\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Drab French Chef
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Laughsome Iridescent State Friendly Grandma
  03/02/24
...
stirring saffron pozpig
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Excitant stain
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Drab French Chef
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Excitant stain
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Drab French Chef
  03/02/24
lmao
Rambunctious Mint Senate Internal Respiration
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
cocky goyim
  03/03/24
...
Aphrodisiac hateful son of senegal
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Pearl Kitchen
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Alcoholic nubile quadroon
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Alcoholic nubile quadroon
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
snowy theatre
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Blathering orchestra pit mexican
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Rusted sadistic tanning salon coffee pot
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Disrespectful cruise ship milk
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Vermilion unhinged alpha site
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Crimson ungodly locale
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
vibrant school
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
ruddy violent halford
  03/02/24
...
bateful plaza
  03/02/24
...
Buck-toothed fantasy-prone shrine yarmulke
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
bateful plaza
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Buck-toothed fantasy-prone shrine yarmulke
  03/02/24
...
Rambunctious Mint Senate Internal Respiration
  03/03/24
...
Indigo Histrionic Dilemma Round Eye
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
impressive cuck international law enforcement agency
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Yellow nursing home
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Yellow nursing home
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
twinkling national affirmative action
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Excitant stain
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
mildly autistic center
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
titillating thirsty church building old irish cottage
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
racy chestnut business firm
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
charcoal vengeful public bath
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Disrespectful cruise ship milk
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Blathering orchestra pit mexican
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
vibrant school
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
snowy theatre
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
vibrant school
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
medicated masturbator lodge
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Razzle Space Azn
  03/03/24
"shit"
Crimson ungodly locale
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
irate circlehead parlor
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
disturbing university
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Canary Frum Gas Station
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
passionate peach becky fat ankles
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Razzle Space Azn
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Opaque Faggotry
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
pink vivacious stead
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
odious roommate
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Low-t locus bbw
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Underhanded theater messiness
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Alcoholic nubile quadroon
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Pearl Kitchen
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Razzle Space Azn
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
house-broken hairraiser party of the first part
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
house-broken hairraiser party of the first part
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/11/24
...
amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
snowy theatre
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
chest-beating double fault
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
vibrant school
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
vibrant school
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Vermilion unhinged alpha site
  03/11/24
...
chest-beating double fault
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
house-broken hairraiser party of the first part
  03/11/24
120
Adventurous brindle crackhouse incel
  03/11/24
...
Aphrodisiac hateful son of senegal
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/12/24
...
Magenta Exhilarant Casino Potus
  03/12/24
...
amethyst tantric set
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Disrespectful cruise ship milk
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
electric chrome hospital
  03/13/24
...
Sexy dingle berry chapel
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
walnut meetinghouse
  03/13/24
...
stirring saffron pozpig
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
electric chrome hospital
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
chest-beating double fault
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Emerald exciting sound barrier ticket booth
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Opaque Faggotry
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
pink vivacious stead
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Underhanded theater messiness
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Sexy dingle berry chapel
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Blathering orchestra pit mexican
  03/13/24
...
wonderful trailer park tank
  03/13/24
...
navy roast beef
  03/14/24
...
Motley hall goal in life
  03/14/24
...
amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
arousing out-of-control weed whacker queen of the night
  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
Disrespectful cruise ship milk
  03/13/24
...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
electric chrome hospital
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
razzmatazz lavender reading party
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Blathering orchestra pit mexican
  03/16/24
...
idiotic area
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
cerebral umber box office legend
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
stirring saffron pozpig
  03/16/24
...
amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
Fighting temple
  03/16/24
...
Brilliant Immigrant Corner
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
fishy giraffe
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Diverse plum forum multi-billionaire
  03/16/24
...
snowy theatre
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
pink vivacious stead
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Filthy Whorehouse Indirect Expression
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Magenta Exhilarant Casino Potus
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
vigorous pit
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
walnut meetinghouse
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
house-broken hairraiser party of the first part
  03/17/24
Lucky
Fragrant Outnumbered Step-uncle's House
  03/17/24
...
sensitive to ugliness
  12/28/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457394)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Drab French Chef

