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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Dashing violent karate
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Lavender vivacious brunch
  01/26/16
jesus no...
aqua aromatic space
  10/24/16
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blue blood rage
  01/03/17
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Yapping sticky theatre
  02/20/18
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Misanthropic Yarmulke
  06/03/19
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Lavender vivacious brunch
  10/14/20
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avocado foreskin
  01/25/16
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nighttime people who are hurt
  01/25/16
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wonderful incel psychic
  01/25/16
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Charcoal mexican
  01/25/16
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adventurous slippery university lettuce
  01/25/16
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wonderful incel psychic
  01/25/16
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Charcoal mexican
  01/25/16
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irate arousing cruise ship
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/25/16
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Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
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Titillating Station Ceo
  01/25/16
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Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
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provocative cumskin
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
sooty halford
  01/25/16
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Awkward Set
  01/25/16
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Dashing violent karate
  01/26/16
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Comical House
  01/26/16
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ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
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diverse filthpig public bath
  11/27/16
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Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  06/13/17
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contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  12/19/17
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Topaz cuckold institution
  01/24/18
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dun hall degenerate
  06/10/24
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Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
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Hyperactive base
  10/24/16
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blue blood rage
  11/27/16
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Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/23/17
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pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
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Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  04/20/17
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Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  02/20/18
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Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  05/24/18
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Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal
  09/26/21
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soul-stirring field
  03/12/22
...
dun hall degenerate
  05/15/22
...
dun hall degenerate
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Irradiated area
  01/25/16
Brutal
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
...
Bespoke Boyish Puppy
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Magenta vengeful partner
  01/25/16
toxic
maniacal charismatic church building boltzmann
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
appetizing lay
  01/25/16
...
nighttime people who are hurt
  01/25/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/25/16
damnit
electric seedy center party of the first part
  01/25/16
...
wonderful incel psychic
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
jfc
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/25/16
Cr edit
wonderful incel psychic
  01/25/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/25/16
Cr
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
hm
bateful corn cake toaster
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
wait
stirring location
  01/25/16
...
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/25/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
appetizing lay
  01/25/16
...
Odious nudist philosopher-king theater
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Irradiated area
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Irradiated area
  01/25/16
...
stirring location
  01/25/16
...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  01/25/16
...
Territorial rigor
  01/25/16
...
electric seedy center party of the first part
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/25/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
mint boiling water spot
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
indecent shimmering lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
swashbuckling garnet school chad
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
At-the-ready slate liquid oxygen nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Magenta vengeful partner
  01/25/16
...
provocative cumskin
  01/25/16
damn
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
...
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/25/16
...
dull pontificating macaca
  01/25/16
O LORD
deranged stimulating sound barrier market
  01/25/16
jfc
maize lascivious library
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Awkward Set
  01/25/16
...
wonderful incel psychic
  01/25/16
Lmao
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
...
swollen chocolate crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
...
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  02/15/16
...
Laughsome cheese-eating locale twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/17
...
vigorous citrine trust fund meetinghouse
  07/08/17
...
Glassy Motley Affirmative Action Jew
  07/08/17
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  10/27/17
...
clear idea he suggested
  12/26/17
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  05/24/18
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  03/16/20
...
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  02/18/22
...
bipolar multi-colored state immigrant
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
sooty halford
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
electric seedy center party of the first part
  01/25/16
ouch
rusted black woman
  01/26/16
poison
Violent razzle pit
  01/26/16
...
iridescent frisky office
  01/26/16
180
Dashing violent karate
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
cracking therapy
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
high-end hairraiser community account
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
RIP brother
gay haunting address hunting ground
  09/27/16
...
bipolar multi-colored state immigrant
  12/26/17
...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  08/12/19
180
Lavender vivacious brunch
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
self-absorbed whorehouse
  01/27/16
...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  01/27/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Red property round eye
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Red property round eye
  02/02/16
...
Mind-boggling Brindle Legend
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
trip gas station jap
