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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
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Chestnut range mental disorder
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heady site
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cowardly brilliant home
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Ocher market son of senegal
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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HOW much younger
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Ocher market son of senegal
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Ocher market son of senegal
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
haunting vengeful hospital
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Brindle Magical Plaza Stock Car
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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send her a dick pic
heady site
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Brindle Magical Plaza Stock Car
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Adventurous federal psychic dragon
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onyx fantasy-prone newt
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Bright principal's office
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Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
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Zippy patrolman shitlib
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Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
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Rough-skinned cerise kitty party of the first part
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Chartreuse Trailer Park
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adulterous comical clown marketing idea
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
opaque box office azn
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate
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disgusting maniacal haunted graveyard
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Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
harsh hell
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Multi-colored Overrated Deer Antler Parlour
  10/11/14
?
Silver Station
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Multi-colored Overrated Deer Antler Parlour
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gay cruise ship tattoo
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bump for columbus day
Lavender big-titted whorehouse headpube
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin
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Medicated stage
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lol
bateful twinkling uncleanness forum
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
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Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
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passionate angry sandwich
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Curious green heaven
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amethyst chapel
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
haunting vengeful hospital
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Contagious degenerate
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Ocher market son of senegal
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Violet trip house striped hyena
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
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Vigorous Nudist Institution
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
judgmental french chef
  10/09/14
Shrewd
gaped sex offender
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Violet trip house striped hyena
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flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
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180
Low-t Coral Stag Film Chad
  10/09/14
180
apoplectic wagecucks mood
  10/09/14
180^180
onyx fantasy-prone newt
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Bright principal's office
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
judgmental french chef
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onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
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Silver Station
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Sick Diverse Codepig
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Slate arousing pocket flask
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wonderful frisky ceo main people
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Know-it-all brass national security agency
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Exhilarant space
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
opaque box office azn
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
opaque box office azn
  10/08/16
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Cream indian lodge boltzmann
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Silver Station
  10/09/14
?
Vibrant hunting ground
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Silver Station
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Big idiotic coffee pot knife
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
spectacular partner
  10/11/14
180
Mildly Autistic Laughsome Den
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Concupiscible set
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Silver Station
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onyx fantasy-prone newt
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passionate angry sandwich
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
amethyst chapel
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
amethyst chapel
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Concupiscible set
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
judgmental french chef
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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And 10/10 xo women
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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razzle temple antidepressant drug
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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Pink public bath
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Well-lubricated buff death wish rigpig
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
lol
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/09/14
180
Silver Station
  10/09/14
lmao
Zippy patrolman shitlib
  10/09/14
tyft
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
Lol
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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...
Bull headed stead
  10/09/14
This is good.
Exciting Native
  10/09/14
180 billion
Concupiscible set
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Rose legend internal respiration
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passionate angry sandwich
  10/09/14
180 this is great
cheese-eating lettuce
  10/10/14
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Bright principal's office
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Clear soul-stirring hall
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
snowy property travel guidebook
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
lake floppy corner scourge upon the earth
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sinister theater cuckold
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
cracking umber famous landscape painting lay
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Abusive meetinghouse
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Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
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flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
dun tank point
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
stimulating toilet seat
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
opaque box office azn
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Exciting Native
  10/09/14
titcr
cracking umber famous landscape painting lay
  10/09/14
...
Exciting Native
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
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Bright principal's office
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Pink public bath
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
disrespectful pit
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Hot Sound Barrier Sanctuary
