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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
federal dysfunction
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passionate deer antler business firm
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Disgusting sienna garrison stain
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
passionate deer antler business firm
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
frozen library
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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drunken rehab brethren
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
federal dysfunction
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Disgusting sienna garrison stain
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
drunken rehab brethren
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
drunken rehab brethren
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
drunken rehab brethren
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
drunken rehab brethren
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
drunken rehab brethren
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
federal dysfunction
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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heady crotch hominid
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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federal dysfunction
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Black Stirring Mediation
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
buff provocative menage
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Diverse masturbator ceo
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Black Stirring Mediation
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lol johnsmeyer
idiotic toilet seat
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
very tactful spectacular newt
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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crystalline lascivious halford
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: passionate deer antler business firm



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Disgusting sienna garrison stain

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: passionate deer antler business firm

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: frozen library

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: harsh vigorous background story

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Comical red pozpig coldplay fan



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Orchestra Pit Cuckold



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Confused burgundy property gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Umber stag film



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: very tactful spectacular newt

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Vengeful house



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac space doctorate



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Vengeful house



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: multi-colored flickering athletic conference

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Comical red pozpig coldplay fan



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Purple mind-boggling indirect expression



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Vengeful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Lake legal warrant

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Electric Toaster



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Orchestra Pit Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Disgusting sienna garrison stain

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: drunken rehab brethren

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: heady crotch hominid

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: heady crotch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive institution milk

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: federal dysfunction



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Pink yarmulke

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Black Stirring Mediation



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: buff provocative menage

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Godawful Dilemma Pisswyrm

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Diverse masturbator ceo



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Black Stirring Mediation

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: idiotic toilet seat

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: very tactful spectacular newt

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: harsh vigorous background story

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Olive hissy fit

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: drunken rehab brethren



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive institution milk

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: crystalline lascivious halford



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: federal dysfunction

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
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