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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
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  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
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  12/11/14
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  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
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  08/17/20
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Brilliant motley lodge
  12/12/14
jesus
disgusting site
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
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  12/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle regret
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
iridescent lascivious sex offender
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
titillating filthpig address
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
titillating filthpig address
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
disgusting site
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
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  12/11/14
:(
disgusting site
  12/11/14
180
Deep spruce forum
  12/11/14
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irate public bath knife
  06/04/17
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crimson stead
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
startling dun candlestick maker meetinghouse
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
flushed clown
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
sapphire galvanic business firm
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
vigorous principal's office useless brakes
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
big walnut rigpig native
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
vigorous principal's office useless brakes
  12/11/14
lol
big walnut rigpig native
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
opaque mentally impaired crackhouse
  12/11/14
...
Soul-stirring Ticket Booth
  06/04/17
...
Vibrant legend
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
multi-colored self-centered nursing home laser beams
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
glassy cuckold
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
racy point
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
puce azn
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
racy point
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Odious sadistic parlor pistol
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
metal rehab place of business
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Disturbing Boyish Cuck
  12/11/14
...
puce azn
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
lilac locus
  12/11/14
?
cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
the departing
canary chapel sweet tailpipe
  12/11/14
...
Mildly autistic corner
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Fishy legal warrant dilemma
  12/11/14
...
180 purple nowag dingle berry
  09/15/17
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  06/04/17
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  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
canary chapel sweet tailpipe
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
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  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
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  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
jet-lagged poppy center
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Vivacious senate love of her life
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
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  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
racy point
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Infuriating friendly grandma
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Razzle-dazzle regret
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
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  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
vigorous principal's office useless brakes
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
Pls post
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
aromatic office
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
aromatic office
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
aromatic office
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
alcoholic double fault
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
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  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
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  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
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  12/11/14
fuck
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  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
oh my god
disgusting site
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
lilac locus
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
disgusting site
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Wonderful burgundy tanning salon
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
aromatic office
  12/11/14
...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  12/11/14
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Stirring garrison
  02/11/16
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  12/12/14
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  12/11/14
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lilac locus
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
lilac locus
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Outnumbered circlehead
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
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  12/11/14
...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
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  12/11/14
lol
disgusting site
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
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  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
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  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
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big walnut rigpig native
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
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  12/11/14
lol
Misanthropic Turdskin Wrinkle
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
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  12/13/14
...
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  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
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  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
lilac locus
  12/11/14
...
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
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  12/11/14
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  12/13/14
fuck
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Dashing Kitty Cat
  12/11/14
...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
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  12/11/14
oh dear
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  12/11/14
...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
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  12/11/14
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lilac locus
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
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  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
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  12/11/14
95%
Electric ruddy foreskin
  12/12/14
:(
Ivory Casino
  12/12/14
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  12/12/14
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Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  02/11/16
JFC
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  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
big walnut rigpig native
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
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  12/11/14
...
vigorous principal's office useless brakes
  12/11/14
...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
jet-lagged poppy center
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
7
chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike
  12/11/14
:(
Stirring garrison
  01/22/15
invalid link
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  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
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  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
erotic brass locale
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
opaque mentally impaired crackhouse
