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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:43 AM Author: gaped place of business ed} {senior partner} "Did you say, 'Deal Team Six?'"
{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"
{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"
{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."
'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'
{moment's pause}
{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'
"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."
{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'
"Agreed"
'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'
"I'd guess less than an hour."
'Fuck.' |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM Author: Tantric Aquamarine Corn Cake "And I want the rapid reaction force in the copier, on station."
"Sir, they're gonna burn toner pretty quick."
"No choice. Do it." |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 1:51 PM Author: gaped place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27801545) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 11:23 AM Author: vibrant locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#28673829) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM Author: Judgmental appetizing halford double fault DUN DUN DUN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27799788) |
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Date: June 25th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: Buff Doctorate Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#28197903) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM Author: Dark Whorehouse Deal Team Six (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27799791) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Den Goal In Life *a throng of stoop shouldered nebbish men in ill fitting suits shuffle off the chopper, while APC filled with overweight shrews in comfortable shoes plod into view* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#35122142) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 1:20 PM Author: lilac water buffalo preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#47093364) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 11:01 AM Author: Tantric Aquamarine Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27800140) |
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Date: May 15th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Tantric Aquamarine Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27898759) |
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Date: May 15th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: gaped place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27898770) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:22 PM Author: Tantric Aquamarine Corn Cake most days when I come to xo I just look to see if this thread has been updated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27904768) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: gaped place of business lol I'm sorry for disappointing you brother. I got kind of swept up in the fervor of the monkey ancestor thing the last few days
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&mc=19&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881431&mc=10&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880640&mc=11&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880861&mc=11&forum_id=2
I will try to update this
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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: Tantric Aquamarine Corn Cake No no, thank you for doing it in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#27905808) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: spectacular crawly associate pervert http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852834&forum_id=2#35122066 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#35122191) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:07 PM Author: spectacular crawly associate pervert http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&mc=5&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#36312902) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: spectacular crawly associate pervert http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010123&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2...#36313041) |
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Date: June 17th, 2015 8:16 PM Author: gaped place of business I haven't forgotten. Please be patient and my apologies for the delay.
Hank,
NM |
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*sounds of helicopter blades whirring in the background*
*associate and partner stare at each other, glance out conference room window--see three blackhawk helicopters with "DT6" logos slowly making their way through the manhattan skyline*
"Fuck. We don't have much time left. MOVE!" |
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