social crap that you may have inadvertently gotten stuck in if you were a young married couple. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851347) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: i gave my cousin head i really hate this
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III The group organized a socially distanced dinner picnic at the local lake during the height of the pandemic. I brought a lawn chair and sat easily 200 feet away from everyone, intentionally beyond the range of any possible conversation. Sipped beer and watched the sunset. Then I left and went for a mountain bike ride in the dark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851352) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: caitlin clark My god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851424) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851830) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Consuela to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and you don't have kids. it's more like cohabitation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851160) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851165) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Consuela they got married last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851168) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851169) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: caitlin clark oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and personality expert! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851178) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Consuela xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851179) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851183) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have another husband/wife poasting duo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851177) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851181) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851189) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: caitlin clark honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he would actually poast, though.
when we first started dating, i explained xo and showed him a handful of threads.
thankfully he found peterman-threading highlights almost as funny as i did. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: So we looked at the data What is the point of two sterile people marrying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851180) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp Poast-moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851184) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: caitlin clark well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enjoy each other's company.
i know this is a foreign concept to you, but try to understand. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Consuela can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's company without "marriage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851191) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) and you can have kids without being married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851195) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Consuela sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for separation & therefore create stability for children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851198) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: caitlin clark i know this is a really difficult concept for you to understand because you're a short, unlikeable kike, but sometimes people genuinely enjoy each others company and love each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851224) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Consuela i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company and love each other. congrats. what changes based upon your government-approved piece of paper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851238) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: caitlin clark comments like these are why people hate (((you))). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851243) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Consuela lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851252) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate Monogamous commitment for life obviously
The same thing that changes for younger fertile couples when they get married |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851264) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not just tax and property, but important things like being in charge of making medical decisions if the other is impaired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851279) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: caitlin clark and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and car insurance policies etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851282) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get married because for all sorts of legal reasons. let alone various cultural, individual, and religious reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851298) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: caitlin clark also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our lives together. its not that hard to understand.
its honestly weird as fuck to me that the men on xo hate women so much that they can't imagine wanting to be with one woman for life unless that woman is going to give them a kid.
most people that are capable of loving and being loved will find the right person and see the value in making that lifelong commitment. but i am just going to stop right now because its not worth ranting to the 8 remaining mentally poasters. lulz |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's what he wants.
yeah the individual commitment thing is obvious, but a cynical misanthrope wouldn't be receptive to it, so i mentioned all the other objective legal benefits of marriage that don't have anything to do with kids. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: caitlin clark oh i know. consuela doesnt really get under my skin. honestly i mostly feel sorry for him because he's obviously a miserable person in every way imaginable. the general xo opinion of "women are only useful as baby-makers!" blows my mind, though. fucking JULIA of all people once made an insightful poast about how the reason why the men on xo were so miserable was because they were the male versions of the shrews they so derided. but i digress....
just gonna go on a bit of a ramble here....for many years a lot of people irl asked me why i never got married. and the truth was that i was afraid of repeating my parents' mistakes- both my mother and father have been married and divorced *several* times. i've mentioned this on the shitboart for the past 20 years. i could have married two of my exes, but when i thought about it, i knew those relationships wouldn't last. i asked myself "do i want to wake up next to this person at age 60 or 70" and the answer was always no. i loved them, but i never thought that those relationships could ever be life-long. and above all else, i didn't want to get divorced.
i married my husband because we genuinely love each other and view each other as people that we are willing to grow together with over the next 3-4 decades. (we're old, ok! so 3-4 decades will be good LOL) we have almost identical values. we have an absolutely ridiculous number of shared interests/hobbies. we never run out of things to talk about. we trust each other completely. he knows i would never, ever cheat on him or leave him- and vice versa. and we are both- sorry xo- genuinely good people who would never fuck each other over or take advantage of each other.
but mostly- we want to grow old together. we want to wake up next to each other at age 60, 70, 80. that's why we got married.
*shrug*
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) It's tough when your parents gave you a bad example like that but glad you overcame it. Seems like you made the right choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851375) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: caitlin clark yeah, they gave me the worst example possible. my mom has been married 5x and my dad 3x. its insane. i was soooo afraid of getting married for so many years because i didn't want to get divorced.
a lot of casual observers may think i "missed out" because i didn't have kids, but i honestly think i did what was right for me. i waited for a relationship that i absolutely knew wouldn't end in divorce. i wouldnt recommend my path to other people necessarily, but it was right for me. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) i've always found the childfree advocates so insufferable in how they shit on people who want kids with such viciousness. and the prochild advocates are opposite side of the same coin.
it's crazy how much time and energy people spend being mad and judging people for doing things that have zero impact on them at all. deranged behavior.
also, let's say that they're right and that you're retarded, crazy, etc. for not wanting (or just missing out) on having kids. when then shouldn't they not want your retarded, crazy genes in the gene pool then?
i think the simple answer is closest to the truth: there's not much logic or consistency, it's just a bunch of people YSFFM. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: caitlin clark As someone who grew up in an insanely dysfunctional family, I just think every couple should make the decision that is right for them. For some, it's having tons of kids (great!), and for others it's remaining child-free (also great!)
I honestly have never cared what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, and more importantly- I've never cared what other people think about me. Maybe that's because I've never been "important" (ie, wealthy/powerful) irl.
