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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Slippery office
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Slippery office
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Laughsome Therapy
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Elite Telephone Circlehead
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Lascivious Twisted Persian Kitchen
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
angry menage selfie
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
motley foreskin
  09/18/24
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Mind-boggling point
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Odious violent water buffalo dopamine
  09/18/24
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Fantasy-prone Arousing Ceo
  09/19/24
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Sexy Market
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Iridescent parlor
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
indecent rambunctious useless brakes locale
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Rusted Stirring Site Police Squad
  10/04/24
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Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop
  12/20/24
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fishy meetinghouse party of the first part
  02/27/25
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Primrose field multi-billionaire
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Slippery office

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Slippery office

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Therapy

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Elite Telephone Circlehead

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Twisted Persian Kitchen

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: angry menage selfie

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: motley foreskin

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Odious violent water buffalo dopamine

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Arousing Ceo



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Sexy Market



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Iridescent parlor

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: indecent rambunctious useless brakes locale

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Rusted Stirring Site Police Squad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Sticky irradiated native gaming laptop



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fishy meetinghouse party of the first part



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Primrose field multi-billionaire



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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