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Curious green heaven
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
dun tank point
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Exciting Native
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
dun tank point
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Motley crackhouse
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Pink public bath
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Abusive meetinghouse
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Pink public bath
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judgmental french chef
  10/10/14
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beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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cracking umber famous landscape painting lay
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
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crawly glittery library
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Lilac ticket booth half-breed
  10/12/14
1800000000
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Silver Station
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
crawly glittery library
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
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...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Silver Station
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Exciting Native
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
white school circlehead
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Silver Station
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Silver Station
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
opaque box office azn
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Pink public bath
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
harsh hell
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
cracking umber famous landscape painting lay
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
buck-toothed step-uncle's house selfie
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Big idiotic coffee pot knife
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Rose legend internal respiration
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
opaque box office azn
  10/09/14
...
opaque box office azn
  10/10/14
...
Concupiscible set
  10/09/14
i could see it
Silver Station
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Startling preventive strike fat ankles
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/09/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
stirring violent philosopher-king
  06/27/16
...
Supple Piazza Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Pink public bath
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Bossy Black Woman
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Lime Vivacious Dilemma
  10/10/14
WTF?
Zippy patrolman shitlib
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Zippy patrolman shitlib
  10/10/14
...
Silver Station
  10/10/14
120
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Big idiotic coffee pot knife
  10/10/14
...
Exciting Native
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
...
Pink public bath
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Curious green heaven
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Curious green heaven
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
carmine national associate
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Violet trip house striped hyena
  10/10/14
...
irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency New Version
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Silver Station
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
...
Exciting Native
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
metal background story locale
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Silver Station
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Exciting Native
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
slimy sable senate
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Curious green heaven
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Exhilarant space
  10/10/14
180
Splenetic Aromatic Tanning Salon Karate
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Twinkling Menage
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
passionate angry sandwich
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
harsh hell
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Exhilarant space
  10/10/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Flesh address quadroon
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/10/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency New Version
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Obsidian location friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
irradiated milk casino
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
omg
harsh hell
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Cruel-hearted lodge
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Supple Piazza Athletic Conference
  10/11/14
...
Silver Station
  10/11/14
...
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Slippery 180 field
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage
  10/18/14
...
fragrant office mexican
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
charismatic purple electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Electric mustard gas station
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
harsh hell
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Electric mustard gas station
  10/11/14
...
opaque box office azn
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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...
Sick Diverse Codepig
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy
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passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
lmfao
Contagious degenerate
  10/11/14
amazing
Mind-boggling Milky Becky Kitchen
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Exciting Native
  10/11/14
180
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
judgmental french chef
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
violent bat shit crazy community account round eye
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Seriously.
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
charismatic purple electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
Slippery 180 field
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
ebony school cafeteria jew
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Low-t Coral Stag Film Chad
  03/28/16
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
kink-friendly orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
high-end ungodly ape
  10/11/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
plz poast
Naked dashing indirect expression
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
high-end ungodly ape
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Exciting Native
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
insanely creepy parlor
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Swashbuckling Plum Cuckoldry University
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
opaque box office azn
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Exciting Native
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol 180
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Boyish sienna abode sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Flushed galvanic pistol
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Flushed galvanic pistol
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Olive bipolar useless brakes shrine
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
harsh hell
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Olive bipolar useless brakes shrine
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
provocative yellow bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
cr
sadistic base faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Amen.
Racy Foreskin Spot
  10/11/14
lol cr
wonderful frisky ceo main people
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
crawly glittery library
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
harsh hell
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
harsh hell
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
crawly glittery library
  10/11/14
180
offensive talented ratface juggernaut
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Cerebral french candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
crawly glittery library
