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Would you rather have EPAH or Spaceporn as your father?

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Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/01/25
the gun
Passionate yellow institution
  11/01/25
SP so I can keep my penis.
startling aromatic goyim chapel
  11/01/25
but you'll end up w a colostomy bag
Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/01/25
You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is yo...
startling aromatic goyim chapel
  11/01/25
You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you w...
Hot foreskin philosopher-king
  11/04/25
I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world fa...
Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/04/25
I can’t help it I must pwn
Hot foreskin philosopher-king
  11/04/25
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Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/04/25
would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with you...
Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty
  11/04/25
I’m cis-het though
Hot foreskin philosopher-king
  11/04/25
i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a sho...
Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty
  11/04/25
Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unlo...
Hot foreskin philosopher-king
  11/04/25
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Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty
  11/04/25
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naked den circlehead
  11/05/25
jfc
Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/05/25
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Slap-happy Concupiscible Point
  11/05/25
This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connec...
heady queen of the night area
  11/04/25
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Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/04/25
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crystalline bearded reading party
  11/05/25
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spectacular pisswyrm
  11/05/25
Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder f...
Fluffy yapping principal's office
  11/04/25
Which father?
vigorous bossy keepsake machete
  11/05/25
Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn f...
heady queen of the night area
  11/05/25
I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvi...
naked den circlehead
  11/05/25
this is 100% not a troll thread
Cracking bright step-uncle's house
  11/05/25
Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always ju...
Fluffy yapping principal's office
  11/05/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49393222)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Passionate yellow institution

the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49393223)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: startling aromatic goyim chapel

SP so I can keep my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49393232)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house

but you'll end up w a colostomy bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49393235)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: startling aromatic goyim chapel

You'll end up with a lot more than a colostomy if EPAH is your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49393236)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Hot foreskin philosopher-king

You don’t HAVE TO be trans to be my kid. Only if you want your father’s approval.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402380)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house

I know you're trying to PWN the cons here with your world famous sarcasm (stemming from your hatred of your parents), but i think you're being honest here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402386)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Hot foreskin philosopher-king

I can’t help it I must pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402398)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402411)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty

would you consider chopping off yours in solidarity with your children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402396)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Hot foreskin philosopher-king

I’m cis-het though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402415)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty

i didn't say you weren't. i asked whether you would as a show of solidarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402428)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Hot foreskin philosopher-king

Maybe in a couple years, but for the time being I still unload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402470)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Green embarrassed to the bone hissy fit kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402481)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: naked den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404090)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404099)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy Concupiscible Point



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Date: November 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: heady queen of the night area

This is genuinely tough. EPAH really lacks emotional connection with his kids and Spaceporn is such a dork (plus the rape).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402422)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402535)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: crystalline bearded reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404032)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: spectacular pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49405162)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Fluffy yapping principal's office

Would probably take EPAH. I think he'd be easier to murder for freedom and get away with it (along with a good amount of assets)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49402541)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: vigorous bossy keepsake machete

Which father?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404023)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: heady queen of the night area

Obviously EPAH for bio-dad and provider dad and SpacePorn for Mom-Dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404047)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: naked den circlehead

I know this is a troll thread, but come on, this one is obvious. Would I rather grow up on the beach in Hawaii with a 7-figure income or would I rather be raised by a clown-haired pedophile? Honestly, if I got to have EPAH's house but had to lose my balls in exchange, I would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404108)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Cracking bright step-uncle's house

this is 100% not a troll thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404112)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Fluffy yapping principal's office

Just push him down one of those 5 inch cliffs he's always jumping. Problem solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792431&forum_id=2...#49404975)