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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM Author: glassy stage fanboi http://www.stoa.org/diotima/anthology/quinn_jokes.shtml
#251. The lady of a house had a simple-minded slave. But when she got a peek at just how thick his other head was also, she lusted after him. She put a mask over her face so that he wouldn't recognize her, and played around with him. Joining her game, he had sex with her. Then, grinning as he usually did, he reported to his master: "Sir, sir, I fucked the dancer and the mistress was inside!"
#43. When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"
#64. An intellectual bought a pair of pants. But he could hardly put them on because they were too tight. So he got rid of the hair around his legs.
#245A. A young man invited into his home frisky old women. He said to his servants: "Mix a drink for one, and have sex with the other, if she wants to." The women spoke up as one: "I'm not thirsty." |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office 43: earl waiting for his fiance by the back door, just where he likes to wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825255) |
Date: May 5th, 2015 1:33 AM Author: Chocolate Garrison Only the high IQ bros were allowed to write down jokes in those days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825063) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:35 AM Author: heady business firm #57. An intellectual got a slave pregnant. At the birth, his father suggested that the child be killed. The intellectual replied: "First murder your own children and then tell me to kill mine."[4] not bad |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:26 AM Author: Wine Curious Travel Guidebook Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831199) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:41 AM Author: Coiffed University Useless Brakes lol at "horny women" being the only joke category about women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825110) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:51 AM Author: Buff tattoo Well, your future wife Tinder slutting it up seems to be the only one here .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825989) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #45. An intellectual during the night ravished his grandmother and for this got a beating from his father. He complained: "You've been mounting my mother for a long time, without suffering any consequences from me. And now you're mad that you found me screwing your mother for the first time ever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825126) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:24 AM Author: duck-like umber multi-billionaire wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825335) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:25 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator wtf indeed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825341) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:53 AM Author: House-broken painfully honest brunch prole 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825514) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:33 AM Author: dashing feces organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826087) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty loooooool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828719) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: Twinkling public bath dat GILF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828729) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Flickering kitchen friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#32893458) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #115. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825158) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: Supple Hot Abode i dont get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825312) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:25 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator how is he going to have a daughter if he cant fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825346) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: glassy stage fanboi Also those fucking Abderites are just stupid as Hell, man. LJL at them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825494) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:49 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator right, that too. this comedy is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825498) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:18 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825579) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Beta salmon cruise ship coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826082) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:50 AM Author: exhilarant background story the joke is that the eunuch is a little bitch, not that abderites are retarded fuckin shitlibs man |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty this is almost, ALMOST, an ancient variation on "what's his name?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828726) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: Irradiated unholy bawdyhouse #115B. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So how's your daughter, mr. jinx?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27838190) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #263. Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime." He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825165) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: Coiffed University Useless Brakes ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825169) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:45 AM Author: Chocolate Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825479) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:58 AM Author: Concupiscible Ruby Den literal fuckin classic resounding through the ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825202) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: Coiffed University Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825206) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: heady business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825208) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825231) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: duck-like umber multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825317) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:40 AM Author: green fiercely-loyal brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826097) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Self-centered Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826305) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825219) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:48 AM Author: soul-stirring range ceo jokester with the sick comeback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826123) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: soggy scourge upon the earth actually irl loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826275) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 PM Author: Contagious bearded spot gunner To be fair,
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty outstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828730) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 AM Author: Wine Curious Travel Guidebook Partner What's his moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831206) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:17 PM Author: mauve really tough guy mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#32893510) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:53 AM Author: Deranged slap-happy orchestra pit twist: the lady of the house's husband was also an intellectual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #201. A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to an incompetent fortune-teller. He asked about his family, and the fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father." When the man objected that his father had been dead for ten years, the reply came: "You have no clue who your real father is."