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
crawly glittery library
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
effete impressive center
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Exciting Native
  10/11/14
...
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
opaque box office azn
  10/11/14
lol
appetizing keepsake machete
  10/11/14
underrated
dun tank point
  10/11/14
...
Demanding Yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
disrespectful pit
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Exciting Native
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
disrespectful pit
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
disrespectful pit
  10/11/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
lol
Thriller bearded mother hissy fit
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Supple Piazza Athletic Conference
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
territorial resort
  10/11/14
...
Chest-beating theater stage
  10/11/14
180
insanely creepy parlor
  10/11/14
180
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
  10/11/14
180
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
lascivious alpha dog poop
  10/11/14
...
Histrionic Stage
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
...
Silver Station
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
180
insanely creepy parlor
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
business firm
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Go on...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
...
insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
cyan messiness telephone
  10/11/14
...
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
business firm
  10/11/14
Yessir.
cyan messiness telephone
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
opaque box office azn
  10/11/14
...
Slippery 180 field
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
abnormal rehab halford
  10/12/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
...
Demanding Yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Cruel-hearted lodge
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
business firm
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess
  10/11/14
...
duck-like
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Canary reading party
  10/11/14
...
duck-like
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
...
Silver Station
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Bull headed stead
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Cruel-hearted lodge
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
stimulating toilet seat
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
azure unholy weed whacker
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
kink-friendly orchestra pit
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
kink-friendly orchestra pit
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Turquoise boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Big idiotic coffee pot knife
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
Oh my
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
omg
rambunctious submissive
  10/11/14
...
Flatulent
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
...
passionate angry sandwich
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
rambunctious submissive
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
pearl
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Exhilarant space
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Turquoise boistinker
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
tan bonkers laser beams
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Obsidian location friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
disrespectful pit
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Lilac ticket booth half-breed
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Twinkling Menage
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
ruddy doctorate love of her life
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
spectacular partner
  10/11/14
wtf
Orange blood rage
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
immigrant
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Obsidian location friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
immigrant
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
territorial resort
  10/11/14
...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Exhilarant space
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
business firm
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Splenetic Aromatic Tanning Salon Karate
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
business firm
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Obsidian location friendly grandma
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
business firm
  10/11/14
...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
territorial resort
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Sepia gay wizard
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
  11/21/15
...
cyan messiness telephone
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
gtfo
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
garnet
  10/11/14
Holy shit
razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry
  10/11/14
?
Abusive meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Saffron Fighting
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
zombie-like balding
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
zombie-like balding
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
rambunctious submissive
  10/11/14
...
Saffron Fighting
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Maroon
  10/11/14
lol
flickering honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
180
glassy police squad
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/11/14
120
Odious gunner elastic band
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Curious green heaven
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
place of business
  10/12/14
...
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Rose legend internal respiration
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
crawly glittery library
  10/12/14
...
kink-friendly orchestra pit
  12/06/14
...
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Iridescent cocky fanboi
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Emerald skinny woman
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/12/14
Well!?
Bull headed stead
  10/12/14
...
pale tantric affirmative action
  10/12/14
plz respond
crawly glittery library
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Vibrant hunting ground
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Slippery 180 field
  10/12/14
Well?
Twinkling Menage
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Frozen Dopamine
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Abusive meetinghouse
  10/12/14
180000000
insanely creepy parlor
  10/12/14
??
Zippy patrolman shitlib
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
passionate angry sandwich
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Cuck
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
K, ty.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Abusive meetinghouse
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Curious green heaven
  10/12/14
...
tan bonkers laser beams
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
cyan messiness telephone
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Rose legend internal respiration
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
effete impressive center
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Coiffed wild water buffalo
  10/12/14
please continue
Demanding Yarmulke
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
crawly glittery library
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
cyan messiness telephone
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
lemon digit ratio
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
harsh hell
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Dark
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Dark
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Electric mustard gas station
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
lemon digit ratio
  10/12/14
ty
opaque box office azn
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
lemon digit ratio
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Dark
  10/12/14
And scene.
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
nigger
opaque box office azn
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Dark
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Flushed galvanic pistol
