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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
lime boltzmann abode
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Concupiscible misanthropic step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Blathering Halford
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
lilac mad-dog skullcap
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Big avocado lay mad cow disease
  08/30/25
...
vibrant property sex offender
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Flatulent lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Talking old irish cottage rehab
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
lime boltzmann abode
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Talking old irish cottage rehab
  08/31/25
...
Domesticated Galvanic Generalized Bond National Security Agency
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Blathering Halford
  08/31/25
delusional take
Domesticated Galvanic Generalized Bond National Security Agency
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Blathering Halford
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Trip school cafeteria private investor
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Blathering Halford
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
curious fighting therapy
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Blathering Halford
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
lime boltzmann abode
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Blathering Halford
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
lime boltzmann abode
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
curious fighting therapy
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Blathering Halford
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Blathering Halford
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Blathering Halford
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
curious fighting therapy
  09/05/25
...
Blathering Halford
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
at-the-ready juggernaut
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
curious fighting therapy
  09/05/25
...
Blathering Halford
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Blathering Halford
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
curious fighting therapy
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
lime boltzmann abode
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
buff community account
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Blathering Halford
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
buff community account
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Blathering Halford
  09/05/25
Kenny
curious fighting therapy
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lime boltzmann abode
  09/06/25
...
narrow-minded depressive kitchen
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Blathering Halford
  09/06/25
...
narrow-minded depressive kitchen
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lime boltzmann abode
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Blathering Halford
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
clear clown toaster
  09/07/25
Explain
lime boltzmann abode
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Internet-worthy famous landscape painting
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
lime boltzmann abode
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Blathering Halford
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
lime boltzmann abode
  09/07/25
...
Trip school cafeteria private investor
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Blathering Halford
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Blathering Halford
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Blathering Halford
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Blathering Halford
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Blathering Halford
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Blathering Halford
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Blathering Halford
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
curious fighting therapy
  01/18/26
...
Blathering Halford
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
infuriating lettuce
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Blathering Halford
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Blathering Halford
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Blathering Halford
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Blathering Halford
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Blathering Halford
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
lime boltzmann abode
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Blathering Halford
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
lime boltzmann abode
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Blathering Halford
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Blathering Halford
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Blathering Halford
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
titillating henna love of her life
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Blathering Halford
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Blathering Halford
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Blathering Halford
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
curious fighting therapy
  05/28/26
...
Blathering Halford
  05/28/26
...
lime boltzmann abode
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
curious fighting therapy
  07/12/26
...
Blathering Halford
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
free-loading newt
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
curious fighting therapy
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible misanthropic step-uncle's house

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: lilac mad-dog skullcap

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Big avocado lay mad cow disease

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Flatulent lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Talking old irish cottage rehab

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Talking old irish cottage rehab

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Domesticated Galvanic Generalized Bond National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Domesticated Galvanic Generalized Bond National Security Agency

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Trip school cafeteria private investor

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: curious fighting therapy

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: curious fighting therapy

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: buff community account

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: buff community account

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded depressive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded depressive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: clear clown toaster

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy famous landscape painting

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Trip school cafeteria private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Blathering Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: lime boltzmann abode

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Blathering Halford

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: titillating henna love of her life

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Blathering Halford

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: curious fighting therapy

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Blathering Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: lime boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: curious fighting therapy

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Blathering Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: free-loading newt

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: curious fighting therapy

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...#50124663)