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Chartreuse Laser Beams
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Marvelous Kitchen Becky
  02/24/16
18000000
Claret Tripping School Cafeteria
  03/04/16
165
Internet-worthy black locus
  03/04/16
...
Exciting deep hell
  05/19/16
chilling
sadistic puce nowag temple
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Domesticated Cocky Private Investor
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Passionate dilemma
  01/03/17
oh my.
brass stead
  01/23/17
toxic
Pale hyperventilating menage turdskin
  03/13/17
...
pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
...
Territorial rigor
  04/02/17
...
white supple deer antler chapel
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
alcoholic vibrant stage antidepressant drug
  07/08/17
...
Insane Stage
  10/27/17
mother of god
vigorous citrine trust fund meetinghouse
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Maroon gaped hominid messiness
  10/27/17
JFC
idiotic flirting candlestick maker principal's office
  10/27/17
...
glittery preventive strike
  12/26/17
...
Tan shrine ratface
  12/26/17
ouch
Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask
  02/20/18
...
yellow frum organic girlfriend
  02/20/18
...
wild parlour
  01/16/19
...
Tantric New Version
  08/09/19
...
Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
curious cyan abode mad cow disease
  07/28/25
...
amethyst cuckoldry
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
poppy box office really tough guy
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
coiffed filthy haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
provocative cumskin
  01/25/16
...
Awkward Set
  01/25/16
...
frozen light knife
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
toxic
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
mint boiling water spot
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
mint boiling water spot
  01/25/16
TY bro
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
...
Awkward Set
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
self-centered histrionic rehab
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Bespoke Boyish Puppy
  10/27/17
...
Ebony forum travel guidebook
  10/27/17
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  05/24/18
...
brass stead
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
spectacular sanctuary windowlicker
  10/27/17
credited advice
Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Impressive heady legal warrant point
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
i lol'd
racy flushed place of business
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
mint boiling water spot
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
lol
Floppy casino toilet seat
  06/01/17
...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Dashing violent karate
  01/26/16
...
bipolar multi-colored state immigrant
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Fragrant fanboi range
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
Lmao
drunken canary trailer park half-breed
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Topaz cuckold institution
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/25/16
lmao true
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/25/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
...
bipolar multi-colored state immigrant
  12/26/17
Haha
excitant bat shit crazy home wrinkle
  03/19/20
...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
self-centered histrionic rehab
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
thriller fishy tattoo love of her life
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Concupiscible corner dragon
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Topaz cuckold institution
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
spectacular sanctuary windowlicker
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
gay haunting address hunting ground
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Mentally impaired rambunctious hospital gaping
  06/03/19
oh no
high-end hairraiser community account
  08/08/19
LOL
cerebral stock car electric furnace
  03/16/20
JFC
brass stead
  03/19/20
Update?
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Jet-lagged Site Ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
Useless talented telephone
  01/25/16
...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  05/19/16
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
Cr
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/26/16
...
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
...
Angry gunner parlor
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
...
poppy box office really tough guy
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
spruce orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
spruce orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
avocado foreskin
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Laughsome cheese-eating locale twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Dashing violent karate
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
stirring location
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
avocado foreskin
  01/26/16
...
sepia national
  01/16/19
...
excitant bat shit crazy home wrinkle
  03/16/20
...
Lavender vivacious brunch
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
...
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/26/16
...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  03/28/16
...
Tantric New Version
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
beady-eyed french chef
  01/26/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Lavender vivacious brunch
  01/26/16
...
aqua aromatic space
  10/24/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
racy flushed place of business
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Galvanic thirsty ticket booth weed whacker
  04/04/16
...
pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
*applause*
erotic church
  10/27/17
...
Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal
  09/26/21
...
spectacular sanctuary windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
stirring location
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac Mother
  01/26/16
...
mint boiling water spot
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Describe
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
...
mint boiling water spot
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Insane Stage
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
Fuck
Insane Stage
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/26/16
cq's!
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
brass stead
  03/19/20
...
pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
180 ocher resort trump supporter
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/26/16
except for your autism
poppy box office really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
...
Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
mint boiling water spot
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
LOL fair
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Angry gunner parlor
  01/23/17
...
pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
...
Laughsome cheese-eating locale twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
federal walnut kitty cat theater stage
  01/26/16
underrated
aqua aromatic space
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...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
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...
blue blood rage
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
soggy onyx indian lodge ape
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...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
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...
stirring location
  01/26/16
jfc
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
...
massive heaven idiot