OMG...damn taht fortune teller got him good. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825230) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:57 AM Author: House-broken painfully honest brunch prole hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825526) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:19 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease a competent fortune teller would've kept him in the dark about that little detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825581) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Beta salmon cruise ship coldplay fan Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826083) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: Lake rigor #244A. A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do, darling? Eat or have sex?" And she replied: "You can choose. But there's not a crumb in the house." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825198) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #234. A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?" And she said in reply: "Because you love me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825200) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:58 AM Author: Lake rigor #250. A young man was asked whether he took orders from his wife or if she obeyed his every command. He boasted: "My wife is so afraid of me that if I so much as yawn she shits."
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret Lol wtf is this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825240) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: Lake rigor NOT FLAME!
#107. There was another man, just like the last one - a big talker, but in fact impoverished. By chance he got sick, and his girlfriend, coming into his place without warning, found him lying on a humble mat made of reeds. Turning over, he claimed that the doctors were responsible: "The best and most famous doctors in the city ordered me to sleep on a mat like this." When asked if he could roll over and cavort, he replied derisively, "I can't, my back!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:01 AM Author: Concupiscible Ruby Den holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825216) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:05 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office yes this is how it goes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825235) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty you, sir, got fucking destroyed millenia ago. rofl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828734) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: duck-like umber multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825321) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:33 AM Author: Red Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825935) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:33 AM Author: Beta salmon cruise ship coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826085) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: Lake rigor #98. A friend met an intellectual, and said: "Congratulations! You've got a baby boy!" The intellectual replied: "Thanks to buddies like you!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:18 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825299) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:47 AM Author: Chocolate Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825486) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:49 AM Author: swollen autistic theatre lol this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825499) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:20 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825584) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret Middle ages also pretty good Facetiae:
A Friar, who was but moderately considerate, was preaching to the people at Tivoli, and thundering against adultery, which he depicted in colours of the deepest dye. “It is such a horrible sin,” said he, “that I had rather undo ten virgins than one married woman!” Many, among the congregation, would have shared his preference
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825243) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: ungodly marketing idea stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825257) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:23 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825596) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:44 AM Author: 180 hateful church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825960) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: garnet diverse indian lodge associate 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825965) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:34 AM Author: Beta salmon cruise ship coldplay fan Yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27826088) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:12 AM Author: slippery nibblets parlour lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825227) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: heady business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825232) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:07 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825244) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:08 AM Author: Coiffed University Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825248) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825262) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Chocolate Garrison 1346 AD: your past great great great great great great great great great grandmother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825497) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:50 AM Author: swollen autistic theatre But hey look on the bright side it means your great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825504) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:22 AM Author: Racy sienna corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825593) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:08 PM Author: khaki razzmatazz faggot firefighter best one yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27892782) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Floppy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#49884163) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: Lake rigor #145. When a jokester who was a shopkeeper found a policeman screwing his wife, he said: "I got something I wasn't bargaining for."
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: glassy stage fanboi Honestly one of my favorite parts is that they have the equivalent of dumb Polack jokes except it's for an obscure city in Thrace nobody today has ever heard of. And apparently this city was the brunt of such jokes for like 600 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825254) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Lake rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825266) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825281) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: Supple Hot Abode rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825316) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: duck-like umber multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825324) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:25 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease there's a reason nobody's heard of them today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825601) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:24 AM Author: slippery nibblets parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825842) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret O snap
Francesco Quartnense, a Florentine merchant, resided in Genoa with his wife and family. His children were thin and lanky, while those of the Genoese are generally healthy and hardy. He was asked one day why his children were so spare and of such a weak constitution, it being the reverse with the young Genoese. “The reason is easily given, ” he said. “I work alone at manufacturing my children, but you have quite a number of assistants in the making of yours |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office intellectualism / cuckoldry is literally a transcendental property of mankind, it exists irrespective of culture, time, space. in platonic heaven there is the pure form of a dude looking on as his wife gets railed by chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825318) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825327) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:25 AM Author: slippery nibblets parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825846) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:04 AM Author: ungodly marketing idea stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825889) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:26 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825606) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy, who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with that net of his? “I am going to the Brothel’s outlet,” replied the youth, “to spread my net there, and catch your mother.” “Mind you search the place carefully,” retorted the boy, “for you will be sure to find yours there also.”