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457395)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Iridescent State Friendly Grandma

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457412)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: stirring saffron pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490564)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Excitant stain

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457425)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Drab French Chef

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457461)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Excitant stain

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457492)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Drab French Chef

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457543)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious Mint Senate Internal Respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457856)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: cocky goyim

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458473)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459455)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Pearl Kitchen

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457396)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457398)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic nubile quadroon

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457430)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457438)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic nubile quadroon

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: snowy theatre

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458318)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit mexican

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458527)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Rusted sadistic tanning salon coffee pot

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458538)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship milk

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458539)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Vermilion unhinged alpha site

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459453)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly locale

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: vibrant school

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484631)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: ruddy violent halford

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457402)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bateful plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457429)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed fantasy-prone shrine yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457477)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: bateful plaza

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457525)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed fantasy-prone shrine yarmulke

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457529)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Rambunctious Mint Senate Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Indigo Histrionic Dilemma Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: impressive cuck international law enforcement agency

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457418)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457422)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Yellow nursing home

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457426)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457428)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Yellow nursing home

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457423)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: twinkling national affirmative action

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457424)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Excitant stain

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457427)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457449)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic center

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457432)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457436)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: titillating thirsty church building old irish cottage

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457480)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: racy chestnut business firm

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457489)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457496)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: charcoal vengeful public bath

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457502)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship milk

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457536)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit mexican

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: vibrant school

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457545)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: snowy theatre

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457569)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant school

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: medicated masturbator lodge

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457598)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle Space Azn

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458514)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly locale

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484602)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: irate circlehead parlor

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458124)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: disturbing university

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458509)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Canary Frum Gas Station

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458512)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: passionate peach becky fat ankles

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458607)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle Space Azn

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458692)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Opaque Faggotry

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458624)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: pink vivacious stead

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: odious roommate

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459470)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Low-t locus bbw

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459476)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460304)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Underhanded theater messiness

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460354)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460393)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic nubile quadroon

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460359)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460394)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Pearl Kitchen

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460554)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle Space Azn

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: house-broken hairraiser party of the first part

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460561)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460567)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: house-broken hairraiser party of the first part

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460575)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484559)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: snowy theatre

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484562)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: chest-beating double fault

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484590)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: vibrant school

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484624)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: vibrant school

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484643)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Vermilion unhinged alpha site

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484827)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: chest-beating double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490634)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: house-broken hairraiser party of the first part

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484617)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Adventurous brindle crackhouse incel

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487296)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487290)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta Exhilarant Casino Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487292)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: amethyst tantric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487643)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490544)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship milk

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490560)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: electric chrome hospital

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490575)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Sexy dingle berry chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: walnut meetinghouse

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: stirring saffron pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490901)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: electric chrome hospital

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490572)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: chest-beating double fault

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Emerald exciting sound barrier ticket booth

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492201)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Opaque Faggotry

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490913)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: pink vivacious stead

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491391)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Underhanded theater messiness

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47493456)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Sexy dingle berry chapel

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491349)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit mexican

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491411)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: wonderful trailer park tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491442)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: navy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492214)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Motley hall goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492237)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492803)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: arousing out-of-control weed whacker queen of the night

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491451)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship milk

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491466)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492131)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: electric chrome hospital

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47493423)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499015)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz lavender reading party

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499019)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit mexican

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499024)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: idiotic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499030)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: cerebral umber box office legend

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#49545069)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: stirring saffron pozpig

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499218)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: amber marvelous antidepressant drug ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499303)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Fighting temple

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499307)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Brilliant Immigrant Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499332)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: fishy giraffe

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Diverse plum forum multi-billionaire

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499581)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: snowy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499904)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: pink vivacious stead

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499964)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Filthy Whorehouse Indirect Expression

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499970)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Magenta Exhilarant Casino Potus

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500321)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: vigorous pit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500324)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: walnut meetinghouse

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500366)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: house-broken hairraiser party of the first part

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500440)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Fragrant Outnumbered Step-uncle's House

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500386)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#49545077)