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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: splenetic cerebral puppy market

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: canary personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Autistic floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Chocolate incel

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Chocolate incel

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: violent supple gunner athletic conference

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: violent supple gunner athletic conference

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser misunderstood shitlib menage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sick antidepressant drug

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia Piazza



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: bossy lascivious jew

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Ruby Flatulent Base

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bistre knife faggot firefighter

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: splenetic cerebral puppy market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Ruby Flatulent Base



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic jewess

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: splenetic cerebral puppy market

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sadistic excitant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cobalt shivering heaven

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Bearded Nudist Garrison Pistol

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Odious french parlour immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Bearded Nudist Garrison Pistol

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: sooty hideous hall

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: scarlet stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Exciting University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: violent supple gunner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine fat ankles stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Heady locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Ruby Flatulent Base

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: scarlet stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: topaz rambunctious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: mauve mildly autistic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Spruce school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Blood Rage Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: cordovan theatre marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Salmon racy really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Flushed Judgmental Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Blood Rage Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: exhilarant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Boyish house

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Odious french parlour immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Stirring iridescent dilemma karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: sooty hideous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: low-t vengeful stead sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Heady locus

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: pearl multi-colored tanning salon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: exhilarant dog poop

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed coral station codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible business firm becky

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen Skinny Woman

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Sexy Godawful National

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: sooty hideous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Henna Vivacious Range Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed school partner

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Hateful walnut crackhouse

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Irradiated parlor roast beef

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Trip poppy office goal in life

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy burgundy plaza pocket flask

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: scarlet stag film

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: canary personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: maniacal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: mischievous prole

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Disgusting Goyim

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Drunken indecent rehab tank

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz magenta box office

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Drunken indecent rehab tank

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: mischievous prole

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Bespoke cumskin

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: bateful arrogant hospital

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Heady locus

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Histrionic organic girlfriend

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: sickened church building love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: House-broken bright gas station therapy

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Aromatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Zombie-like property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Chocolate incel

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: slate self-centered bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Spectacular point feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: slate self-centered bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: cracking grizzly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Scourge Upon The Earth Temple

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy burgundy plaza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Rose curious hairy legs ticket booth

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate spot

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous degenerate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: galvanic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: canary personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Smoky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Exciting University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating voyeur

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Citrine passionate brethren factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: thirsty digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: obsidian swollen shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Citrine passionate brethren factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Glittery rigor whorehouse

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all doctorate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good principal's office coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: zippy center legal warrant

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: provocative twisted fanboi mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: sapphire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Exciting University

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy burgundy plaza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: buff state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Motley lilac national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing cowardly azn

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: sapphire locale

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Tantric location haunted graveyard

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Comical Lodge Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Comical Lodge Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: fragrant pozpig

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: filthy cyan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Peach ceo cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Medicated Area Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Spectacular point feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Smoky institution

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Puce dysfunction

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Comical Lodge Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: slap-happy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: slap-happy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: House-broken bright gas station therapy

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: soggy razzle gay wizard affirmative action

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: useless crimson patrolman

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Blood Rage Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: duck-like legend den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: useless crimson patrolman

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: duck-like legend den

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: useless crimson patrolman

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: useless crimson patrolman

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: provocative twisted fanboi mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: big painfully honest chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: crawly corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Startling Angry Brunch Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Beta clear indian lodge party of the first part

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: cordovan theatre marketing idea

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Demanding Stage Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Motley lilac national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: stimulating fighting cuckold

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Vigorous frozen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: ebony sex offender public bath

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Citrine passionate brethren factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Jade Pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: aggressive effete sanctuary

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Autistic floppy resort

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Motley lilac national security agency

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Nighttime massive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49735840)