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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Scarlet cerebral school cafeteria
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Bespoke Candlestick Maker
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Bistre field
  09/22/23
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stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete
  09/22/23
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Laughsome crystalline factory reset button nursing home
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
brindle corner nibblets
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
jet trailer park
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Curious brethren set
  09/22/23
Yes
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
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mauve coffee pot goyim
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harsh center
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Laughsome crystalline factory reset button nursing home
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harsh center
  09/27/23
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stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Red fragrant jap
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
harsh center
  09/22/23
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Twinkling heaven
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
sexy amethyst national kitty cat
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
wonderful stag film
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness People Who Are Hurt
  09/22/23
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stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Big Haunted Graveyard Yarmulke
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Bespoke Candlestick Maker
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Big Haunted Graveyard Yarmulke
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness People Who Are Hurt
  09/27/23
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stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Angry lodge
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Angry lodge
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Angry lodge
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Translucent self-centered roommate
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
pearly arousing institution community account
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Cowardly dull circlehead
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
pearly arousing institution community account
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
stirring crackhouse reading party
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
marvelous cumskin lay
  09/27/23
Ungh
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marvelous cumskin lay
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stirring crackhouse reading party
  10/01/23
Yes
Tan aphrodisiac old irish cottage home
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
trip costumed deer antler multi-billionaire
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Scarlet cerebral school cafeteria

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Bistre field

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: thirsty faggot firefighter keepsake machete

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome crystalline factory reset button nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: brindle corner nibblets

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: jet trailer park

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Curious brethren set

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: mauve coffee pot goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: magenta flirting dysfunction sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: harsh center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome crystalline factory reset button nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: harsh center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: ruddy friendly grandma box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Lime boyish affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Red fragrant jap

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: harsh center

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Twinkling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: sexy amethyst national kitty cat

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: wonderful stag film

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness People Who Are Hurt

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Big Haunted Graveyard Yarmulke

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Candlestick Maker

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Big Haunted Graveyard Yarmulke

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness People Who Are Hurt

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Angry lodge

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Angry lodge

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Angry lodge

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Translucent self-centered roommate

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: pearly arousing institution community account

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Cowardly dull circlehead

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: pearly arousing institution community account

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: marvelous cumskin lay

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Useless Brakes Elastic Band

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: marvelous cumskin lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Tan aphrodisiac old irish cottage home

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: trip costumed deer antler multi-billionaire

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...#49894111)