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
stirring location
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
do u love it
stirring location
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
volcanic crater bawdyhouse
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
insecure khaki nibblets
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Godawful Native Azn
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
electric seedy center party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Insane Stage
  01/26/16
...
Lavender vivacious brunch
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
mint boiling water spot
  01/26/16
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate
  01/26/16
JFC
Sick Gay Wizard
  01/26/16
180
Umber abusive athletic conference senate
  01/26/16
...
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Insane Stage
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
Godawful Native Azn
  01/26/16
...
Godawful Native Azn
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
180 twist
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
THIS
racy flushed place of business
  01/26/16
...
Sable
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
irate arousing cruise ship
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
irate arousing cruise ship
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
mischievous painfully honest voyeur
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Fighting reading party dog poop
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
hateful faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
fucking damn
electric seedy center party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
provocative cumskin
  01/26/16
180
naked flickering pervert
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Awkward Set
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/27/16
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Red property round eye
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Arrogant primrose elastic band
  05/19/16
repost please
Awkward Set
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Arrogant primrose elastic band
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
insecure khaki nibblets
  01/26/16
tyft brother
racy flushed place of business
  01/26/16
...
stirring location
  01/26/16
...
Useless talented telephone
  01/27/16
180.
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  01/27/16
...
Sable
  01/29/16
...
Domesticated Cocky Private Investor
  01/31/16
...
stirring location
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Kitty
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brave
Topaz cuckold institution
  02/03/16
...
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  02/22/16
...
stirring location
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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  02/22/16
...
Awkward Set
  03/08/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  09/27/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  03/04/16
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  04/04/16
...
Territorial rigor
  04/04/16
cr
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  04/20/16
...
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  05/11/16
...
stirring location
  05/11/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  06/17/16
...
pisswyrm
  09/27/16
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Fighting reading party dog poop
  10/24/16
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Arrogant primrose elastic band
  10/24/16
...
Domesticated Cocky Private Investor
  10/27/16
...
mahogany boistinker
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Topaz cuckold institution
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
abnormal
  01/23/17
... ...
spectacular sanctuary windowlicker
  01/23/17
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  07/08/17
Lol
grizzly alcoholic regret
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
azure coffee pot
  01/16/19
...
Lavender vivacious brunch
  02/11/17
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  03/13/17
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  03/15/17
...
pea-brained garrison
  03/15/17
...
Domesticated Cocky Private Investor
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
international law enforcement agency
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Apoplectic Alpha
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
brass stead
  06/01/17
...
Autistic mewling crotch keepsake machete
  06/01/17
...
contagious insanely creepy useless brakes
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Disturbing hairy legs
  06/13/17
...
brass stead
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Hilarious masturbator
  07/08/17
...
lilac mental disorder
  08/18/17
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  09/25/17
...
Insane Stage
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  10/27/17
...
glittery preventive strike
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
mauve
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Topaz cuckold institution
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
mauve
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
mahogany boistinker
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Overrated Sex Offender
  05/24/18
...
Useless talented telephone
  07/25/18
...
Insane Stage
  05/17/18
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
scarlet impertinent scourge upon the earth
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Topaz cuckold institution
  07/25/18
...
Comical House
  07/25/18
...
Insane Stage
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/16/19
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
azure coffee pot
  01/16/19
Jfc
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
snowy pozpig
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
irate arousing cruise ship
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
pink
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
pink
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
pink
  01/17/19
...
Insane Stage
  04/08/19
...
dead marketing idea
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
glittery preventive strike
  04/09/19
...
pink
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
pink
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Topaz cuckold institution
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
bistre
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Topaz cuckold institution
  06/03/19
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Chartreuse Laser Beams
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
pink
  06/03/19
...
Lavender vivacious brunch
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
pink
  08/08/19
...
pink
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
misunderstood brethren giraffe
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Hot police squad potus
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
misunderstood brethren giraffe
  08/12/19
...
misunderstood brethren giraffe
  03/16/20
...
death wish
  02/02/20
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  03/14/20
...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  03/16/20
...
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  09/30/20
...
faggotry
  08/27/21
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  09/13/21
...
Geriatric indigo tank business firm
  09/26/21
...
Jet Selfie
  10/11/21
...
Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal
  10/11/21
bump
razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry
  03/12/22
...
Carnelian plaza queen of the night
  01/05/23
...
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
digit ratio
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
nubile
  10/13/23
...
Topaz cuckold institution
  01/03/24
...
Insane Stage
  08/09/24
...
exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Dashing violent karate

