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Do biglaw people still fuck at the office?

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a wee...
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/28/24
bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in t...
Jet hairraiser stead
  05/28/24
That wasn’t biglaw fyi
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/28/24
the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.
Jet hairraiser stead
  05/28/24
unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh
fragrant gay friendly grandma parlor
  05/30/24
...
provocative brunch
  05/28/24
I did this once with an admin, was fun.
Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria
  05/28/24
B&T goddess?
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/29/24
She was in litigation support.
Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria
  05/30/24
Dominican?
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/30/24
no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices
painfully honest idea he suggested
  05/28/24
Cr, all that testosterone…
provocative brunch
  05/28/24
...
Medicated meetinghouse cuckold
  05/29/24
All nighter fun
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/28/24
damn
Titillating Den Boltzmann
  05/28/24
hooknose
bateful dingle berry
  05/28/24
it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an em...
Multi-colored Pearly Laser Beams Gaping
  05/28/24
Weekends were the best
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/28/24
I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had s...
dark jew
  05/30/24
alpha
drab internet-worthy lodge
  05/30/24
lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Pa...
Brass Church Building Puppy
  05/30/24
...
irradiated kitchen
  05/30/24
I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a jun...
Pink aromatic pistol theater stage
  05/30/24
Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish ...
Multi-colored Pearly Laser Beams Gaping
  05/30/24
We finished the job *many* times but never in the office. ...
Pink aromatic pistol theater stage
  05/30/24
So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 20...
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  05/30/24
did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR giv...
Nudist Resort Dog Poop
  05/31/24
it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA
fragrant gay friendly grandma parlor
  05/30/24
when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older...
beady-eyed public bath filthpig
  05/30/24
Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also va...
Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria
  05/30/24
fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway....
beady-eyed public bath filthpig
  05/31/24
a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals...
Concupiscible Useless Brakes
  06/03/24
...
irradiated kitchen
  05/30/24
LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicappe...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  05/08/26


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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a week in, seems to never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699503)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser stead

bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in the firm are standard in biglaw although i think he was a private eye or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699517)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

That wasn’t biglaw fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699530)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser stead

the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699537)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: fragrant gay friendly grandma parlor

unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702809)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: provocative brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699539)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria

I did this once with an admin, was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699542)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

B&T goddess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47701956)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria

She was in litigation support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702745)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

Dominican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706000)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: painfully honest idea he suggested

no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699544)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: provocative brunch

Cr, all that testosterone…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699545)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Medicated meetinghouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699673)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

All nighter fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699554)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Titillating Den Boltzmann

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699558)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: bateful dingle berry

hooknose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699568)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pearly Laser Beams Gaping

it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an empty office on a friday when nobody is in and there is no chance of being "caught". May as well just do it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699573)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

Weekends were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699593)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: dark jew

I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702754)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: drab internet-worthy lodge

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Brass Church Building Puppy

lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Partner tp is a great schtick/character that will have a ton of legs. Presumably cowgod will poast 15 threads a day just to summon you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702957)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: irradiated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706071)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: Pink aromatic pistol theater stage

I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a junior associate but nothing more. She told people and I ended up lateraling because the story followed me around. We sort of dated for almost 2 years and if she were 20% less crazy I probably would have married her.

I’ve been in biglaw for almost 20 years and have never heard even rumors of people fucking in the office. At retreats and shit like that but never at the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702793)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pearly Laser Beams Gaping

Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702857)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Pink aromatic pistol theater stage

We finished the job *many* times but never in the office.

She told people about the make out and that we were dating. She may have been engaged to get married at the end of that summer. All in all, it was not my best decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47703436)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 2008 ended all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706008)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Nudist Resort Dog Poop

did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR give you a talking to?

friend who was a second year associate made out with a summer at some "after party" at a bar following some boring firm event. HR made a big deal out of it but his supervising partner didn't give a fuck so no real consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706446)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: fragrant gay friendly grandma parlor

it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702810)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath filthpig

when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older than me) almost got fired when he was a first or second year because the firm had a summer associate event, and he fucked a summer in a booth at the bar where the event was held. managing partner at the time wanted him gone, but a huge rainmaker saved him.

this sounds unbelievable (why would someone do that, go into a fucking bathroom at least), but i know this guy very well and he doesn't make shit up. obviously, today you'd be gone and canceled no matter who took up for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702922)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Salmon well-lubricated school cafeteria

Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also vault ranking of the firm and practice area? Also what year did this happen?

For some reason good posts aren’t getting engagement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47705987)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath filthpig

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Brakes

a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals/?office=Washington%2C+D.C.

Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM

Author: david "ben" gurion

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47718089)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: irradiated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706074)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicapped bathroom yesterday. The look of guilt on their faces was priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#49874772)