  10/12/14
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Obsidian location friendly grandma
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
effete impressive center
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Copper
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
Post 600!
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Generalized Bond
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Orange blood rage
  10/12/14
You don't?
gaped sex offender
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
cyan messiness telephone
  10/12/14
wtf
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
disrespectful pit
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
disrespectful pit
  10/12/14
...
place of business
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
violent bat shit crazy community account round eye
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
disrespectful pit
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
disrespectful pit
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
violent bat shit crazy community account round eye
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
harsh hell
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Silver Station
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/12/14
...
Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
opaque box office azn
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Sepia gay wizard
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
ruddy doctorate love of her life
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Fishy dead locus potus
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
lemon digit ratio
  10/12/14
...
  11/21/15
...
Cobalt Idea He Suggested
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Supple Piazza Athletic Conference
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
passionate angry sandwich
  10/13/14
180, ty.
bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Mediation
  10/12/14
180
Fear-inspiring Gaping
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Shaky dysfunction
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Gold jap
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Histrionic Stage
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage
  10/18/14
...
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Twinkling Menage
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
razzle temple antidepressant drug
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Lilac ticket booth half-breed
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
territorial resort
  10/13/14
?
Lilac ticket booth half-breed
  10/13/14
...
beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant
  10/27/14
...
lemon digit ratio
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Exhilarant space
  12/06/14
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  04/07/15
...
Histrionic Stage
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
  04/22/15
...
Zippy patrolman shitlib
  05/17/15
...
salmon multi-billionaire
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater
  08/18/15
update?
out-of-control unhinged dingle berry
  10/06/15
...
claret cumskin
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
lemon digit ratio
  10/11/15
...
rambunctious submissive
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
mischievous brethren sweet tailpipe
  10/12/15
bump
Abusive meetinghouse
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
black boiling water hominid
  11/25/15
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  12/27/15
...
salmon multi-billionaire
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Mahogany Alcoholic Macaca
  03/10/16
...
sinister theater cuckold
  03/28/16
...
Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
fiercely-loyal
  06/27/16
...
Lilac ticket booth half-breed
  08/21/16
...
blue voyeur
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  08/22/16
...
slap-happy therapy
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
flirting beta organic girlfriend
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
slap-happy therapy
  09/13/16
...
Excitant charcoal area wrinkle
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
slap-happy therapy
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Up-to-no-good Persian
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
slap-happy therapy
  09/13/16
...
Pungent aqua gaming laptop
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
blue voyeur
  09/13/16
...
claret cumskin
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Adventurous federal psychic dragon
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
hairraiser theatre corn cake
  10/31/16
:-)
prole
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
prole
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
amber
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
...
Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin
  11/21/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  01/10/17
...
narrow-minded jet stain
  02/04/17
...
Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin
  02/04/17
...
prole
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Magenta Puppy
  02/04/17
...
prole
  02/04/17
...
prole
  02/04/17
...
amber
  02/05/17
...
prole
  02/08/17
...
shimmering coldplay fan
  06/28/17
...
crusty giraffe
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
pozpig
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
khaki queen of the night
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Magenta Puppy
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Cruel-hearted lodge
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
seedy wine nibblets nowag
  12/18/17
...
Pontificating Hilarious Liquid Oxygen
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
soggy fluffy double fault
  01/06/18
...
Pungent aqua gaming laptop
  02/06/18
...
Mind-boggling Milky Becky Kitchen
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
amber
  10/06/18
4 year bump
pozpig
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
crotch
  10/09/18
...
apoplectic wagecucks mood
  10/17/18
...
nubile
  05/19/19
...
fragrant office mexican
  05/19/19
...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/14/19
...
onyx fantasy-prone newt
  05/05/20
...
Free-loading confused filthpig
  06/28/20
...
outnumbered pervert
  06/29/20
...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  07/10/20
...
Know-it-all brass national security agency
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Yapping Really Tough Guy
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
At-the-ready
  10/10/20
TITCR
Indecent henna goal in life incel
  02/17/21
...
crotch
  10/08/21
...
Mint Doobsian
  02/17/21
...
Carnelian Kitty Cat
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Hot Sound Barrier Sanctuary
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
tripping personal credit line
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
tripping personal credit line
  10/11/21
...
crotch
  10/07/22
...
Greedy idiot
  12/02/21
...
walnut mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Erotic Bbw
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Filthy toaster
  10/10/22
...
Greedy idiot
  10/10/22
...
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Greedy idiot
  11/23/22
...
stimulating toilet seat
  05/06/23
...
Sticky mad cow disease
  05/06/23
Time flies
Red rigor
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
mischievous brethren sweet tailpipe
  05/06/23
...
walnut mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Erotic Bbw
  10/09/23
...
Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
private investor
  10/09/23
...
amber
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Peach house-broken masturbator
  10/20/23
...
amber
  10/20/23
...
prole
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Jade
  10/20/23
...
Greedy idiot
  10/20/23
...
crotch
  10/20/23
...
windowlicker
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Hairless
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Ocher market son of senegal
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
stimulating toilet seat
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Cobalt Idea He Suggested
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
tripping personal credit line
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Pink public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Chestnut range mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: heady site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: cowardly brilliant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: haunting vengeful hospital

