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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: flatulent vivacious kitty ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: fishy ceo "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Frozen fluffy giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: pearl orchestra pit My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: fishy ceo LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: onyx dog poop "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: fishy ceo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: appetizing poppy fat ankles address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: fishy ceo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: fishy ceo LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: onyx dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: fishy ceo !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Sadistic Death Wish I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: fishy ceo This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Sadistic Death Wish our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: fishy ceo Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: violent swashbuckling space therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: aromatic bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: ultramarine arousing state aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: fishy ceo Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Fuchsia garrison Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: fishy ceo 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: beady-eyed toilet seat sandwich Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: fishy ceo ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Electric citrine boistinker church Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Fuchsia garrison Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Multi-colored ruddy church building It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: fishy ceo This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: fishy ceo As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Frozen fluffy giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: free-loading nudist black woman [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: fishy ceo 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Multi-colored ruddy church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Multi-colored ruddy church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Red nubile forum dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Green Curious Cuckold *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: fishy ceo Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Green Curious Cuckold *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: fishy ceo On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Green Curious Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: fishy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: fishy ceo I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Green Curious Cuckold o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: fishy ceo <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001) |