The classics really do transcend time |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office 2 boys literally talking shit about each other's moms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825311) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:52 AM Author: swollen autistic theatre Do you think they wore a primitive version of MESH SHORTS to support their ample BOYBASKETS whilst cavorting at the gymnasium? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825509) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease no one wore shorts to the gymnasium. it's right there in the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825614) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:11 PM Author: khaki razzmatazz faggot firefighter Ye momma! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27892791) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:14 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #239A. A young actor was loved by two women, one with bad breath and the other with reeking armpits. The first woman said: "Give me a kiss, master." And the second: "Give me a hug, master." But he declaimed: "Alas, what shall I do? I am torn betwixt two evils!' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825285) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825309) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:19 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator #248A. A misogynist was sick, at death's door. When his wife said to him, "If anything bad happens to you, I'll hang myself," he looked up at her and said: "Do me the favor while I'm still alive."
oh man thats so wrong. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office wtf lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825313) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:29 AM Author: Buck-toothed high-end karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825920) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:45 AM Author: garnet diverse indian lodge associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825963) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828752) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Wine Curious Travel Guidebook Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831241) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:29 AM Author: idiotic quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832373) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: Irradiated unholy bawdyhouse actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27838464) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Supple Hot Abode so basically 50 different versions of "take my wife. please!" nyuk nyuk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825319) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:47 AM Author: heady business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825485) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:26 AM Author: elite resort wow very xo-ian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825352) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:28 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret Filled with intellectuals and cuckolds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825362) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:44 AM Author: Lake rigor We'd fit in well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825474) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:23 AM Author: duck-like umber multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825595) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: razzle ivory stock car In 1,000 years they will no doubt blank bump our posts lads! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825968) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:07 PM Author: Contagious bearded spot gunner To be fair,
*scratches on digital wall*
"RSF is a donkey-lover who engages in voluntary coitus with women of ill-repute and poor breeding!" |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: cracking nursing home mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828711) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:26 AM Author: slippery nibblets parlour tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825847) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:28 AM Author: Racy sienna corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825850) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: vibrant flushed philosopher-king office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825867) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: vivacious tanning salon roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27825967) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: at-the-ready amethyst kitty see also:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2185619&mc=66&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: Thriller ladyboy Was just thinking of this. All time classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831252) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:48 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831984) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: excitant foreskin lol, I love how cuckoldry is hilarious no matter the millennium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27828741) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Supple Hot Abode these all blow
fuck this thread |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (Abderite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831184) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:25 AM Author: Awkward hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831191) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 AM Author: glassy stage fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831207) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Wine Curious Travel Guidebook Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831242) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:35 AM Author: sepia cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831244) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Fragrant fortuitous meteor box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831256) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Scarlet harsh masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831276) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: Big base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831378) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:11 AM Author: slippery nibblets parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832178) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:15 AM Author: dark laser beams native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832181) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:53 AM Author: Irradiated unholy bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27838486) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:21 PM Author: Balding main people telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27892838) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Floppy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#49884164) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:38 AM Author: ruddy patrolman wrinkle cr this thread is full of libartstards classics majors &shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832405) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:57 AM Author: blue cuckoldry round eye perfect thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831387) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Multi-colored doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27831825) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:36 AM Author: ruddy patrolman wrinkle none of these is 180 douchenigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27832398) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: blue cuckoldry round eye ur famous http://imgur.com/fGzqk2x (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27834315) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: glassy stage fanboi What site is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27834350) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:13 PM Author: Supple Hot Abode Some faek news site obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#32893459) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: obsidian underhanded locale Yeah real anciet man guy is talking about wearing pants lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27834372) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: Stirring sick forum A lot of these jokes really go to show just how much our society has changed as a result of liberalism and christianity. Almost all of these jokes reveal what today would be considered huge social iniquities being dealt with so lightly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#27838233) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: mauve really tough guy mad-dog skullcap wtf? Like half of the jokes involve friars and are set in the Middle Ages when Christianity was at its peak in Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#32893563) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:08 PM Author: passionate chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#32893407) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: passionate chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...#49884137) |