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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
seedy pisswyrm
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
Godawful cumskin
  12/07/15
180
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  12/07/15
Holy shit
seedy pisswyrm
  12/07/15
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Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
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Godawful cumskin
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onyx dilemma
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Its just as good the fourth time
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Misunderstood tantric stead
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
cocky state foreskin
  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
seedy pisswyrm
  12/07/15
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Godawful cumskin
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
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Godawful cumskin
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Godawful cumskin
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
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galvanic legend theater stage
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
Wonderful Locus
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
Godawful cumskin
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  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
underhanded incel
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twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
vengeful liquid oxygen
  02/09/16
this
underhanded incel
  01/24/18
Nailed it
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delivered on time and under budget
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
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  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
galvanic legend theater stage
  08/10/18
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Gaped home boistinker
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
territorial medicated garrison shitlib
  12/08/17
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Godawful cumskin
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Floppy location double fault
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Godawful cumskin
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
underhanded incel
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Sadistic Striped Hyena
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
galvanic legend theater stage
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underhanded incel
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Godawful cumskin
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
Razzle-dazzle disturbing toaster
  01/20/25
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Wonderful Locus
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
Impertinent whorehouse
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
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  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: curious mauve cuckold son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Ungodly vibrant electric furnace station



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disturbing toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: appetizing toilet seat



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Deer Antler School

severely underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Ungodly vibrant electric furnace station



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Ungodly vibrant electric furnace station

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Ungodly vibrant electric furnace station

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: underhanded incel

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Geriatric irate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Motley step-uncle's house



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Bateful cowardly weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood tantric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: cocky state foreskin

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: flushed elastic band

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab wagecucks

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: galvanic legend theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: know-it-all fishy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: underhanded incel

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic legend theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: galvanic legend theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Crawly olive giraffe public bath



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: vengeful liquid oxygen

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: underhanded incel

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: underhanded incel

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good glittery knife institution

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Lavender Party Of The First Part



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disturbing toaster

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: galvanic legend theater stage

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Gaped home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: territorial medicated garrison shitlib

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Flickering filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Charismatic Useless Field Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Floppy location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: underhanded incel

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sadistic Striped Hyena

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: galvanic legend theater stage

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: crusty mahogany bbw sanctuary

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: seedy pisswyrm



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Motley step-uncle's house



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Godawful cumskin



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disturbing toaster

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Impertinent whorehouse

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622726)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622795)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622802)