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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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shimmering abode doctorate
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holy fuck
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Frisky Sneaky Criminal International Law Enforcement Agency
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Happy Monday!
shimmering abode doctorate
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electric internal respiration temple
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thriller opaque menage dysfunction
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Swollen twinkling uncleanness jewess
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Pink range
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greened.com, actually
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stimulating locus
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motley box office
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Jfc
Indigo dingle berry
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster
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COLE HAAN
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Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs
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Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster
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Very Tactful Institution Immigrant
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
bat shit crazy halford
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
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electric internal respiration temple
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Patty Klotz
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titillating queen of the night garrison
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Doug is not a meme.
Yellow Irate Address
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Primrose church building
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Primrose church building
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http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
federal bipolar main people
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90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
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Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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shimmering abode doctorate
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster
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heady canary round eye
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jfc this thread is toxic
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
galvanic becky
  05/22/17
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
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Primrose church building
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titillating queen of the night garrison
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
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dull ladyboy
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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federal bipolar main people
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Curious abnormal hall
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razzle-dazzle clown
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
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Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs
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Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Cobalt space
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: electric internal respiration temple

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Exciting hateful resort



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Frisky Sneaky Criminal International Law Enforcement Agency

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: electric internal respiration temple



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: thriller opaque menage dysfunction



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible haunting theater mexican

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Swollen twinkling uncleanness jewess



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Pink range



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Bateful Brunch

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: stimulating locus



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Cobalt space



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: contagious nursing home lettuce



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: motley box office



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Indigo dingle berry

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible haunting theater mexican



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Very Tactful Institution Immigrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy halford

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: electric internal respiration temple



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: thriller opaque menage dysfunction



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: hairraiser pervert



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: amber corner legend



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: white organic girlfriend plaza



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Red church



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Primrose church building



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Dashing self-centered affirmative action hominid

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: titillating queen of the night garrison



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: arousing dopamine sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: amethyst low-t location sex offender



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Yellow Irate Address

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Primrose church building

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Primrose church building

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: federal bipolar main people

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: indecent misunderstood puppy casino

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: soggy silver black woman

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: soggy silver black woman

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: trip snowy french chef fat ankles

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring carmine stage codepig



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Curious abnormal hall



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring carmine stage codepig



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: heady canary round eye



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Orchid bawdyhouse

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: galvanic becky

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: trip snowy french chef fat ankles

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: arrogant massive public bath chad

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Curious abnormal hall



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Primrose church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: titillating queen of the night garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: dull ladyboy



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Piazza Goyim



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: federal bipolar main people



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: indecent misunderstood puppy casino



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Glittery water buffalo



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: cracking slate stage wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: thriller opaque menage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Insecure property feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Indigo dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible haunting theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Swollen twinkling uncleanness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: federal bipolar main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Curious abnormal hall

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Primrose church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: bisexual ruddy whorehouse

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Dashing self-centered affirmative action hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Bright spot

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: titillating queen of the night garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling autistic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: duck-like vivacious indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: boyish persian volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Crystalline Laughsome Principal's Office Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Talking Translucent Tanning Salon Stain

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Cobalt space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Unhinged love of her life

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful orchestra pit toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: shimmering abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864497)