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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
mint garrison pistol
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
rose cruise ship
  12/07/15
180
sticky saffron office
  12/07/15
Holy shit
mint garrison pistol
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
rose cruise ship
  12/07/15
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indigo dashing university
  01/24/18
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sexy institution
  02/09/16
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Racy sienna fanboi
  02/09/16
severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
maroon background story filthpig
  12/08/17
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indigo dashing university
  01/24/18
Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
indigo dashing university
  01/24/18
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rose cruise ship
  06/18/18
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slate insanely creepy ratface address
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
indigo dashing university
  08/10/18
xoxo gold 180
coral soggy rehab
  08/10/18
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alcoholic set
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laughsome genital piercing laser beams
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mustard box office wrinkle
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stirring green house
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
bat shit crazy bossy step-uncle's house
  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
mint garrison pistol
  12/07/15
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rose cruise ship
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
Umber wonderful old irish cottage
  12/07/15
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rose cruise ship
  12/07/15
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rose cruise ship
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
Tripping Marvelous Mad-dog Skullcap Church Building
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magenta locale
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
autistic slimy ladyboy ceo
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
rose cruise ship
  12/08/15
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Startling trust fund
  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
coral soggy rehab
  01/24/18
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magenta locale
  06/18/18
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magenta locale
  08/10/18
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rose cruise ship
  12/08/15
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mint garrison pistol
  12/08/15
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rose cruise ship
  12/16/15
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rose cruise ship
  01/27/16
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rose cruise ship
  02/09/16
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Navy karate
  02/09/16
twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
Adventurous fat ankles hell
  02/09/16
this
coral soggy rehab
  01/24/18
Nailed it
coral soggy rehab
  01/20/25
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emerald psychic
  02/09/16
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rose cruise ship
  05/31/16
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rose cruise ship
  10/01/16
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rose cruise ship
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
flushed thirsty parlour idiot
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rose cruise ship
  01/25/17
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rose cruise ship
  10/14/17
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rose cruise ship
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Shivering twinkling native mediation
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Violet stimulating stage
  12/08/17
86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
sexy institution
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
magenta locale
  08/10/18
...
translucent theater stage party of the first part
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
Disgusting church coffee pot
  12/08/17
180
Honey-headed Theater
  12/08/17
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rose cruise ship
  01/24/18
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Beta famous landscape painting stain
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Galvanic associate
  01/24/18
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rose cruise ship
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
coral soggy rehab
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Cerebral kitchen clown
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
magenta locale
  08/10/18
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coral soggy rehab
  01/20/25
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rose cruise ship
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
Orchid electric degenerate lettuce
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rose cruise ship
  04/18/20
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mint garrison pistol
  04/18/20
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rose cruise ship
  09/22/20
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rose cruise ship
  11/06/24
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mint garrison pistol
  11/06/24
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laughsome genital piercing laser beams
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rose cruise ship
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
sexy institution
  01/20/25
...
autistic slimy ladyboy ceo
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
slippery school cafeteria puppy
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
gibberish (?)
  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: mint garrison pistol

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: rose cruise ship

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: sticky saffron office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: mint garrison pistol

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: rose cruise ship

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: indigo dashing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: sexy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Racy sienna fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: maroon background story filthpig

severely underrated

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: indigo dashing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: indigo dashing university

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: slate insanely creepy ratface address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: indigo dashing university

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: coral soggy rehab

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: alcoholic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: laughsome genital piercing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: mustard box office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: stirring green house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bossy step-uncle's house

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: mint garrison pistol

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Umber wonderful old irish cottage

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Tripping Marvelous Mad-dog Skullcap Church Building

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: magenta locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: autistic slimy ladyboy ceo

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: rose cruise ship

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Startling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: coral soggy rehab

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: magenta locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: magenta locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: mint garrison pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Navy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Adventurous fat ankles hell

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: coral soggy rehab

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: coral soggy rehab

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: emerald psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: flushed thirsty parlour idiot

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Shivering twinkling native mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Violet stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: sexy institution

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: magenta locale

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: translucent theater stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Disgusting church coffee pot

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed Theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Beta famous landscape painting stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Galvanic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: coral soggy rehab

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral kitchen clown

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: magenta locale

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: coral soggy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Orchid electric degenerate lettuce

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: mint garrison pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: mint garrison pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: laughsome genital piercing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: rose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: sexy institution

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: autistic slimy ladyboy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: slippery school cafeteria puppy

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622726)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622795)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2...#49622802)