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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 09/10/24 |
| cobalt aphrodisiac center | 09/10/24 |
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 09/10/24 |
| cobalt aphrodisiac center | 09/10/24 |
| razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike | 09/10/24 |
| razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike | 09/10/24 |
| multi-colored chartreuse windowlicker coffee pot | 09/10/24 |
| razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike | 09/10/24 |
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 09/10/24 |
| razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike | 09/10/24 |
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 09/10/24 |
| cobalt aphrodisiac center | 09/10/24 |
| Fighting Vivacious Locus Prole | 09/10/24 |
| ocher resort | 09/10/24 |
| cobalt aphrodisiac center | 09/10/24 |
| House-broken talking sweet tailpipe | 09/10/24 |
| Wine boyish faggot firefighter people who are hurt | 09/10/24 |
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 09/10/24 |
| Yellow cuck blood rage | 10/22/24 |
| razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike | 09/10/24 |
| Cracking Factory Reset Button Bawdyhouse | 11/26/24 |
| cruel-hearted headpube sound barrier | 03/12/26 |
| stirring heaven codepig | 10/07/24 |
| stirring heaven codepig | 10/22/24 |
| cocky chapel fortuitous meteor | 10/23/24 |
| carmine slimy boistinker garrison | 10/23/24 |
| black nubile candlestick maker jap | 11/26/24 |
| Claret trailer park | 10/23/24 |
| Mentally impaired doctorate | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: cobalt aphrodisiac center 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: cobalt aphrodisiac center in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: multi-colored chartreuse windowlicker coffee pot Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068714) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: cobalt aphrodisiac center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Fighting Vivacious Locus Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: ocher resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: cobalt aphrodisiac center I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: House-broken talking sweet tailpipe Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Wine boyish faggot firefighter people who are hurt Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Yellow cuck blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: razzle-dazzle tripping preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: cruel-hearted headpube sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: stirring heaven codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: stirring heaven codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: cocky chapel fortuitous meteor Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: carmine slimy boistinker garrison OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: black nubile candlestick maker jap The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Claret trailer park 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Mentally impaired doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736580) |