So... whatever. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) 18000000000
especially 180 on the silver lining in waiting to get married until you're absolutely sure because you know how shitty divorce is.
i think (perhaps too generously) that most people, even here, don't think of women as only useful for breeding. people come here to blow off steam. plus you'll get harangued by the extremely online misanthropes if you say otherwise. i think most people just don't say shit because it's either because they know it's pointless (what is the point of us identifying consuela as a retarded misanthrope for the millionith time) or because it's not enjoyable.
then there's a few stimmed autists like me who don't care if a bunch of people flame me for expressing bort-heterodox views. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) I can definitely understand it. I wouldn't personally do it. But I can see how someone else might. Anyway you don't have to defend your personal life to xopoas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851367) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: caitlin clark im just being melodramatic and ranty. im not actually pissy. its fine. its xo. this is mild. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851371) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) translation: i'm on adderall and bored (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851376) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) PROJECTING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851379) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) not projecting, just a well-tuned radar because of my own experience! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851405) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) That's how I feel about tech stocks so I get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851527) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851377) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Consuela I acknowledge the legal and medical benefits
But even so the title of this thread would be very different if jcm treated this as a financial arrangement |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: caitlin clark I know this is painfully difficult for (((you))) to understand, but not all marriages are hate-filled financial arrangements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851484) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Consuela Right! Normal marriages are for the benefit of children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851507) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and believe all the religious and cultural reasons for marriage are bullshit and just veneer for the true purpose of raising kids.
but if raising kids was legitimately the only purpose then there would be no bar to terminating one if they couple was sterile or if their kids were already raised.
anyway, people get married for various reasons. even if you're convinced that is the sole purpose of marriage, you also know that many others believe differently, like in jcm's case considering she's said she's never wanted kids. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: caitlin clark just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have always said if i had found a husband who 100% wanted kids and who i was certain would never divorce, i would have been willing to have a kid. and would have raised kid(s) with 10000000000% love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851241) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851285) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: i gave my cousin head is squirt pee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851250) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: 345 (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851260) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851263) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wife GARY to portland ME and boston and i poasted that i wanted to rape you up the ass and you said no.
do you remember this? |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: caitlin clark 2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851320) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) you were super fat then, u texted me a pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851337) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: caitlin clark i definitely didn't. i didn't share any full body pics with xo until the gaming discord in 2017.
nice try, though. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) fuck you, bitch. jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851408) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: caitlin clark sorry your memory sucks, you drug-addled faggot. my memory is still fully intact.
<3
*blows kiss |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) why are you fat? that is 120. and how fat are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851464) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. how did he react when you told him your body count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851351) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: caitlin clark LOL at you assuming his body count isn't 2-3x mine because he is a MUSICIAN and even REAL, CULTURED musicians get a ton of PUSSY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851362) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) that doesn't matter. even if the guy has plowed more holes than you've taken poles, a high body count is just bad for a chick. sorry i didn;'t make the rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851410) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: caitlin clark im sorry that you have a small penis.
men with COCKS don't worry about such matters. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) this is slut cope. you got ran through by a bunch of dudes who probably don't remember your name or had any interest in a repeat ride.
no guy wants to be with a used up fuckpiece.
ur husband has given himself a chance to love you. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851479) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) i'm sorry i said these things to you. i do think that way, but there was no reason for me to be mean. do you forgive me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851504) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: caitlin clark no, im going to kill myself now! because obviously i am a marked, evil woman who cannot be loved by anyone!
*throws self off cliff |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) sure hope nobody's walking below where you jump ha ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851553) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: caitlin clark whoa they're really gonna be CRUSHED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851557) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851482) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. I made no such assumption and would appreciate an answer to the question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851795) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) How often do you smash? Does one of you want sex more than the other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851356) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: caitlin clark Husband travels a lot for work. During weeks that we are both home and I'm not busy at work, we usually smash ~3x. We are both FUCKING OLD. But have healthy sexual appetites. Did I mention we are FUCKING OLD? yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851578) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: ruinous phenotype does he "blow your back out" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851581) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: caitlin clark i am too old and retarded to know what that means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851584) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) he was callign you a "big back." my kids use that for overweight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851590) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: caitlin clark yes, the woman that has been openly talking about how she is chunky/overweight for LITERALLY 20 YEARS on the boart is in fact overweight.
mind-boggling.
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: your future wife spitting cum into a wastebasket ((zurich is stained)) why u being so mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851630) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) Tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851603) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) 3x a week is pretty good, age adjusted
Are you on the pill and do you let him creampie with impunity |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: caitlin clark it really is. i recently turned 45 (weeeeeeeeeee!) and he will be 47 very soon.
to be fair, its easy to always want sexytime when your partner is out of town ~10-14 days a month. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) How often do you think Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are fucking and if so when he cums is it a dribble or a full stream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851621) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: caitlin clark i have an iud and yes of course creampie. we are fucking married jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851712) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: boring white guy (Is it not the case) 180
Good to hear you are doing your Job |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: introducing xo to your prospective lifelong mate Your 40 something wife not allowing you to creampie her when you have sex tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851720) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: busy beaver what do you think about my dead bedroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851585) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: caitlin clark link the thread and ill give a biological female perspective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851593) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: busy beaver there's no thread. there's a bedroom, which is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851601) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: oomox Sounds genuinely 180 and healthy. How long have you been together? What kind of music does he make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2...#49851885) |