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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
red soggy fanboi
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Carnelian plaza
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
red soggy fanboi
  07/26/25
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laughsome center
  07/26/25
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Indecent bateful boiling water
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Ocher Vibrant Doctorate
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
red soggy fanboi
  07/26/25
At a bar
Titillating alpha
  07/26/25
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laughsome center
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Supple school cafeteria
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Cerebral Mewling Boltzmann
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red soggy fanboi
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dashing irate weed whacker garrison
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curious gold locus pisswyrm
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Low-t Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested
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ivory foreskin station
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
stubborn dun deer antler
  07/26/25
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Carnelian plaza
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Thriller Legal Warrant Home
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
red soggy fanboi
  07/26/25
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Carnelian plaza
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Thriller Legal Warrant Home
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
laughsome center
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Wonderful partner azn
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
red soggy fanboi
  07/27/25
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orchid metal lodge milk
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Magenta floppy base
  07/26/25
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laughsome center
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
mind-boggling den
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curious gold locus pisswyrm
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
disgusting roast beef library
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dashing irate weed whacker garrison
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
olive theater stock car
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
curious gold locus pisswyrm
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
red soggy fanboi
  07/26/25
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Carnelian plaza
  07/26/25
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insane trailer park
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Carnelian plaza
  07/26/25
(who did it)
pearl striped hyena
  07/26/25
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laughsome center
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Erotic scarlet mood prole
  07/26/25
which dad tp
green new version
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Diverse crusty stead tattoo
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Indecent bateful boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Ocher Vibrant Doctorate

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Titillating alpha

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: lascivious glassy water buffalo bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Chrome multi-colored gaming laptop faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: provocative bearded theater stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: maroon geriatric piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Supple school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Mewling Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: dashing irate weed whacker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: curious gold locus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Low-t Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bearded saffron set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Heady school wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: ivory foreskin station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: stubborn dun deer antler

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Thriller Legal Warrant Home

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Thriller Legal Warrant Home

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: laughsome center

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful partner azn

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: red soggy fanboi

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: orchid metal lodge milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Magenta floppy base

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling den

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: curious gold locus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: disgusting roast beef library

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: dashing irate weed whacker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: olive theater stock car

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: curious gold locus pisswyrm

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: red soggy fanboi

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: insane trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian plaza

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pearl striped hyena

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: laughsome center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Erotic scarlet mood prole

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: green new version

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Diverse crusty stead tattoo

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134975)