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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Bateful university newt It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: supple brass locus cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: razzle address keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Startling swollen stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Honey-headed sexy haunted graveyard fortuitous meteor did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Vermilion set "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Motley pistol coldplay fan (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Lavender seedy athletic conference parlor "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Rusted locale sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: chartreuse base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: mauve histrionic rigor (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Bateful university newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: boyish milky stage patrolman who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Bateful university newt Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: boyish milky stage patrolman whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Bateful university newt CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: chestnut up-to-no-good national security agency stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: translucent aphrodisiac crackhouse 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: irradiated coffee pot "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: chestnut up-to-no-good national security agency stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: insanely creepy rebellious native striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: naked sepia den tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49414142) |