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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: magical nursing home



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Well-lubricated set

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: wonderful ruby step-uncle's house

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:40 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:41 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Judgmental sable mood locale

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: magical nursing home

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: odious stag film

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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Red Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Big Pistol Elastic Band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: honey-headed painfully honest principal's office



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: bateful bull headed degenerate base

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: smoky affirmative action

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Ungodly lavender partner

JFC

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: contagious market police squad

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: dark arrogant forum

TOXIC

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Free-loading razzle-dazzle gas station foreskin

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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal irradiated cruise ship round eye

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Area Black Woman

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: concupiscible private investor property

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: multi-colored pit

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Curious whorehouse

nature of the assignment

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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Depressive Son Of Senegal



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: honey-headed painfully honest principal's office

Call your dad today.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: pungent fluffy parlor masturbator

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: Brindle faggot firefighter

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Drab idiot coldplay fan

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Laughsome rehab immigrant

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser beta idea he suggested

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2...#31210576)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: dark arrogant forum

JFC

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: ultramarine spectacular jewess



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
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Author: Bright Sexy Den



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: outnumbered mischievous french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2...#36766516)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Bright Sexy Den



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Bright Sexy Den



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: ultramarine spectacular jewess



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: coiffed fishy generalized bond



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bateful bull headed degenerate base

I never thought enemadood could die.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: thirsty theater stage

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: magical nursing home



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Brilliant heady theatre

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2...#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Yellow Crackhouse Legend

Fu :(

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: fuchsia seedy bawdyhouse bbw

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Glassy cowardly cumskin dilemma

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: magical nursing home

Great man. That's a really good idea.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: contagious market police squad

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Glassy cowardly cumskin dilemma

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: magical nursing home

where do u live?

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Glassy cowardly cumskin dilemma

Kiev

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: fuchsia seedy bawdyhouse bbw

:)

180 brother

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Glassy cowardly cumskin dilemma

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe center



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: milky queen of the night

180

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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: magical nursing home



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Red Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: smoky affirmative action

of course op is nights

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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: useless anal range



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:17 AM
Author: Racy chestnut casino prole



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: useless anal range



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Autistic Messiness



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Bright Sexy Den

(puts gun into mouth)

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: emerald brunch

Jokes on you, I have two moms

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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Bright Sexy Den



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Dull Exhilarant Death Wish

... so he has more friends than me

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: Motley transparent roast beef

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: bistre lodge sneaky criminal



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Date: March 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: May 20th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: charcoal goyim



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: December 13th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: unholy arousing puppy home



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:45 AM
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