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What's the protocol for kicking a guy out of your friend group?

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed ...
Enola str8
  05/08/26
You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" r...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/08/26
...
Enola str8
  05/08/26
realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last ...
fuck man xo
  05/08/26
if you are referring to a chat group member by their first n...
peeface
  05/08/26
Huh? What are you supposed to call them?
Enola str8
  05/08/26
- last name - variation of last name - nickname
peeface
  05/08/26
i think OP is referring to IRL people
Claude Debussy
  05/08/26
it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice...
boltzmann penis
  05/08/26
Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gre...
Enola str8
  05/08/26
3G, actually
ruinous phenotype
  05/08/26
everybody has sex with his girlfriend nobody says shit
Long Island Moms
  05/08/26
I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used
chandler (retired)
  05/08/26
Smash his fucking face in
Fucking Fuckface
  05/08/26


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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Enola str8

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed their way into our main friend group by being friends of core guys. Both guys are named Greg. We don't wanna do the "Greg G" "Greg R" thing, we just want one of the Gregs gone. How do we decide on which one and how to we break it to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874589)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" rule that easily survives rational basis scrutiny for numerous logistical reasons. Kick them both out using the rule -- no hard feelings because the rule was applied neutrally so neither can complain. Not even "Gregs" were singled out, just duplicate names. After they're both gone, I can't think of a legit, non-israel reason why you can't invite the one you prefer back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874601)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Enola str8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874632)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: fuck man xo

realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last names or call one of them dingleberry or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874607)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: peeface

if you are referring to a chat group member by their first name, they aren't a friend. nuke both from the group with malice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874608)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Enola str8

Huh? What are you supposed to call them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874631)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: peeface

- last name

- variation of last name

- nickname



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874797)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Claude Debussy

i think OP is referring to IRL people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874668)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: boltzmann penis

it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice about that kind of thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874696)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Enola str8

Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gregg" and he has said we can call him "2G" and keep both of them. I think it sounds stupid and am ready to wash my hands of the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874666)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype

3G, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874819)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Long Island Moms

everybody has sex with his girlfriend

nobody says shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874815)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874820)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Smash his fucking face in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...#49874823)