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Brindle Magical Plaza Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: heady site

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Brindle Magical Plaza Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Adventurous federal psychic dragon

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: haunting vengeful hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Bright principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cerise kitty party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: adulterous comical clown marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: opaque box office azn

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: disgusting maniacal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: harsh hell

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Overrated Deer Antler Parlour

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Silver Station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Overrated Deer Antler Parlour

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: gay cruise ship tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Lavender big-titted whorehouse headpube

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Medicated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: bateful twinkling uncleanness forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Odious gunner elastic band

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: amethyst chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: haunting vengeful hospital

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Contagious degenerate

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Violet trip house striped hyena

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Nudist Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: judgmental french chef

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: gaped sex offender

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Violet trip house striped hyena

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Low-t Coral Stag Film Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: apoplectic wagecucks mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bright principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: judgmental french chef

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Silver Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Sick Diverse Codepig

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Slate arousing pocket flask

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: wonderful frisky ceo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all brass national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant space

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: opaque box office azn

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Cream indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Silver Station

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant hunting ground

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Silver Station

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Big idiotic coffee pot knife

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: spectacular partner

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Laughsome Den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible set

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Silver Station

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: amethyst chapel

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: amethyst chapel

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible set

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: judgmental french chef

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Pink public bath

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Pink public bath

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Pink public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated buff death wish rigpig

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Silver Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bull headed stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting Native

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible set

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Rose legend internal respiration

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating lettuce

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Bright principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Clear soul-stirring hall

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: snowy property travel guidebook

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: lake floppy corner scourge upon the earth

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: sinister theater cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: cracking umber famous landscape painting lay

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cracking umber famous landscape painting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: dun tank point

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: stimulating toilet seat

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting Native

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cracking umber famous landscape painting lay

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Bright principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Pink public bath

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Hot Sound Barrier Sanctuary

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: dun tank point

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Exciting Native

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: dun tank point

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: effete impressive center

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Motley crackhouse

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Pink public bath

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Pink public bath

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: judgmental french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: cracking umber famous landscape painting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: crawly glittery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Lilac ticket booth half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Silver Station

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: crawly glittery library

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Silver Station

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Exciting Native

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: white school circlehead

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Silver Station

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Silver Station

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Pink public bath

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: harsh hell

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: cracking umber famous landscape painting lay

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: buck-toothed step-uncle's house selfie

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Big idiotic coffee pot knife

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Rose legend internal respiration

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: opaque box office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Silver Station

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Startling preventive strike fat ankles

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: stirring violent philosopher-king

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Supple Piazza Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Pink public bath

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Bossy Black Woman

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Lime Vivacious Dilemma

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Silver Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Big idiotic coffee pot knife

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Exciting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Pink public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: carmine national associate

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Violet trip house striped hyena

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency New Version

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Silver Station

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Exciting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: metal background story locale

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Silver Station

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting Native

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: slimy sable senate

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant space

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Aromatic Tanning Salon Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Twinkling Menage

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: harsh hell

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant space

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Flesh address quadroon

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency New Version

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Obsidian location friendly grandma

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: irradiated milk casino

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: harsh hell

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted lodge

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Athletic Conference

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Silver Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Slippery 180 field

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: charismatic purple electric furnace

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Electric mustard gas station

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: harsh hell

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Electric mustard gas station

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: opaque box office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Curious green heaven

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Sick Diverse Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Contagious degenerate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Milky Becky Kitchen

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting Native

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: judgmental french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: violent bat shit crazy community account round eye

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: charismatic purple electric furnace

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Slippery 180 field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: ebony school cafeteria jew

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Low-t Coral Stag Film Chad

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly orchestra pit

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: high-end ungodly ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Naked dashing indirect expression

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: high-end ungodly ape

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: effete impressive center

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Exciting Native

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: effete impressive center

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Curious green heaven

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlor

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Plum Cuckoldry University

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: opaque box office azn

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting Native

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: irate marvelous nursing home ladyboy

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Boyish sienna abode sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Flushed galvanic pistol

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Flushed galvanic pistol

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Olive bipolar useless brakes shrine

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: harsh hell

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Olive bipolar useless brakes shrine

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: provocative yellow bawdyhouse

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: sadistic base faggot firefighter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Racy Foreskin Spot

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful frisky ceo main people

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: effete impressive center

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: crawly glittery library

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: effete impressive center

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: harsh hell

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: effete impressive center

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: harsh hell

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: effete impressive center

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: crawly glittery library

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: offensive talented ratface juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: effete impressive center

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Cerebral french candlestick maker

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: crawly glittery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: crawly glittery library

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: effete impressive center

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Exciting Native

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dun tank point

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Demanding Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller bearded mother hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Supple Piazza Athletic Conference

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: territorial resort

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious alpha dog poop

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Silver Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  business firm

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Curious green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Curious green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  business firm

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Slippery 180 field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  abnormal rehab halford

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Demanding Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lodge

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  business firm

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy jewess

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: duck-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Canary reading party

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: duck-like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Silver Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Bull headed stead

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lodge

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: stimulating toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: azure unholy weed whacker

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly orchestra pit

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly orchestra pit

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Turquoise boistinker

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Big idiotic coffee pot knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: rambunctious submissive

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Flatulent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: rambunctious submissive

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: pearl

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant space

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Turquoise boistinker

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: tan bonkers laser beams

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Obsidian location friendly grandma

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: disrespectful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Lilac ticket booth half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Twinkling Menage