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: aqua aromatic space

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: sooty halford

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring field



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Author: dun hall degenerate



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Author: dun hall degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Irradiated area

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Boyish Puppy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Magenta vengeful partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: maniacal charismatic church building boltzmann

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: appetizing lay

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: nighttime people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: electric seedy center party of the first part

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: wonderful incel psychic



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: wonderful incel psychic

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bateful corn cake toaster

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: stirring location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing lay

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Odious nudist philosopher-king theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Irradiated area

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Irradiated area

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: stirring location



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Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



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Author: Territorial rigor



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Author: electric seedy center party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: indecent shimmering lodge gaming laptop

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling garnet school chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready slate liquid oxygen nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Magenta vengeful partner



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Author: provocative cumskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate



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Author: dull pontificating macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: deranged stimulating sound barrier market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maize lascivious library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Awkward Set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: wonderful incel psychic



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680420)



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Author: Angry gunner parlor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate



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Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive



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Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: sooty halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: electric seedy center party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: rusted black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Violent razzle pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681911)



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Author: iridescent frisky office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Dashing violent karate

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: stirring location



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: cracking therapy

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: gay haunting address hunting ground

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: bipolar multi-colored state immigrant



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: self-absorbed whorehouse

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Red property round eye

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Red property round eye

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brindle Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: trip gas station jap

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse Laser Beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Kitchen Becky

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Claret Tripping School Cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy black locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Exciting deep hell



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: sadistic puce nowag temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Private Investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Passionate dilemma

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: brass stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Pale hyperventilating menage turdskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Territorial rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: white supple deer antler chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant stage antidepressant drug

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: vigorous citrine trust fund meetinghouse

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Maroon gaped hominid messiness

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: idiotic flirting candlestick maker principal's office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: glittery preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Tan shrine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: yellow frum organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: wild parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Tantric New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: curious cyan abode mad cow disease

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: amethyst cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: poppy box office really tough guy

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: coiffed filthy haunted graveyard

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: provocative cumskin

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Awkward Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: frozen light knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Awkward Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: self-centered histrionic rehab

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Boyish Puppy

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Ebony forum travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: brass stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary windowlicker

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Impressive heady legal warrant point

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: racy flushed place of business

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy casino toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Dashing violent karate

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bipolar multi-colored state immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant fanboi range

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: drunken canary trailer park half-breed

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: bipolar multi-colored state immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: excitant bat shit crazy home wrinkle

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: self-centered histrionic rehab

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: thriller fishy tattoo love of her life

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible corner dragon

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary windowlicker

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: gay haunting address hunting ground

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Mentally impaired rambunctious hospital gaping

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: high-end hairraiser community account

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: cerebral stock car electric furnace

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: brass stead

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Site Ladyboy

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: poppy box office really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: spruce orchestra pit

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: spruce orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Laughsome cheese-eating locale twinkling uncleanness

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Dashing violent karate

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: stirring location

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: sepia national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: excitant bat shit crazy home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Tantric New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed french chef

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: aqua aromatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: racy flushed place of business

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Galvanic thirsty ticket booth weed whacker

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: erotic church

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: stirring location

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Insane Stage

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Insane Stage

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: brass stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: 180 ocher resort trump supporter

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: poppy box office really tough guy

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Bearded razzle-dazzle pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Angry gunner parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome cheese-eating locale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: federal walnut kitty cat theater stage

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aqua aromatic space

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: blue blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: soggy onyx indian lodge ape

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  massive heaven idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: stirring location

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: stirring location

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  volcanic crater bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: insecure khaki nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  Godawful Native Azn

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: electric seedy center party of the first part

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: mint boiling water spot

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Greedy Big Step-uncle's House Doctorate

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Sick Gay Wizard

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Umber abusive athletic conference senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Insane Stage

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  Godawful Native Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Godawful Native Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: racy flushed place of business

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Sable



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: irate arousing cruise ship

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: irate arousing cruise ship

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest voyeur

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza depressive

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Underhanded Friendly Grandma Associate

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  hateful faggot firefighter

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: electric seedy center party of the first part

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: provocative cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: naked flickering pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Awkward Set

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Red property round eye

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Arrogant primrose elastic band

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Awkward Set

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Transparent Submissive Stag Film Hissy Fit

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Arrogant primrose elastic band

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: insecure khaki nibblets

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: racy flushed place of business

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Sable



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Kitty

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic regret

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Awkward Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Territorial rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Fighting reading party dog poop

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Arrogant primrose elastic band

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  mahogany boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  abnormal

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary windowlicker

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic regret

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: azure coffee pot

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Domesticated Cocky Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  international law enforcement agency

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Apoplectic Alpha

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: brass stead

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Autistic mewling crotch keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Disturbing hairy legs

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: brass stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Hilarious masturbator

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: lilac mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: glittery preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: mauve

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: mauve

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  mahogany boistinker

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Overrated Sex Offender

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Useless talented telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet impertinent scourge upon the earth

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Comical House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: azure coffee pot

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  snowy pozpig

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: irate arousing cruise ship

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: pink

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: pink

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: pink

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  dead marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: glittery preventive strike

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: pink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: pink

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  bistre

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Laser Beams

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: pink

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Lavender vivacious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: pink

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: pink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: misunderstood brethren giraffe

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Hot police squad potus

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: misunderstood brethren giraffe

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: misunderstood brethren giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Geriatric indigo tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  Jet Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Ruddy kink-friendly den sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz slap-happy headpube dingle berry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  digit ratio

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  nubile

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Topaz cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Insane Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: exhilarant mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...#49548061)