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Hypo: Over the next 100 days, eat under 90,000 calories or over 900,000 calories
| Nazca Redlines | 05/05/26 |
| 345 | 05/05/26 |
| Nazca Redlines | 05/05/26 |
| 345 | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 05/05/26 |
| CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo | 05/05/26 |
| Nazca Redlines | 05/05/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 05/05/26 |
| Nazca Redlines | 05/05/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
| should of | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
| luke the drifter | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
| busy beaver | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
| bloomington | 05/05/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/05/26 |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Nazca Redlines A genie is making you an offer you can't refuse: Over the next 100 days, you must either (a) consume less than 90,000 calories in total or (b) consume more than 900,000 calories in total. If you consume between 90,000 and 900,000 calories, you will die.
No cheating by getting nutrion via IV, vomitting, getting your stomach pumped, or anything like that.
Which do you choose? What's your strategy? |
Date: May 5th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: 345 (🧐) pretty sure if i consumed 9000 calories a day for 100 days id die anyway, so the under (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866883) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Under sounds pretty tough. Are you sure?
For the 900,000, you could burn a good number off by working out, espcially in the early days before you start getting too fat. And it's only 100 days. I think the under 90,000 would be much healthier for 99% of people, though. |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: 345 (🧐) Yeah man I'm middle aged not michael fuckin phelps. I'd still gain like 100lbs minimum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866946) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867144) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: gay of hormuz over 900,000 calories, easy. genie messed up calories v Calories - lack of attention to detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866892) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866894) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866907) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: gay of hormuz the "calorie" measures an infinestimally small amount of heat. when people talk about "calories" they really mean "kilocalories" ie 1,000 calories. But no one says kilocalories, instead they say Calories (capital C). One Calorie = 1,000 calories. The genie in op, by neglecting to capitalize Calorie, accidentally made the hypo trivially easy if you pick the over (and certain death if you pick the under).
Anyway this is your pedantic lawyer moment of the day, I'm going to go italicize some commas |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Go back to Europe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866970) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: gay of hormuz 100% pureblood subcontinental, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866976) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867138) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: should of Where would i get 900,000 calories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49866913) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867136) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Unironically starting this now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867003) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867137) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: busy beaver 900 kilocalories per day seems much easier and safer. i'd lose like 40 lbs, which isn't ideal but so it goes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867047) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867142) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I'd take the under. I could stand to lose some weight.
I'd do OMAD for discipline. The meal would be fibermaxxed, pretty much just beans and veggies. |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863878&forum_id=2...#49867140) |