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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: black slimy clown
5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed
6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth
6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband
6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door
6:40 am: pilates
7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family
7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal
8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way
8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week
9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line
9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair
11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women
12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad
1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task
3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients
4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread
6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table
7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children
8 pm: story time, kids in bed
8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle
9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair
10 pm: alseep
repeat
repeat
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2...#20461172) |
Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM Author: Claret Charismatic Meetinghouse
6:00 wake up, make breakfast
7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work
7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc
4:30 make kids a snack
5:30 make dinner
6:00 watch tv with family
10:00 bed
OHWHATAHARDLIFE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2...#20527610) |
Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM Author: bipolar office quadroon
"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "
giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman
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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: swashbuckling offensive halford
LOL at "wake toddler"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2...#22281196)
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