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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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carnelian new version digit ratio
  05/22/17
holy fuck
snowy bearded blood rage
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confused bateful doctorate corn cake
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Gay philosopher-king pit
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
carnelian new version digit ratio
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snowy bearded blood rage
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geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor
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jfc
soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine
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opaque plaza electric furnace
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Plum frum business firm
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
histrionic native
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motley territorial candlestick maker spot
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Concupiscible University
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overrated narrow-minded den round eye
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bull headed frozen queen of the night
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Jfc
impressive shimmering marketing idea
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
charismatic box office
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
charismatic box office
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
charismatic box office
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dashing ivory hall
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soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine
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charismatic box office
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ruby flatulent place of business
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Milky indecent mad cow disease church
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
carnelian new version digit ratio
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snowy bearded blood rage
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geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor
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Razzle stag film
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dead thriller national gaping
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Black resort sweet tailpipe
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razzmatazz chartreuse market community account
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mildly autistic regret incel
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Patty Klotz
khaki heady church building
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offensive death wish
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
charismatic box office
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trip corner ratface
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nudist property dingle berry
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Doug is not a meme.
house-broken codepig bawdyhouse
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
mildly autistic regret incel
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
mildly autistic regret incel
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
exhilarant crimson heaven macaca
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Bossy mischievous brethren
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
nofapping ceo psychic
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carnelian new version digit ratio
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
nofapping ceo psychic
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
comical private investor
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startled jap
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Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
charismatic box office
  09/15/18
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startled jap
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Bistre chest-beating striped hyena
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
Aqua appetizing piazza french chef
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
mahogany 180 forum
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
comical private investor
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
stirring nursing home jewess
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Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
charismatic box office
  09/15/18
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mildly autistic regret incel
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offensive death wish
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
charismatic box office
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wild cuckoldry police squad
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onyx diverse legal warrant
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exhilarant crimson heaven macaca
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
dashing ivory hall
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Bossy mischievous brethren
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hot vibrant telephone
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Startling range
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geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor
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vermilion talking stage
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Milky indecent mad cow disease church
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impressive shimmering marketing idea
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soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine
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opaque plaza electric furnace
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exhilarant crimson heaven macaca
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arousing ruddy principal's office
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop
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poppy address
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
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mildly autistic regret incel
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
underhanded deep twinkling uncleanness
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khaki heady church building
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carnelian new version digit ratio
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Jesus christ
racy carmine ladyboy immigrant
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phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
dashing ivory hall
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
charismatic box office
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offensive death wish
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odious gunner
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drab locale
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dashing ivory hall
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
charismatic box office
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
Sinister stage
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Concupiscible University
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
Well-lubricated internal respiration
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: snowy bearded blood rage

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: confused bateful doctorate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365269)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Gay philosopher-king pit

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: snowy bearded blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: opaque plaza electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Plum frum business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: histrionic native

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: motley territorial candlestick maker spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: overrated narrow-minded den round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: bull headed frozen queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: impressive shimmering marketing idea

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: charismatic box office

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: charismatic box office

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: charismatic box office

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: dashing ivory hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: ruby flatulent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Milky indecent mad cow disease church

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: snowy bearded blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: dead thriller national gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Black resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz chartreuse market community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic regret incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: khaki heady church building

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: offensive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167974)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: charismatic box office

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: trip corner ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: nudist property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#46133998)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864364)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: house-broken codepig bawdyhouse

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic regret incel

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: mildly autistic regret incel

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson heaven macaca

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Bossy mischievous brethren

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: nofapping ceo psychic

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: nofapping ceo psychic

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: comical private investor

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: startled jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: charismatic box office

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: startled jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Bistre chest-beating striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Aqua appetizing piazza french chef

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: mahogany 180 forum

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: comical private investor

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: stirring nursing home jewess

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: charismatic box office

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic regret incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: offensive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: charismatic box office

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: wild cuckoldry police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: onyx diverse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: exhilarant crimson heaven macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: dashing ivory hall

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Bossy mischievous brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: hot vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Startling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: geriatric mind-boggling ticket booth fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: vermilion talking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Milky indecent mad cow disease church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: impressive shimmering marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring big-titted water buffalo shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: opaque plaza electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson heaven macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: arousing ruddy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Talented high-end friendly grandma gaming laptop

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: poppy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic regret incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: underhanded deep twinkling uncleanness

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: khaki heady church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: racy carmine ladyboy immigrant

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: dashing ivory hall

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic box office

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: offensive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: odious gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Contagious umber hissy fit hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: drab locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Stimulating theater cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: dashing ivory hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: charismatic box office

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Sinister stage

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Well-lubricated internal respiration

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: charismatic box office

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: carnelian new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864497)