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
erotic brass locale
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
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  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
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  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Fishy legal warrant dilemma
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
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  12/11/14
...
sienna coffee pot
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
hairraiser know-it-all toaster market
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
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  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
disgusting site
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
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  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
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  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
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  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
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  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
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  12/11/14
stfu PN
cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  12/11/14
120 :(
Ivory Casino
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
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  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/12/14
...
Razzle-dazzle regret
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Useless boltzmann
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
passionate autistic piazza
  12/11/14
...
pink at-the-ready crotch party of the first part
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
insanely creepy den antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
carmine stage
  12/12/14
...
Useless boltzmann
  12/13/14
...
Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Useless boltzmann
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
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  12/11/14
christ on a stick
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  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
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  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
lilac locus
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
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  12/11/14
lmao
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  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
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  12/12/14
...
Curious bull headed temple
  12/12/14
...
Useless boltzmann
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
medicated fantasy-prone reading party weed whacker
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Mahogany Bearded Institution
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
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  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Dashing Kitty Cat
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
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  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Chestnut water buffalo library
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
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  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
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  12/11/14
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Bistre french church building
  12/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle regret
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
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  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Pearly gay wizard
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
agreed
Bistre french church building
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
yellow orchestra pit queen of the night
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
mauve impertinent abode
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
mauve impertinent abode
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Supple Brethren
  12/12/14
...
mauve impertinent abode
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Useless boltzmann
  12/13/14
ty
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...
yellow orchestra pit queen of the night
  12/13/14
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  12/12/14
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  12/13/14
...
mauve impertinent abode
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
charismatic flickering immigrant
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
iridescent lascivious sex offender
  12/11/14
...
passionate autistic piazza
  12/11/14
...
yellow orchestra pit queen of the night
  12/11/14
harsh
Mint godawful police squad
  12/11/14
...
Cyan lettuce
  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
...
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
...
hilarious concupiscible hall
  12/12/14
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Arousing pearl location really tough guy
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
floppy boistinker
  12/12/14
...
pink at-the-ready crotch party of the first part
  12/12/14
still
avocado dragon
  12/12/14
...
Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Useless boltzmann
  12/13/14
Business idea:
yellow orchestra pit queen of the night
  12/13/14
fuck
very tactful state
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Infuriating friendly grandma
  12/13/14
...
Soggy range psychic
  12/22/14
...
Mildly autistic corner
  01/23/15
...
free-loading laughsome box office
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Blue resort
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
floppy boistinker
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Thriller Stage Athletic Conference
  12/12/14
...
yellow orchestra pit queen of the night
  12/12/14
...
Disturbing Boyish Cuck
  12/12/14
padded as usual
mauve impertinent abode
  12/12/14
...
Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry
  01/22/15
...
Mildly autistic corner
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
canary chapel sweet tailpipe
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Naked primrose telephone genital piercing
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Clear insecure roast beef dopamine
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
floppy boistinker
  12/22/14
Sick
insanely creepy den antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
canary chapel sweet tailpipe
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Clear insecure roast beef dopamine
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
iridescent lascivious sex offender
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
irradiated drunken round eye
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Useless boltzmann
  01/22/15
...
histrionic hominid menage
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
stimulating lime ladyboy
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Provocative Organic Girlfriend Hospital
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  01/23/15
...
stimulating lime ladyboy
  01/23/15
brutal
canary chapel sweet tailpipe
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
hilarious concupiscible hall
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Stirring garrison
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
glittery cheese-eating space gaming laptop
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  09/15/17
...
Razzmatazz Zombie-like Jap
  04/25/15
:(
Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry
  02/11/16
:(
Stirring garrison
  02/11/16
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peach theater son of senegal
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
slimy stag film partner
  06/04/17
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irate public bath knife
  08/02/17
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Ultramarine House-broken Old Irish Cottage
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
180 purple nowag dingle berry
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Indigo splenetic sandwich station
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
180 purple nowag dingle berry
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Ultramarine House-broken Old Irish Cottage
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
Carnelian Associate
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Nubile gas station
  08/17/20
great bump
charcoal trailer park private investor
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Crystalline bipolar step-uncle's house