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: ruddy doctorate love of her life

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: spectacular partner

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Orange blood rage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  immigrant

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Obsidian location friendly grandma

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  immigrant

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: territorial resort

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant space

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  business firm

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Splenetic Aromatic Tanning Salon Karate

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  business firm

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Obsidian location friendly grandma

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  business firm

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: insane internet-worthy people who are hurt trust fund

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: territorial resort

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Sepia gay wizard

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: garnet

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle depressive faggotry

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Saffron Fighting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: zombie-like balding

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: zombie-like balding

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: rambunctious submissive

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Saffron Fighting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Maroon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: flickering honey-headed pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  glassy police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Odious gunner elastic band

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Curious green heaven

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  place of business

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Rose legend internal respiration

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: crawly glittery library

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: kink-friendly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Iridescent cocky fanboi

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Emerald skinny woman

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Bull headed stead

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: pale tantric affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: crawly glittery library

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Vibrant hunting ground

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Slippery 180 field

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Twinkling Menage

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Frozen Dopamine

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy parlor

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: passionate angry sandwich

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  Cuck

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Curious green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: tan bonkers laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty fortuitous meteor

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Rose legend internal respiration

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: effete impressive center

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Coiffed wild water buffalo

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Demanding Yarmulke

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: crawly glittery library

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  lemon digit ratio

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: harsh hell

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Dark

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Dark

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Electric mustard gas station

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  lemon digit ratio

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  lemon digit ratio

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dark

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Dark

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Obsidian location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: effete impressive center

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Copper

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Generalized Bond

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Orange blood rage

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: gaped sex offender

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: cyan messiness telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: violent bat shit crazy community account round eye

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: violent bat shit crazy community account round eye

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: harsh hell

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Silver Station

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: translucent razzmatazz garrison roast beef

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: opaque box office azn

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sepia gay wizard

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: ruddy doctorate love of her life

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Fishy dead locus potus

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  lemon digit ratio

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  Cobalt Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Supple Piazza Athletic Conference

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: passionate angry sandwich

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bistre underhanded brunch genital piercing

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  Mediation

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: 

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Shaky dysfunction

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Gold jap

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Stage

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Elite Hyperventilating Old Irish Cottage

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Menage

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: razzle temple antidepressant drug

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Lilac ticket booth half-breed

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: territorial resort

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Lilac ticket booth half-breed

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose church building legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  lemon digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant space

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: 

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Zippy patrolman shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating church volcanic crater

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: out-of-control unhinged dingle berry

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  claret cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  lemon digit ratio

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: rambunctious submissive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: mischievous brethren sweet tailpipe

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Abusive meetinghouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  black boiling water hominid

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Mahogany Alcoholic Macaca

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: sinister theater cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Lilac ticket booth half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  blue voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: slap-happy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: flirting beta organic girlfriend

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: slap-happy therapy

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Excitant charcoal area wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: slap-happy therapy

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Persian

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: slap-happy therapy

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Pungent aqua gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  blue voyeur

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  claret cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Adventurous federal psychic dragon

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre corn cake

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  prole

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  prole

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: amber

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded jet stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Cordovan alcoholic state turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Magenta Puppy

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: amber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  shimmering coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: crusty giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  pozpig

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  khaki queen of the night

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Magenta Puppy

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lodge

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: seedy wine nibblets nowag

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Pontificating Hilarious Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: soggy fluffy double fault

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Pungent aqua gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Milky Becky Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: amber

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  pozpig

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  crotch

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: apoplectic wagecucks mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: fragrant office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Free-loading confused filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  outnumbered pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all brass national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Yapping Really Tough Guy

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: At-the-ready

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Indecent henna goal in life incel

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Mint Doobsian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  Carnelian Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Hot Sound Barrier Sanctuary

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  tripping personal credit line

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  tripping personal credit line

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Greedy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: walnut mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Erotic Bbw

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Smoky Autistic Trump Supporter

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Filthy toaster

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Greedy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Greedy idiot

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: stimulating toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Red rigor

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: mischievous brethren sweet tailpipe

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: walnut mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Erotic Bbw

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Spruce Aggressive Factory Reset Button Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  private investor

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: amber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Peach house-broken masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: amber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Jade

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Greedy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  Hairless

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Ocher market son of senegal

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: stimulating toilet seat

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  Cobalt Idea He Suggested

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  tripping personal credit line

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...#49533771)