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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
hilarious theatre
  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
aquamarine supple sanctuary striped hyena
  05/07/22
4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you ...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
Snowy Glittery Nibblets National Security Agency
  05/07/22
Lmao flame?
Diverse dull french chef gay wizard
  05/07/22
100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
Diverse dull french chef gay wizard
  05/07/22
lmfao this earth is so gay
honey-headed pontificating boistinker
  05/07/22
pic or flame
Aphrodisiac onyx newt
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
Aphrodisiac onyx newt
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
honey-headed pontificating boistinker
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
Cobalt pisswyrm
  05/07/22
lmfao stupid goy
spectacular incel
  05/07/22
lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
narrow-minded indirect expression idiot
  05/07/22
If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accou...
spectacular incel
  05/07/22
They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
hilarious theatre
  05/08/22
Fuck those kikes
Lascivious buff dopamine
  05/15/22
...
house-broken halford
  05/07/22
https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your hou...
laughsome opaque depressive faggotry
  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
...
judgmental ape stag film
  05/07/22
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/11/26
return it
Jet-lagged carmine church building
  05/07/22
just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then...
Navy wild boltzmann
  05/07/22
I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
Adventurous maroon hospital electric furnace
  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
dashing principal's office
  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
...
Lascivious buff dopamine
  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
High-end goal in life
  05/07/22
It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire ...
soul-stirring silver center
  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
spectacular incel
  05/07/22
Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
frozen multi-billionaire mad cow disease
  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
narrow-minded indirect expression idiot
  05/07/22
They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of...
frozen multi-billionaire mad cow disease
  05/07/22
I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby
Lascivious buff dopamine
  05/15/22
Mint condition? Jk. Fuck these companies
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
Vengeful cerebral kitchen
  05/07/22
Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
Burying the lede - how the fuck is it $3,700?
Startled Spot
  05/07/22
Putin
drab low-t market twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/22
Our choices were limited.
Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife
  05/07/22
It’s over
Yellow Station
  05/07/22
Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast ...
drab low-t market twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/22
Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulat...
180 half-breed parlor
  05/07/22
This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks ...
arousing messiness
  05/07/22
Always
180 half-breed parlor
  05/07/22
the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot
claret codepig
  05/07/22
Mine identifies as a sink.
Lascivious buff dopamine
  05/15/22
...
spectacular incel
  05/15/22


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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: aquamarine supple sanctuary striped hyena

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Snowy Glittery Nibblets National Security Agency

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: Diverse dull french chef gay wizard

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Diverse dull french chef gay wizard

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: honey-headed pontificating boistinker

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac onyx newt

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac onyx newt

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: honey-headed pontificating boistinker

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Cobalt pisswyrm

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: spectacular incel

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded indirect expression idiot

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: spectacular incel

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: hilarious theatre

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Lascivious buff dopamine

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: house-broken halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471330)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: laughsome opaque depressive faggotry

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: judgmental ape stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#49663115)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged carmine church building

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Navy wild boltzmann

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon hospital electric furnace

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: dashing principal's office

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Lascivious buff dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517494)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: High-end goal in life

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring silver center

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: spectacular incel

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: frozen multi-billionaire mad cow disease

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded indirect expression idiot

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: frozen multi-billionaire mad cow disease

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: Lascivious buff dopamine

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: Vengeful cerebral kitchen

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: Startled Spot

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: drab low-t market twinkling uncleanness

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine histrionic shitlib knife

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Yellow Station

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: drab low-t market twinkling uncleanness

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: 180 half-breed parlor

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: arousing messiness

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: 180 half-breed parlor

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: claret codepig

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: Lascivious buff dopamine

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: spectacular incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2...#44517455)