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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Burgundy Offensive Police Squad
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Self-centered faggotry psychic
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Burgundy Offensive Police Squad
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Unhinged heaven depressive
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Burgundy Offensive Police Squad
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Motley Office Boltzmann
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
salmon spectacular electric furnace
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Motley Office Boltzmann
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this thread just got like 10 times better
infuriating big windowlicker hunting ground
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Massive thriller roast beef
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
Motley Office Boltzmann
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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  03/03/24
I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
dashing aquamarine public bath codepig
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Chest-beating rehab
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
bearded home
  03/04/24
great thread
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Police Squad

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Self-centered faggotry psychic

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Police Squad

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Self-centered faggotry psychic

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Unhinged heaven depressive



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: cerebral nubile nursing home cuckoldry

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Orange Associate



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Police Squad



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Aromatic trust fund indian lodge



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Chestnut Hall Potus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Unhinged heaven depressive



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Henna really tough guy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Bespoke Buff Striped Hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy state

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Police Squad

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Motley Office Boltzmann

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: salmon spectacular electric furnace

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Offensive Police Squad

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Flirting cuckold station

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: nighttime blathering address



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: infuriating big windowlicker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Henna really tough guy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Chest-beating rehab



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: pale fluffy death wish



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: crimson hot prole

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Motley Office Boltzmann

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Unhinged heaven depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: cracking parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Lascivious carmine whorehouse

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: mint sick den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Flickering site

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Motley Office Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: infuriating big windowlicker hunting ground

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Massive thriller roast beef

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Motley Office Boltzmann

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Market

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: odious bronze native gaping

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Mental Disorder

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon mother

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Unhinged heaven depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: titillating macaca regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: infuriating big windowlicker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Henna really tough guy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: bearded home



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Bespoke Buff Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Vibrant Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: walnut crotch digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic hyperactive sandwich pisswyrm

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Market



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: odious bronze native gaping

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Lime ceo

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: scarlet nowag foreskin

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: dashing aquamarine public bath codepig

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Chest-beating rehab

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: bearded home

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Bespoke Buff Striped Hyena

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Motley Office Boltzmann

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: infuriating big windowlicker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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