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5.4.26: Stock Futures still STABLE after Iran strikes US Navy ship 🤡

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% bu...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26
I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the rev...
345
  05/04/26
thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26
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Big Clique Energy
  05/04/26
The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracki...
H-Value
  05/04/26
Holy shit, congrats
oomox
  05/04/26
No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.
cowgod
  05/04/26
stfu Adam
Big Clique Energy
  05/04/26
well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt offici...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26
saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!
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  05/04/26
Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage ...
Risten
  05/04/26
imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who ha...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26
man when this finally hits people are going to make a fuckin...
UhOh
  05/04/26
i have 0 shares now so yeah
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26
no ship was struck.
UN peacekeeper
  05/04/26
CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning s...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/04/26


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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% but now have recovered in under 30 min. totally not fraud. FURK THIS SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863402)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: 345 (🧐)

I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the reverse-Tommy etf TURD. Not quite exeunt but damn fine returns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863407)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Big Clique Energy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863446)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: H-Value

The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracking Tommy’s returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863731)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: oomox

Holy shit, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863821)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: cowgod

No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863417)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Big Clique Energy

stfu Adam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863445)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt officials deny it then it surely didnt happen, goy!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863447)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863449)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Risten

Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage why Iran shooting missiles at navy ships would impact US stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863532)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who hangs out in the park you live in came and RAPED ur furking lizard boipussy reel good

thats what Iran is doing to US navy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863818)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: UhOh

man when this finally hits people are going to make a fucking fortune off of soxs in a matter of days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863823)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

i have 0 shares now so yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863895)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

no ship was struck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863923)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning shops. CENTCOM never said no warning shots were fired. See how this works, retarded goys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2...#49863938)