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yapping fluffy rigor
  07/02/19
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yapping fluffy rigor
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
yapping fluffy rigor
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
useless indirect expression community account
  12/20/20
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flushed drunken hairy legs
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
bateful narrow-minded principal's office
  08/21/19
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Irradiated Hospital Kitty
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Swashbuckling violet nursing home
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
excitant ultramarine parlor
  08/21/19
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Amethyst den generalized bond
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
low-t wrinkle
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
bateful narrow-minded principal's office
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
excitant ultramarine parlor
  08/21/19
emergency money
bateful narrow-minded principal's office
  08/21/19
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unholy exhilarant azn
  09/01/19
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topaz up-to-no-good orchestra pit
  03/06/20
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topaz up-to-no-good orchestra pit
  09/10/21
hehe
Lavender Electric Knife
  09/13/25
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useless indirect expression community account
  09/13/25
You’re poor
blathering galvanic trump supporter legal warrant
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
aphrodisiac voyeur ceo
  09/01/19
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unholy exhilarant azn
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Swashbuckling violet nursing home
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
yapping fluffy rigor
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Amethyst den generalized bond
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
yapping fluffy rigor
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Buff corner jap
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
yapping fluffy rigor
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
racy internal respiration locus
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
snowy stimulating piazza partner
  09/10/21
great thread
fuchsia church building pocket flask
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
yapping fluffy rigor
  04/10/23
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flushed drunken hairy legs
  04/10/23
i love men
fuchsia church building pocket flask
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
yapping fluffy rigor
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
aphrodisiac voyeur ceo
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Magenta domesticated patrolman
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
yapping fluffy rigor
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
yapping fluffy rigor
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
yapping fluffy rigor
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: useless indirect expression community account

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: flushed drunken hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: bateful narrow-minded principal's office

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Hospital Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling violet nursing home

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: excitant ultramarine parlor

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Amethyst den generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: low-t wrinkle

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: bateful narrow-minded principal's office

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: excitant ultramarine parlor

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: bateful narrow-minded principal's office

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: unholy exhilarant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: topaz up-to-no-good orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: topaz up-to-no-good orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Lavender Electric Knife

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: useless indirect expression community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: blathering galvanic trump supporter legal warrant

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur ceo

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: unholy exhilarant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling violet nursing home

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Amethyst den generalized bond

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Buff corner jap

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: racy internal respiration locus

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: snowy stimulating piazza partner

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: fuchsia church building pocket flask

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: flushed drunken hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: fuchsia church building pocket flask

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur ceo

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Magenta domesticated patrolman

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: yapping fluffy rigor

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...#50149638)