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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
razzle-dazzle flushed state
  04/05/26
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Sienna Internet-worthy Den Mediation
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
razzle-dazzle flushed state
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake
  04/05/26
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Comical pungent private investor
  04/05/26
Lol
exhilarant unholy karate cuckoldry
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
motley trump supporter new version
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
motley trump supporter new version
  04/05/26
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razzle-dazzle flushed state
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
adventurous khaki multi-billionaire persian
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Sienna Internet-worthy Den Mediation
  04/05/26
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Sable Stirring Fat Ankles Dilemma
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Indigo stag film
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
exciting drab goal in life
  04/05/26
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sticky excitant nowag stock car
  04/05/26
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Shaky Soggy Indian Lodge Kitty
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
cyan dopamine
  04/05/26
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Nighttime unhinged trailer park becky
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
cyan dopamine
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Magenta filthpig station
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Flickering french chef
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
duck-like hunting ground
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Supple violent stead
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Emerald startling national security agency
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
180 pit
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Flickering french chef
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Supple violent stead
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
180 pit
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
sticky excitant nowag stock car
  04/05/26
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razzle-dazzle flushed state
  04/05/26
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Erotic church
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Magenta filthpig station
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
180 pit
  04/05/26
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Comical pungent private investor
  04/05/26
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Comical pungent private investor
  04/05/26
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Autistic Hospital Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Autistic Hospital Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Provocative sickened cumskin
  04/05/26
...
razzle-dazzle flushed state
  04/05/26
...
frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Arousing Twinkling Spot Mother
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Magenta filthpig station
  04/05/26
...
180 pit
  04/05/26
...
contagious space
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Crimson french senate mad cow disease
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
twisted cruise ship faggotry
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed state

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sienna Internet-worthy Den Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed state

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Comical pungent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: exhilarant unholy karate cuckoldry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: motley trump supporter new version

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: motley trump supporter new version

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: adventurous khaki multi-billionaire persian

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sienna Internet-worthy Den Mediation

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Sable Stirring Fat Ankles Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Indigo stag film

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: exciting drab goal in life

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: sticky excitant nowag stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Shaky Soggy Indian Lodge Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: cyan dopamine

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Nighttime unhinged trailer park becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: cyan dopamine

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Magenta filthpig station

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Flickering french chef

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: duck-like hunting ground

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Supple violent stead

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Emerald startling national security agency

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: 180 pit

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Flickering french chef

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Supple violent stead

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: 180 pit

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: sticky excitant nowag stock car

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Erotic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Magenta filthpig station

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: 180 pit

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Comical pungent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Comical pungent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital Twinkling Uncleanness

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative sickened cumskin

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flushed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Arousing Twinkling Spot Mother

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Magenta filthpig station

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: 180 pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: contagious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Crimson french senate mad cow disease

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: frum fuchsia roast beef corn cake

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: twisted cruise ship faggotry

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...#49812165)