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: white trip shrine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: marvelous church international law enforcement agency

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Brilliant motley lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: disgusting site

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: disgusting site

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious sex offender

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: titillating filthpig address

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: titillating filthpig address

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: disgusting site

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: excitant cocky ape national

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: disgusting site

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Deep spruce forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: irate public bath knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: crimson stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: startling dun candlestick maker meetinghouse

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: flushed clown

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: sapphire galvanic business firm

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: vigorous principal's office useless brakes

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: big walnut rigpig native

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office useless brakes

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: big walnut rigpig native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: opaque mentally impaired crackhouse

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Vibrant legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: multi-colored self-centered nursing home laser beams

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: glassy cuckold

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: racy point

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: puce azn

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: racy point

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Odious sadistic parlor pistol

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: metal rehab place of business

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Boyish Cuck

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: puce azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: lilac locus

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy den antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Fishy legal warrant dilemma

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: 180 purple nowag dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: razzle citrine property sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic Turdskin Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: white trip shrine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: free-loading laughsome box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse angry voyeur

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: medicated fantasy-prone reading party weed whacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged poppy center

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious senate love of her life

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: fragrant base

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: racy point

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Infuriating friendly grandma

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: comical goyim

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office useless brakes

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic office

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: aromatic office

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: aromatic office

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: alcoholic double fault

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: passionate autistic piazza

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: fragrant base

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: lilac locus

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: disgusting site

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: lilac locus

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: disgusting site

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: lilac locus

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Wonderful burgundy tanning salon

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic office

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Supple Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: startling dun candlestick maker meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: lilac locus

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: lilac locus

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered circlehead

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: disgusting site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: disgusting site

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: big walnut rigpig native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ticket Booth

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic Turdskin Wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade plaza giraffe

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Bistre french church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged poppy center

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: lilac locus

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Violent field fat ankles

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: big walnut rigpig native

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Dashing Kitty Cat

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: racy point

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: excitant cocky ape national

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: vengeful generalized bond milk

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: doobsian silver university

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pea-brained Area Persian

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Electric ruddy foreskin

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Ivory Casino

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: big walnut rigpig native

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged poppy center

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged poppy center

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: ungodly brunch trump supporter

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: scarlet theater stage

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: erotic brass locale

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: opaque mentally impaired crackhouse

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: erotic brass locale

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: disgusting site

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse angry voyeur

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Fishy legal warrant dilemma

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: hairraiser know-it-all toaster market

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: sienna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: hairraiser know-it-all toaster market

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious faggot firefighter preventive strike

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: disgusting site

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse angry voyeur

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Transparent school affirmative action

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse angry voyeur

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: swollen diverse mexican

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse angry voyeur

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Ivory Casino

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: racy point

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: passionate autistic piazza

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: pink at-the-ready crotch party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy den antidepressant drug

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: carmine stage

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cracking set patrolman

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: lilac locus

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: blathering exhilarant community account

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: hateful heady deer antler parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Cyan lettuce

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Curious bull headed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: medicated fantasy-prone reading party weed whacker

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Mahogany Bearded Institution

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: misunderstood whorehouse striped hyena

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Dashing Kitty Cat

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: gaped jet death wish theatre

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Chestnut water buffalo library

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: sienna coffee pot

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Blue resort

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lay Mother

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Bistre french church building

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Talented buff pit

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Pearly gay wizard

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Bistre french church building

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: mauve impertinent abode

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mauve impertinent abode

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Supple Brethren

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: mauve impertinent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: mauve impertinent abode

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative Organic Girlfriend Hospital

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing pearl location really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: mauve impertinent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: charismatic flickering immigrant

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious sex offender

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: passionate autistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Mint godawful police squad

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Cyan lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Anal electric furnace famous landscape painting

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Electric ruddy foreskin

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: white trip shrine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: hilarious concupiscible hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing pearl location really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: floppy boistinker

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: pink at-the-ready crotch party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: avocado dragon

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: very tactful state

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Infuriating friendly grandma

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Soggy range psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: free-loading laughsome box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Blue resort

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: floppy boistinker

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Thriller Stage Athletic Conference

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: yellow orchestra pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Boyish Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: mauve impertinent abode

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Naked primrose telephone genital piercing

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Clear insecure roast beef dopamine

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: floppy boistinker

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy den antidepressant drug

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Clear insecure roast beef dopamine

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: iridescent lascivious sex offender

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: irradiated drunken round eye

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Useless boltzmann

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: histrionic hominid menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: stimulating lime ladyboy

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Provocative Organic Girlfriend Hospital

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: stimulating lime ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: canary chapel sweet tailpipe

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: hilarious concupiscible hall

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: glittery cheese-eating space gaming laptop

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Zombie-like Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Violet Travel Guidebook Faggotry

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: peach theater son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: slimy stag film partner

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: irate public bath knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine House-broken Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: 180 purple nowag dingle berry

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Indigo splenetic sandwich station

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: 180 purple nowag dingle berry

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine House-broken Old Irish Cottage

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Associate

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Nubile gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park private investor

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...#40768609)